Maybe it's just me but

[bluaki]

I fell on some poll on the playground in Elementary school. Most damage I've ever done to my babies.
actually i think that was the only time they were hurt

You fell on a poll? Don't you mean a pole?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Poll?
Homophones educate;

what

I was playing on the jungle gym, slipped, and landed right on the metal bar. That was true pain. edumacate;

[bluaki]

what

I was playing on the jungle gym, slipped, and landed right on the metal bar. That was true pain. edumacate;

Pole, not poll

</GRAMMAR NAZI>

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Pole, not poll

</GRAMMAR NAZI>

...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Daddy]

i guess since we are sharing balls stories i will tell you

the tube thingy connecting my left testicle to whatever is up there is weird. i dunno how  to explain it. its kind of lumpy or something.

[Samus Aran]

...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lol idort

[Kalahari Inkantation]

lol idort

leave me alone edumacate;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i guess since we are sharing balls stories i will tell you

the tube thingy connecting my left testicle to whatever is up there is weird. i dunno how  to explain it. its kind of lumpy or something.

...You might wanna get that checked out.

[FullmetalGanon]

i fell on a poll

[Daddy]

...You might wanna get that checked out.

i did.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i fell on a poll

cocks

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i did.

and what happened

[Daddy]

and what happened

well since the doctor said nothing i guess it's not a health problem.

i'm going to ask again though

[rreeppttaarr]

Come to think of it, I think I've had that happen to me before.

Hmm.

[The artist formally known]

Come to think of it, I think I've had that happen to me before.

Hmm.

I knew I wasn't the only one