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Title: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: The artist formally known on January 13, 2008, 11:39:00 PM
I hate when my ball, just one of the pair, escapes into my upper area like, almost outside of my ball sack and then either I hurt it somehow or I go to pull it down but only feel one ball and am freaking out thinking one of them just disappeared. Anyone have anything like this happen to them?
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: Samus Aran on January 13, 2008, 11:42:20 PM
...no, I've never had this sort of thing happen.
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: The artist formally known on January 13, 2008, 11:44:15 PM
Quote from: Kaz on January 13, 2008, 11:42:20 PM
...no, I've never had this sort of thing happen.
Only happened to me like four times ever so yeah.  befuddlement
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: Nyerp on January 14, 2008, 03:58:44 AM
uh... psyduck;

testicular torsion anybody?
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: Snorkel on January 14, 2008, 04:52:44 AM
No, my balls know their place; there are no escape attempts. They are treated nicely, though. Maybe you need to treat your balls more nicely. Don't keep them in the dark so much.
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: Sam on January 14, 2008, 07:02:28 AM
no, but I hate it when I have to adjust my bra, if that's similr at all.
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: Daddy on January 14, 2008, 09:36:34 AM
I think you should visit a doctor.
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: Geno on January 14, 2008, 10:51:05 AM
Quote from: Snorkel on January 14, 2008, 04:52:44 AM
No, my balls know their place; there are no escape attempts. They are treated nicely, though. Maybe you need to treat your balls more nicely. Don't keep them in the dark so much.
Reaper just got ownt
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: NOA_Haunted on January 14, 2008, 12:12:15 PM
My balls haven't dropped yet.  baddood;
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: just1more on January 14, 2008, 12:14:08 PM
Yeah. It's weird.

I think that's where your balls are before they drop when puberty begins. It's even easier for them to get up there when you're hard. psyduck;
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: FullmetalGanon on January 14, 2008, 12:15:35 PM
man what the fuck
this is why i come to boyah baddood;
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: Albel The Wicked on January 14, 2008, 12:16:10 PM
You should post pictures so we can help you better.
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on January 14, 2008, 12:32:37 PM
o lawd lmao
never happened to me
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: bluaki on January 14, 2008, 12:34:32 PM
wtf?
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 14, 2008, 01:11:14 PM
I've stepped one my testicles a few times (it's possible), but I've never had that happen.
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: Samus Aran on January 14, 2008, 01:15:46 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on January 14, 2008, 01:11:14 PM
I've stepped one my testicles a few times (it's possible), but I've never had that happen.


could you describe this please
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 14, 2008, 01:28:52 PM
Quote from: CONKER on January 14, 2008, 01:24:36 PM
Sitting on the floor crossing your legs.
Exactly.

It's horrible if you're wearing something like a pair of gym shorts and shoes.
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: Samus Aran on January 14, 2008, 01:29:34 PM
Quote from: CONKER on January 14, 2008, 01:24:36 PM
Sitting on the floor crossing your legs.


I can't say I've ever had this happen.
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 14, 2008, 01:48:27 PM
Quote from: CONKER on January 14, 2008, 01:47:14 PM
Your nursack must be very tight then. That should happen right after you take a shower and like Lawlz said, wear gym shorts and move around alot, like trying to get comfortable to play a videogame.
It usually happens when I sit down at my Mac, since I tend to have my legs a bit looser when playing a game.
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: Samus Aran on January 14, 2008, 01:53:24 PM
Quote from: CONKER on January 14, 2008, 01:47:14 PM
Your nursack must be very tight then. That should happen right after you take a shower and like Lawlz said, wear gym shorts and move around alot, like trying to get comfortable to play a videogame.


I've never "stepped" on them.
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on January 14, 2008, 02:02:30 PM
I just sat down and crossed my legs, and I can't even understand how it's possible to sit down on a regular floor in a way that could harm your sack. befuddlement
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: YPrrrr on January 14, 2008, 02:16:37 PM
Quote from: Luke Atmey on January 14, 2008, 02:02:30 PM
I just sat down and crossed my legs, and I can't even understand how it's possible to sit down on a regular floor in a way that could harm your sack. befuddlement
Same, and no, I've never had my balls try to escape like Reaper's
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: Garahe on January 14, 2008, 03:34:40 PM
I think that happened when I got hit in the arm once.

Then my arm slammed into my crotch and I nearly fell over.
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 14, 2008, 03:37:09 PM
Actually, now that I think about it this happened about twice when I was taking a leak. It was like someone put some tight rubber bands on my scrotum, because it felt like my testicles were being pinched off, but there were some weird spasms that sucked them up into my body for a few seconds. It was awful.
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: Selkie on January 14, 2008, 04:01:04 PM
I know what you mean.

Like do you sometimes fear that your balls will get sucked in through the little hole in the pelvis bone and be trapped in there?

Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: Nyerp on January 14, 2008, 06:02:45 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on January 14, 2008, 03:37:09 PM
Actually, now that I think about it this happened about twice when I was taking a leak. It was like someone put some tight rubber bands on my scrotum, because it felt like my testicles were being pinched off, but there were some weird spasms that sucked them up into my body for a few seconds. It was awful.

what the FUCK
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: Selkie on January 14, 2008, 06:42:22 PM
Quote from: CONKER on January 14, 2008, 01:47:14 PM
Your nursack must be very tight then. That should happen right after you take a shower and like Lawlz said, wear gym shorts and move around alot, like trying to get comfortable to play a videogame.


I always get out of the shower then put on gym shorts, socks and shoes.
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: The artist formally known on January 14, 2008, 11:55:28 PM
Quote from: Sylar on January 14, 2008, 10:51:05 AM
Reaper just got ownt
My balls see the light all the time. badass
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: The artist formally known on January 14, 2008, 11:56:06 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on January 14, 2008, 01:11:14 PM
I've stepped one my testicles a few times (it's possible), but I've never had that happen.
Sitting on your balls is terrible. Once or twice I have.
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on January 15, 2008, 12:33:53 PM
I fell on some pole on the playground in Elementary school. Most damage I've ever done to my babies. gonk;
actually i think that was the only time they were hurt befuddlement
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: bluaki on January 15, 2008, 12:40:49 PM
Quote from: Luke Atmey on January 15, 2008, 12:33:53 PM
I fell on some poll on the playground in Elementary school. Most damage I've ever done to my babies. gonk;
actually i think that was the only time they were hurt befuddlement
You fell on a poll? Don't you mean a pole?
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on January 15, 2008, 12:41:56 PM
Quote from: bluaki on January 15, 2008, 12:40:49 PM
Poll?
Homophones educate;
what

I was playing on the jungle gym, slipped, and landed right on the metal bar. That was true pain. edumacate;
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: bluaki on January 15, 2008, 12:42:35 PM
Quote from: Luke Atmey on January 15, 2008, 12:41:56 PM
what

I was playing on the jungle gym, slipped, and landed right on the metal bar. That was true pain. edumacate;
Pole, not poll

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Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on January 15, 2008, 12:44:30 PM
Quote from: bluaki on January 15, 2008, 12:42:35 PM
Pole, not poll

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Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: Daddy on January 15, 2008, 12:49:29 PM
i guess since we are sharing balls stories i will tell you

the tube thingy connecting my left testicle to whatever is up there is weird. i dunno how  to explain it. its kind of lumpy or something.
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: Samus Aran on January 15, 2008, 12:49:40 PM
Quote from: Luke Atmey on January 15, 2008, 12:44:30 PM
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lol idort
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on January 15, 2008, 12:50:53 PM
Quote from: Kaz on January 15, 2008, 12:49:40 PM
lol idort
leave me alone edumacate;
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on January 15, 2008, 12:51:24 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on January 15, 2008, 12:49:29 PM
i guess since we are sharing balls stories i will tell you

the tube thingy connecting my left testicle to whatever is up there is weird. i dunno how  to explain it. its kind of lumpy or something.
...You might wanna get that checked out. befuddlement
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: FullmetalGanon on January 15, 2008, 12:51:47 PM
i fell on a poll
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: Daddy on January 15, 2008, 12:52:01 PM
Quote from: Luke Atmey on January 15, 2008, 12:51:24 PM
...You might wanna get that checked out. befuddlement
i did.

Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on January 15, 2008, 12:52:31 PM
Quote from: Ronald Rollins on January 15, 2008, 12:51:47 PM
i fell on a poll

cocks smithicide;
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on January 15, 2008, 12:52:43 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on January 15, 2008, 12:52:01 PM
i did.


and what happened
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: Daddy on January 15, 2008, 12:54:27 PM
Quote from: Luke Atmey on January 15, 2008, 12:52:43 PM
and what happened
well since the doctor said nothing i guess it's not a health problem.

i'm going to ask again though
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: rreeppttaarr on January 15, 2008, 07:23:59 PM
Come to think of it, I think I've had that happen to me before.

Hmm.
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: The artist formally known on January 15, 2008, 07:27:25 PM
Quote from: darkmariov2 on January 15, 2008, 07:23:59 PM
Come to think of it, I think I've had that happen to me before.

Hmm.
I knew I wasn't the only one  befuddlement
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: Himu on January 15, 2008, 07:53:18 PM
Um, obviously not.  But my mom said when I was little I was worried I lost my penis and balls.  I havent told anyone that outside of the internet. :(
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on January 16, 2008, 12:33:38 PM
Quote from: Dahlia on January 15, 2008, 07:53:18 PM
Um, obviously not.  But my mom said when I was little I was worried I lost my penis and balls.  I havent told anyone that outside of the internet. :(
...As in, you thought you were a guy at first?
lol
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: Albel The Wicked on January 16, 2008, 04:37:28 PM
Quote from: Dahlia on January 15, 2008, 07:53:18 PM
Um, obviously not.  But my mom said when I was little I was worried I lost my penis and balls.  I havent told anyone that outside of the internet. :(
Thats sooooo cute.

How did you know about penis and balls?!
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: The artist formally known on January 16, 2008, 04:38:43 PM
Quote from: Dahlia on January 15, 2008, 07:53:18 PM
Um, obviously not.  But my mom said when I was little I was worried I lost my penis and balls.  I havent told anyone that outside of the internet. :(
I've heard that story from many females. One told me she told her mom "Mom! I have a hole in me ;_;"
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: kid_rock on January 16, 2008, 06:17:03 PM
Quote from: reefer on January 13, 2008, 11:39:00 PM
I hate when my ball, just one of the pair, escapes into my upper area like, almost outside of my ball sack and then either I hurt it somehow or I go to pull it down but only feel one ball and am freaking out thinking one of them just disappeared. Anyone have anything like this happen to them?



lol yea it freaks meh out too
Title: Re: Maybe it's just me but
Post by: Darklink on January 17, 2008, 12:57:19 PM
Ya, that sucks D:, along iwth when your balls start to itch like hell during class  baddood;.