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the smell of eggs and hair

Started by The Hand That Fisted Everyone, September 30, 2013, 11:56:52 PM

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The Hand That Fisted Everyone

Quotei saw you grabbing away with your mealy little hands at that restaurant downtown. in my mind i was wearing a shiny suit, and i wiggled around, squirming hither and thither, screaming and yelling. horrible words i shrieked.

your bits got in a bungle, and a'bungling the wiggly bits did go, i'll tell you what.

when you squirted past i caught a wafting scent of broken yolks, your hair like a horrible thing moved past and partly into my nostrils. in my nightmares still i recoil.

i wish to cook you a dinner of eggs and hair and fingernails, and together we can vibrate like old-time cell-phones. but oily. and soapy. we will jiggle with both oil and soap.

jiggle jiggle said the wiggler, for time stops when not properly oiled.

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good bump tec, let's fucking go!!!!

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