it's not fair boyos

[Kalahari Inkantation]

[spoiler=NOT SAFE FOR HETEROSEXUALITY][/spoiler]

He's just so cute. :'(

[YPrrrr]

Weren't you just saying we shouldnt sexualize Link

[Thyme]

Weren't you just saying we shouldnt sexualize Link

thx i don't have to click it now

[C.Mongler]

for someone who hates zelda so much you sure do have quite the literal boner for zelda stuff sir tec

[YPrrrr]

Weren't you just saying we shouldnt sexualize Link

thx i don't have to click it now

It's just him looking happy in Mario Kart but the spoiler tag makes it sound worse

[YPrrrr]

for someone who hates zelda so much you sure do have quite the literal boner for zelda stuff sir tec

You can tell true Zelda fans from how much they hate the overrated latest iteration

It's like star wars

[TooB]

Yeah. Being a true fan means showing how much you hate something. Duh

[Kalahari Inkantation]

thx i don't have to click it now

rofl

There is nothing sexual about that render (to most).

Weren't you just saying we shouldnt sexualize Link

And I maintain that we shouldn't.

[silvertone]

u should contact chocobo for more link pics

[Kalahari Inkantation]

for someone who hates zelda so much you sure do have quite the literal boner for zelda stuff sir tec

you truly misunderstand the motive behind my whining if you seriously think i "hate" zelda, or nintendo in general, or many of the other things i regularly complain about lol

part of loving something is being able to recognize its faults, and knowing when and why call them out

Now as you can tell by the breadth and depth and quantity of my whining, I actually do quite like Nintendo and Zelda very much, thank you kindly.

and it stems from me being deeply afraid of seeing zelda and nintendo in general stagnate and flounder as a consequence of being completely unresponsive to VALID criticism

hence my near-constant griping about the wii u and switch and botw and yadda yadda

zelda and nintendo """"""""""""fans""""""""""""" don't seem to understand that it's sometimes (often) valid and necessary to be critical of things one likes, and instead feel like they have to shield nintendo to the death from criticism

probably because [...] some (by which i mean virtually all) zelda [and nintendo] """fans""" are afraid to be critical of it because they unconsciously think it to be a part of their identity, and therefore perceive an 'attack' on zelda [or nintendo] to be an 'attack' on themselves (how pathetic)

and this is also part of why political discourse is a crapshoot lol

[C.Mongler]

so you're saying...i secretly like sony games?? 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

You're not even secretive about that.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

but i mean like

[spoiler=NOT SAFE FOR HETEROSEXUALITY][/spoiler]

[spoiler]

just look at those cute non-threatening canines
the big expressive bright blue eyes and heavy mascara
the elated expression
the stylish calf-high boots
the thicc thighs accentuated by the tight pants
the tastefully subtle upskirt uptunic angle

jesus christ nintendo
[/spoiler]

[C.Mongler]

hyrule must have universal dental coverage shit

[YPrrrr]

but i mean like

[spoiler=NOT SAFE FOR HETEROSEXUALITY][/spoiler]

[spoiler]
yer fuckin weird mate
just look at those cute non-threatening canines
the big expressive bright blue eyes and heavy mascara
the elated expression
the stylish calf-high boots
the thicc thighs accentuated by the tight pants
the tastefully subtle upskirt uptunic angle

jesus christ nintendo
[/spoiler]