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HEY LAWLZ

Started by mariofreak55, April 23, 2007, 07:03:22 PM

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mariofreak55

April 23, 2007, 07:03:22 PM Last Edit: April 23, 2007, 08:44:43 PM by mariofreak55
     Okay, Lawlz, this is how I'm starting off. I hate you. Yeah, sure, call me an idiot, hating someone over the internet. Yeah, I admit it's pretty stupid, but when someone is like you, it's just so hard not to. I'm going to be going over a few things. First, the fact that you're an asswipe. Second, the fact that you're an asswipe. Yeah, that's what I'll be going over. Now here's why I think that you're: A. An asswipe. B. An asswipe.

     Lawlz, someone as ugly as you who wouldn't post pictures of them self when they obviously have ways of getting them online can't possibly be able to get "some". And no, drawing a picture doesn't count either. Don't even say you don't have a camera either, I've seen your room panoramic. Hell, you could be SO Craging ugly and just draw your silhouette along with filling in your hair and say that it you're beautiful. It would fool people, like you somehow manage to do great.

     You might say that you don't ever make up fake stories that you've gotten "some". But let's see. I would quote another thread, but the old database isn't here. Hell, some of that stuff may be why you don't want to bring all that stuff back here. Some of us have actually had these things called girlfriends, and we don't need you replacing the names of your favorite anime characters with your name and call it a day that left you un-virginified.

Quote from: Lawlz on April 21, 2007, 09:33:18 PM
My stories are always true, my little friend. powerofone;


     Stories like when you said you almost got some with some chick at your school? Hey, Lawlz, this girl probably ends with .jpg and was drawn by some old Chinese fellow who lives in his mothers basement, so I'm not even going to go there. I'll try not to cut off any more paragraphs this short. I'm reminding myself of you.

     Then in one of your polls, you made this an option for seeing whether everyone picked Boy or Girl for their gender in the newest Pokemon game. "Both (IM A VIRGIN)". This ties into this, and also for you being a massive hypocrite.

Quote from: Lawlz on April 21, 2007, 10:16:24 PM
I'm also quite proud of the fact I only like about 4 anime series and have never even claimed to have any sex whatsoever.


     Great, you never claimed you have sex. Uh, you basically claimed that you weren't a virgin by voting for "girl" on your poll? Eh, figures. You probably just wanted to fapturbate to the tiny 16 by 16 pixil sprite that you would be looking at as you roamed the land of Sinnoh for the next few months. This ties into is what I'm talking about next, something probably everybody saw coming. I just forged this one up, but you guys should all be pretty familiar with this kind of thing.

One day in the Invitiation Thread...

Quote from: Lawlz
Quote from: Random Boyah Member
Yeah, I would invite her, but she has no grammars. :(

I heard a word that commonly refers to a girl. You're inviting them, right?


     So you can't talk to girls in real life, so you try and lure them to this internet forum and try to dazzle them with your sexy silhouette drawings, neato innuendos, and amazing amount of sexual knowledge that you've gotten from watching all that hentai and CP? You know, that might be great and all, but yeah, that's not going to work. Flirting with girls on the internet might raise your e-self esteem, but it sure doesn't make you any more of a person that you already are, as insignificant as you are annoying.

     Now to see if I can get the C.Mongler fellow to recite this and stick it on Youtube. Maybe we'll get one of those video responses from Lawlz and we can all have signatures of you too.



GOOD DAY ALL

Silverhawk79

Stickied for great justice.

ClassicTyler

Damn. Someone's angry.

demonprince

omg ownage.  flower;

Andrew1911


Khadafi

April 23, 2007, 07:10:12 PM #5 Last Edit: July 17, 2007, 11:14:29 PM by JMV290
I like the picture at the bottom.  flower;





Lance7

You, sir, have taken the words that were in my brain and typed them for me. Bravo.

demonprince

Quote from: Lance7 on April 23, 2007, 07:10:30 PM
You, sir, have taken the words that were in my brain and typed them for me. Bravo.
Lance you have a brain?   china;

j/k

anus

Wow. Someone really hates Lawlz.

I think Lawlz can be funny, but he can also be an extreme jackass at times, like when someone (The Infamous) V knew died, and he said it was funny or something. He sometimes takes it too far.
dicks

The Oggmonster

Quote from: JMV290 on April 23, 2007, 07:10:12 PM
I like the picture at the bottom.  flower;

Yeah who made that beautiful artwork?  flower;
"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. "

Necro

 objection;

Lawlz is awesome. He made me a dipshit. He's my idol! y;
You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is Necro


mariofreak55

Quote from: The Oggmonster on April 23, 2007, 07:12:55 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on April 23, 2007, 07:10:12 PM
I like the picture at the bottom.  flower;

Yeah who made that beautiful artwork?  flower;
Yeah who stole that beautiful artwork? flower;

Lance7

Quote from: Kefs on April 23, 2007, 07:11:36 PM
Quote from: Lance7 on April 23, 2007, 07:10:30 PM
You, sir, have taken the words that were in my brain and typed them for me. Bravo.
Lance you have a brain?   china;

j/k
gonk; You make me sad inside!

j/k

The Oggmonster

Quote from: mariofreak55 on April 23, 2007, 07:13:27 PM
Quote from: The Oggmonster on April 23, 2007, 07:12:55 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on April 23, 2007, 07:10:12 PM
I like the picture at the bottom.  flower;

Yeah who made that beautiful artwork?  flower;
Yeah who stole that beautiful artwork? flower;

I did not steal, I was borrowing without permission  flower;
"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. "

demonprince

Quote from: Lance7 on April 23, 2007, 07:13:48 PM
Quote from: Kefs on April 23, 2007, 07:11:36 PM
Quote from: Lance7 on April 23, 2007, 07:10:30 PM
You, sir, have taken the words that were in my brain and typed them for me. Bravo.
Lance you have a brain?   china;

j/k
gonk; You make me sad inside!

j/k

j/k

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