hi i am lawlz you can ask me whatever you want

[ncba93ivyase]

What's our perfect date?

there's this really fancy restaurant in downtown that i'd take you to and we'd get every single dessert on the menu

then we'd go to the top floor of my school where they have really comfy couches to sleep on and we'd look out onto the entire city

it'd look like this except it would be late at night and everything would be covered in snow now:

and then i'd pull a blanket out of my backpack and we'd fall asleep on a couch

[Classic]

You've given the best answer so far. 

[ncba93ivyase]

because I Am The Best

[Classic]

brb planning trip

[Mando Pandango]

donatello because i don't give a shit

the only reason to pick donatello

[Daddy]

which poor country would you most like to live in

[ncba93ivyase]

which poor country would you most like to live in

bulgaria because i kind of know the language

[Geno]

Why are you so mad all the time?

[ncba93ivyase]

Why are you so mad all the time?

i'm actually basically never angry. it's really, really hard to make me mad

http://boyah.net/forums/index.php/topic,62850.0.html

[Classic]

When are we gonna Skype?

[ME##]

when are you going to skype with tyler and grant to see who will be the better room mate

[ncba93ivyase]

When are we gonna Skype?

whenever you install it and want to

when are you going to skype with tyler and grant to see who will be the better room mate

Tyler has a pretty good job and friends so moving would probably be worse for him lol

[Samus Aran]

have you ever been in a fistfight

[Classic]

But as I progress in corporate, I could end up in a hotel near him.

[ncba93ivyase]

have you ever been in a fistfight

a few

when i lived in a trailer park (lol) this kid named paul would always come to my apartment and want to fight with me. i don't know why. he'd come knocking and be like "i wanna fight ronnie" and my parents would let me go outside and do it lol

i think we fought 3 times? we'd exchange some punches and then i'd start kicking him in the testicles repeatedly. the last time we fought, he showed up with a brick and wanted to fight me with that. i told him that real wrestlers don't use weapons (wwf was huge at the time) and he set it down and i kicked him in the nuts

in third grade we were playing soccer during recess and i sucked. i got mad at some bigger kid and swung at him and he swung back. we got dragged to the principal and she wanted to hear both of our stories. the other kid spoke first and said "he hit me first and then i hit him." he wasn't mad or anything. the principal asked me what happened and i said that that was it. she got mad and said "WELL YOU NEED TO HAVE YOUR OWN SIDE OF THE STORY", and i couldn't lie and i kept asserting that i was just a dick but she refused to accept it

anyways first and only time getting detention

on the first day of college my dad shoved me for no reason with the intention of knocking me down and i gave him a bloody lip