Nintendo E3 hype train

[The artist formally known]

Wii U
Super Mario Maker September 11, 2015
Xenoblade Chronicles X December 4, 2015
Starfox Zero/10
Yawn Yoshi October 16, 2015
Mario Tennis: Ultra Slam Holiday 2015
Animal Crossing: amiibo Festival

3DS
Fire Emblem Fates 2016
Metroid Prime: bad graphics
Hyrule Warriors
Zelda: fashion police
Pokemon Yo Kai Watch
Mario and Luigi: Paper Jam

NX
ZURLDA?!?!?!1

[Commander Fuckass]

Nothing 

[Hiro]

that metroid prime shit looks horrible jesus christ
excited for animal crossing amiibo but that board game shit looks boring
that new zelda thing looks kinda bleh
mario and luigi looks cool but that series has a pretty spotty track record

overall what a huge disappointment
i guess the wii u really is being canned at the end of the year after all

[Hiro]

at least starfox and mario maker look fun but that's seriously it?
nintendo really needs to stop being carried by miyamoto

[Hiro]

oh i forgot about mario tennis and yoshi's wooly world
i guess those might be alright, mario tennis doesn't really hold my interest for too long though

[The artist formally known]

lol Wii U is so sorry

[The artist formally known]

we're still getting fatal frame right?

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[Hiro]

yeah but that's been out in japan for a while hasn't it

[The artist formally known]

yeah but that's been out in japan for a while hasn't it

idk i dont live in japan

[ME##]

if nintendo were a restaurant, it would be a school cafeteria churning out the same lukewarm unfinished soup with "new" ingredients to keep the sheep coming back day after day to enjoy their helping of slop

[Hiro]

nah if we're giving insulting restaurant metaphors it's that restaurant that opened up in the 80s and was really popular for a while, but the decorations and menu haven't changed since then

[The artist formally known]

lol remember when they were going to cater to their core gamers then they show off the god awful looking metroid ball game

[Kalahari Inkantation]

e3 ended with a whimper thanks to nintendo

[Kalahari Inkantation]

nah if we're giving insulting restaurant metaphors it's that restaurant that opened up in the 80s and was really popular for a while, but the decorations and menu haven't changed since then

it also hasn't adhered to evolving health and safety standards since the 80s and should probably be permanently shuttered for the public good at the cost of a few nostalgic tears

[Classic]

Garbage. Absolute garbage.