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Started by The Hand That Fisted Everyone, September 30, 2013, 11:56:52 PM
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Quotei saw you grabbing away with your mealy little hands at that restaurant downtown. in my mind i was wearing a shiny suit, and i wiggled around, squirming hither and thither, screaming and yelling. horrible words i shrieked.your bits got in a bungle, and a'bungling the wiggly bits did go, i'll tell you what.when you squirted past i caught a wafting scent of broken yolks, your hair like a horrible thing moved past and partly into my nostrils. in my nightmares still i recoil. i wish to cook you a dinner of eggs and hair and fingernails, and together we can vibrate like old-time cell-phones. but oily. and soapy. we will jiggle with both oil and soap. jiggle jiggle said the wiggler, for time stops when not properly oiled.