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nu-male pursuits

Started by Kalahari Inkantation, July 17, 2018, 12:24:55 AM

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Are you a nu-male/nu-female?

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No
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Mando Pandango

Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

Kalahari Inkantation

  • those thick plastic glasses frames


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smithicide;[/spoiler]

Quote from: FAMY2 on July 20, 2018, 10:56:36 AM
I looked up Nu-female on urban dictionary.

Sorry, we couldn't find: nu-female
Back to Urban Dictionary
Or try one of these:
cunt stick
Jalen
NUS
Nus
'nus


Ok ?


lol

nu-female might not have its own separate entry, but things like

  • thick plastic frames (esp. w/o functional lenses)

  • nintendo switch ownership

  • gets cucked by bf/husband

  • using the word "literally"

  • blogging

  • etc.


still apply to both sexes lol

but here are two examples specifically for women:

  • calls husband "hubby"

  • calls herself "preggers" or "preggo" during pregnancy

silvertone

Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 20, 2018, 08:36:35 AM
Quote from: Thyme on July 20, 2018, 08:30:29 AM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 20, 2018, 07:51:54 AM
Quote from: Thyme on July 20, 2018, 06:51:55 AM
(i don't actually eat much soy)


Are you sure about that? befuddlement


no lol you may be right befuddlement


that's what makes the soyboy(ah) meme particularly funny lol

nearly everyone in the western world is a soyboy whether they know it or not, you can't really easily avoid it
just go vegan thaats all

FAMY2

Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 20, 2018, 02:14:05 PM
  • those thick plastic glasses frames


[spoiler]

smithicide;[/spoiler]

Quote from: FAMY2 on July 20, 2018, 10:56:36 AM
I looked up Nu-female on urban dictionary.

Sorry, we couldn't find: nu-female
Back to Urban Dictionary
Or try one of these:
cunt stick
Jalen
NUS
Nus
'nus


Ok ?


lol

nu-female might not have its own separate entry, but things like

  • thick plastic frames (esp. w/o functional lenses)

  • nintendo switch ownership

  • gets cucked by bf/husband

  • using the word "literally"

  • blogging

  • etc.


still apply to both sexes lol

but here are two examples specifically for women:

  • calls husband "hubby"

  • calls herself "preggers" or "preggo" during pregnancy



Other than owning a switch that's not me. 

Mando Pandango

Honestly I think thick framed glasses are really attractive, especially when the girl also has thick eyebrows.
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

Kalahari Inkantation

perhaps ironically, i feel like most women look better without glasses lol befuddlement

Kalahari Inkantation

Quote from: C.Mongler on July 17, 2018, 07:56:59 AM
claims to hate reddit
spends 5+ hours a day on reddit


I embody this. awdood;

Samus Aran

here's one that's partly unisex but i feel like women might be more guilty of it

saying "we're pregnant" referring to both parties in a couple

Kalahari Inkantation

Quote from: YPargh on July 20, 2018, 08:46:09 AM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 20, 2018, 08:44:11 AM
Quote from: David on July 20, 2018, 08:43:05 AM
Quote from: YPargh on July 20, 2018, 08:40:25 AM
Yea we're basically all gonna be women in 100 years
100?  That’s fairly optimistic I’d say we’ll all be women by 2040


And that's a good thing.

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Believe me. srsly[/spoiler]
But then what men will breed us


https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2014/05/01/308737968/provocative-research-turns-skin-cells-into-sperm

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/3323846/Sperm-cells-created-from-female-embryo.html

we could all also just rotate through a cache of like a million ideal biological male specimen who we specifically keep from consuming soy through heavily government-regulated diets sillydood;

Samus Aran

mmm cant wait to be bred

Kalahari Inkantation

July 20, 2018, 10:19:53 PM #145 Last Edit: July 20, 2018, 10:31:20 PM by Magyarorszag
Quote from: Rin Hoshizora on July 20, 2018, 09:52:41 PM
mmm cant wait to be bred


same although you wouldn't necessarily have to physically touch or even see them at all to get the desired result girl;

silvertone

Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 20, 2018, 09:49:46 PM
Quote from: YPargh on July 20, 2018, 08:46:09 AM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 20, 2018, 08:44:11 AM
Quote from: David on July 20, 2018, 08:43:05 AM
Quote from: YPargh on July 20, 2018, 08:40:25 AM
Yea we're basically all gonna be women in 100 years
100?  That’s fairly optimistic I’d say we’ll all be women by 2040


And that's a good thing.

[spoiler]

Believe me. srsly[/spoiler]
But then what men will breed us


https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2014/05/01/308737968/provocative-research-turns-skin-cells-into-sperm

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/3323846/Sperm-cells-created-from-female-embryo.html

we could all also just rotate through a cache of like a million ideal biological male specimen who we specifically keep from consuming soy through heavily government-regulated diets sillydood;
google andro genesis. there's a better way

Kalahari Inkantation

  • s-stutterposting

  • *uses asterisks to imply an action*

  • >using le meme arrow


Quote from: SVT on July 21, 2018, 12:00:29 AM
google andro genesis. there's a better way


intredasting befuddlement

seems like it really only occurs in plants though lol

silvertone

Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 21, 2018, 12:06:42 PM
  • s-stutterposting

  • *uses asterisks to imply an action*

  • >using le meme arrow


Quote from: SVT on July 21, 2018, 12:00:29 AM
google andro genesis. there's a better way


intredasting befuddlement

seems like it really only occurs in plants though lol
arent you a vegetable

Kalahari Inkantation

i'm probably more of a fruit ><>

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