isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game

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I wish squids were real. :'(

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omglol

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ypr would love this game

[Mando Pandango]

extremely relevant:

[spoiler=let's play-based content][youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19R1iJBfSY8[/youtube][/spoiler]

[Kalahari Inkantation]

extremely relevant:

[spoiler=let's play-based content][youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19R1iJBfSY8[/youtube][/spoiler]

[Kalahari Inkantation]

marina is 18 canonically so go to town you freaks

[bluaki]

I wish squids were real. :'(

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omglol

[spoiler=endgame screenshot from octo expansion that makes no sense out of context][/spoiler]

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The final boss is a super AI created by a human professor 12000 years ago with the objective of passing down human knowledge to a future intelligent species, but the AI changes its mind after seeing squid people being racist against octos and obsessing over fashion/trends/fighting and decides to instead just destroy the planet with a giant human-face statue that has a superpowerful laser cannon in its mouth. The player beats it by inking over the entire statue because its entire surface is solar cells.
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[bluaki]

Pearl keeps a picture of Marina sleeping saved on her phone for... reasons.
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Pearl has the username MC_Princess and Marina has the username DJ_Hyperfresh in the chat rooms

what's with the scantily clad cephalopod lolis and blatantly obvious homages to scandalous gangster rappers like 2pac and notorious big

it gets more blatant
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also pearl gets into a rapping battle multiple times during the events of the story

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I wish squids were real. :'(

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omglol

[spoiler=endgame screenshot from octo expansion that makes no sense out of context][/spoiler]

[spoiler=bigger spoilers]
The final boss is a super AI created by a human professor 12000 years ago with the objective of passing down human knowledge to a future intelligent species, but the AI changes its mind after seeing squid people being racist against octos and obsessing over fashion/trends/fighting and decides to instead just destroy the planet with a giant human-face statue that has a superpowerful laser cannon in its mouth. The player beats it by inking over the entire statue because its entire surface is solar cells.
[/spoiler]

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Pearl keeps a picture of Marina sleeping saved on her phone for... reasons.
[spoiler][/spoiler]

Pearl has the username MC_Princess and Marina has the username DJ_Hyperfresh in the chat rooms

what's with the scantily clad cephalopod lolis and blatantly obvious homages to scandalous gangster rappers like 2pac and notorious big

it gets more blatant
[spoiler][/spoiler]

also pearl gets into a rapping battle multiple times during the events of the story

lol oh god

and as far as scantily-clad cephalopod lolis go, it probably doesn't get much farther than this:

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[spoiler=it even has scantily-clad cephalopod shota][/spoiler]

[Kalahari Inkantation]

:'(

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[youtube]7VfFJy5Kra0[/youtube]

[6M69I69B9]

watching my brother play splatoon is the shit
one time saw him kill 14 squidders in one match and i thought it was insane

fun to watch

[Kalahari Inkantation]

it really is an entertaining-looking game

and it naturally should appeal to me as a disciple of doodthing

I just wish there were a heavier emphasis on singleplayer.