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Started by Pele, February 05, 2008, 05:20:11 PM

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Pele

February 05, 2008, 05:20:11 PM
I just finished pissing, and accidentally zippered my cock in my zipper

I'm fucking bleeding and it hurts like hell I need some neosporin aaaaa

Squirtlejazz

February 05, 2008, 05:21:05 PM #1
Now that is stupid. But it sucks.
iSnake

Albel The Wicked

February 05, 2008, 05:21:39 PM #2
Posting will cure it!

Pele

February 05, 2008, 05:23:16 PM #3
Quote from: Sorvet on February 05, 2008, 05:21:39 PM
Posting will cure it!


I'm wrapping it in shit as I'm typing this I hope i dont get infected holy shit this is so fucking bad

ncba93ivyase

February 05, 2008, 05:23:56 PM #4
Quote from: Elep on February 05, 2008, 05:23:16 PM
I'm wrapping it in shit as I'm typing this I hope i dont get infected holy shit this is so fucking bad
...You're bound to get a bacterial infection of some sorts if that's what you're wrapping it in.

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

ME##

February 05, 2008, 05:24:00 PM #5
I am James Russel Smith, III MD, I require a picture so I can make a prognosis.

Pele

February 05, 2008, 05:24:31 PM #6
Quote from: Lawlz on February 05, 2008, 05:23:56 PM
...You're bound to get a bacterial infection of some sorts if that's what you're wrapping it in.


Jackass. baddood;

Himu

February 05, 2008, 05:24:56 PM #7
Quote from: ME86 on February 05, 2008, 05:24:00 PM
I am James Russel Smith, III MD, I require a picture so I can make a prognosis.
Who would want a picture of a bloody penis? baddood;

Albel The Wicked

February 05, 2008, 05:27:35 PM #8 Last Edit: February 05, 2008, 05:28:19 PM by Kaz
Quote from: Elep on February 05, 2008, 05:23:16 PM
I'm wrapping it in shit as I'm typing this I hope i dont get infected holy shit this is so fucking bad
Interesting...

its not

Daddy

February 05, 2008, 05:29:40 PM #9
Quote from: Charmed on February 05, 2008, 05:24:56 PM
Who would want a picture of a bloody penis? baddood;
Lawlz.



I've only gotten my dick caught in my zipper once or twice and it hurt, but I've never bled.

Squirtlejazz

February 05, 2008, 05:30:48 PM #10
Quote from: JMV290 on February 05, 2008, 05:29:40 PM
I've only gotten my dick caught in my zipper once or twice and it hurt, but I've never bled.
Ditto. Once I felt it I stopped closing it and took it out.
iSnake

ncba93ivyase

February 05, 2008, 05:31:47 PM #11
Quote from: JMV290 on February 05, 2008, 05:29:40 PM
Lawlz.



I've only gotten my dick caught in my zipper once or twice and it hurt, but I've never bled.
I've never gotten it caught because I am not an idiot.

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Pele

February 05, 2008, 05:32:24 PM #12
Quote from: Lawlz on February 05, 2008, 05:31:47 PM
I've never gotten it caught because I am not an idiot.


I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION, I THOUGHT IT WAS BACK IN MY PANTS BUT APPARENTLY I WAS WRONG

Samus Aran

February 05, 2008, 05:33:14 PM #13
I don't see how one could so easily get their dick caught in a zipper. I never have.

KonohaShinobi

February 05, 2008, 05:33:27 PM #14
Pull down your pants then. baddood;
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