Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread

[Samus Aran]

bring back mindflayers

[Kalahari Inkantation]

have mercy, miyazaki

[Samus Aran]

whole game filled with hundreds of black phantom mindflayers

with no magic shield spell to use

[TooB]

http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2014/06/11/is-link-a-girl-in-zelda-on-wii-u.aspx


As much as i like female protagonists, i hope they dont do this

[PLEASEHELP1991]

I hope link can be a hermaphrodite like slay in tales of zestiria to appeal to the intersex community

[Samus Aran]

http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2014/06/11/is-link-a-girl-in-zelda-on-wii-u.aspx


As much as i like female protagonists, i hope they dont do this

i actually don't see how it would matter in the slightest tbh

there's nothing in the canon specifically saying that link always has to be male, i don't think? it's just a certain bloodline or being chosen by the gods basically

[Hiro]

Codename: S.T.E.A.M. announced for 3DS:

"Players will take command of the unit steam a unique fighting force created by Abraham Lincoln to defend against a mysterious invasion from space"

"Turn-based strategy, third-person shooter, steampunk ... Codename: S.T.E.A.M. is a quirky little title that came to be from a collusion of all of these elements"

also it takes place in London what rofl

[silvertone]

steam punk... into the trashcan of history it g0es

[Samus Aran]

>steampunk
>quirky

end steampunk trends please

[Kalahari Inkantation]

that sounds like the type of garbage conduit """developers""" high voltage software would shit out

and yet apparently it's the fire emblem devs behind this

[PLEASEHELP1991]

I can't believe it is a first-party title

[Thyme]

lol the conduit

[ME##]

will the be as underwhelming as epic micky?

[Classic]

Oh Nintendo. You could have really done better with your mystery 3DS game.

[Hiro]

i'm reserving judgement until i see gameplay, which they're showing tomorrow
also i'm hearing comparisons to valkyria chronicles so