Skyrim General -- Fus Roh Dood!

[Commander Fuckass]

where is the cheapest house I can buy.

I've just been storing my stuff in my room in the college of winterhold

[Nyerp]

where is the cheapest house I can buy.

I've just been storing my stuff in my room in the college of winterhold

i'm guessing breezehome in whiterun

[Samus Aran]

yeah breezehome only costs 5000 septims

and then the upgrades for it are like 200 or 300 septims each, except the alchemy lab which is 500 i think

[Nyerp]

>daedric prince turns guy into dust
>take some stuff from his...living space and leave
>later, three hired thugs come after me
>kill them
>check the main one's pocket for a contract
>it says to kill me for stealing
>the
>contract
>is
>signed
>by
>the
>dead
>guy

skyrim, everyone

[Samus Aran]

whoa i didn't know people could hire killers to come after you in this game

that's kinda neat i guess lol, pretty sure that wasn't in oblivion

[Bushy]

Holy fuck who thought it was a good idea to put giant realistic spiders in this game?

I hate all life

[Nyerp]

Holy fuck who thought it was a good idea to put giant realistic spiders in this game?

I hate all life

lol what

lmao arachnophobes

also okay did they bring a retarded chimp in to program "blood on the ice" (and the rest of the game) because holy shit

[Samus Aran]

Holy fuck who thought it was a good idea to put giant realistic spiders in this game?

I hate all life

lol fuck the spiders, i hate the chaurus reapers

except i'm, not actually afraid of bugs, just...fuck those reapers, man. fuck them.

[Nyerp]

lol fuck the spiders, i hate the chaurus reapers

wait what

i don't understand how your mind went from spiders to chaurus reapers????

[Samus Aran]

wait what

i don't understand how your mind went from spiders to chaurus reapers????

they're both giant creepy crawlers?

[Nyerp]

they're both giant creepy crawlers?

okay

but chauruses aren't spiders

[Samus Aran]

okay

but chauruses aren't spiders

i know

i was saying "fuck the spiders, they're nothing, the chaurus reapers are worse"

i just worded it poorly lol

[Commander Fuckass]

Shadowmere god tier horse

[Samus Aran]

Headless Horseman just ran past me on the road near Dragon Bridge

[Thyme]

Shadowmere god tier horse

shadowmere god tier dragon diversion