why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)

[Kalahari Inkantation]

if you play the game again now, post-game, you might have enough (or will be able to find enough) paragon to get miranda's back

just an fyi

yeah, i'll probably replay to try to get a file as close to perfect as possible for me3 lol

[Kalahari Inkantation]

also, i think i may have made a mistake in keeping the reaper base intact...

[Samus Aran]

also, i think i may have made a mistake in keeping the reaper base intact...

i think i may have made a mistake letting the council die in me1

then again they were TOTAL DICKS

[Commander Fuckass]

i think i may have made a mistake letting the council die in me1

then again they were TOTAL DICKS

FAG

[Samus Aran]

I lost Jack's loyalty and she survived.

same here

got it back post-game

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i sided with jack because i thought miranda was being unreasonable

[Samus Aran]

i sided with jack because i thought miranda was being unreasonable

i sided with miranda simply because i was trying to bang her

i wouldn't touch jack's "vagina" with a 10-foot pole and although tali is sorta cute personality-wise and stuff i didn't really want to tap that. at least not on the first playthrough, maybe next time.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i sided with miranda simply because i was trying to bang her

disgusting

you let her warp your mind

tali is obviously the best waifu

[Samus Aran]

disgusting

you let her warp your mind

tali is obviously the best waifu

tali is definitely best personality-wise

i guess i just couldn't resist miranda's ass

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i'm severely disappointed kaz :'(

[Commander Fuckass]

I'm totes against Human/Alien relationships in Mass Effect 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I'm totes agains Human/Alien relationships in Mass Effect 

YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN KAZ

[Thyme]

i need to play this already

[Samus Aran]

i'm severely disappointed kaz :'(

i'm severely disappointed in you for not having played the first game

[ME##]

Guys, you're all forgetting Kelly.  The biggest slut in the game.