til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@

[Thyme]

i don't even shave my face

ok but y'all both have the excuse of not having to

it's 100% because i'm lazy in my case

[famy]

dont worry tec i trim my butthole

using a bidet while i was abroad was awesome

i miss it now and i hate how much toilet paper we buy. i've been meaning to install one since i moved back

lol that was one of the first things i bought when i got back and its so much better and easy to install idk why i lived without one before

[Kalahari Inkantation]

dont worry tec i trim my butthole

Congratulations on having what it takes to be a real (clean) man.

cleanliness is next to doothingliness you know

[Travis]

anybody else here trim their nose hair. it's orgasmic

[Kalahari Inkantation]

back when my colitis was more active i used wet wipes

roughly similar situation here, and it's ultimately what prompted me to finally buy and install a bidet like i'd been meaning to for years

wet wipes really are kind of expensive in the long run, and really do destroy pipes via clogging

anybody else here trim their nose hair. it's orgasmic

i've never tried because i don't have the right tools

rather, i tweeze the most problematic ones out one excruciating pluck at a time, eyes watering all the while

[Mando Pandango]

I only have two or three that become an issue when left unchecked and I'll get them every couple months or so. I just use nail clippers.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

back when my clitoris was more active i used wet wipes

I hope you wiped from front to back and not the other way around.

This sounds like the backdrop to some villain that tries to take over the world to ensure he no longer has to deal with less than immaculate derrieres

I would call such a person not a villain, but a hero.

Sadly, I don't have any such powers yet. :'(

[FAMY2]

There is also this. https://www.glamour.com/story/brazilian-bikini-wax-what-happens. ; Veet works really good though.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

There is also this. https://www.glamour.com/story/brazilian-bikini-wax-what-happens. ; Veet works really good though.

having someone do it for you is probably like 15x the cost of doing it yourself though lol

Not to mention, I think that's really only ever acceptable for women.

i would simply never

not that i would ever need to, because indeed, veet is good stuff

but probably 99% of men who visit salons or spas are obvious creeps looking for a happy ending

[silvertone]

anybody else here trim their nose hair. it's orgasmic

i just sneeze

[Hiro]

pubic hair is gross
seriously i think leg hair, armpit hair, and facial hair are all fine, but back/shoulder hair and any hair in the underwear area is awful and I wish I could remove it all permanently

[Kalahari Inkantation]

armpit hair is honestly even more grotesque than arse hair is

[YPrrrr]

armpit hair is honestly even more grotesque than arse hair is

Youre a madman Tec

[Mando Pandango]

pubic hair is gross
seriously i think leg hair, armpit hair, and facial hair are all fine, but back/shoulder hair and any hair in the underwear area is awful and I wish I could remove it all permanently

I agree on the sense that I'd rather just get rid of it all, but I'm also fine with it being there

[Kalahari Inkantation]

armpit hair is honestly even more grotesque than arse hair is

e a madman Tec

at least with arse hair you can understand why someone might not regularly be getting rid of it, it's not as if anyone's likely to see it

But armpit hair?

>some unshorn nu-male or nu-female wears a sleeveless shirt
>have to look away out of disgust