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Surprise, you're old

Started by The Hand That Fisted Everyone, September 20, 2011, 02:20:41 AM

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what kind of old person are you

cantankerous grandparent buying home phones at Best Buy
7 (70%)
"Oh here sweetie have a peppermint"
3 (30%)

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The Hand That Fisted Everyone

September 20, 2011, 02:20:41 AM Last Edit: September 21, 2011, 06:21:27 PM by Taavet
I'm going to be a mix. I'll be super nice to my grandkids (but i will beat my actual children and maybe even sell them), but to everyone else, I'm going to be a crotchety old bastard. I'll take my teeth out and flail them at people, then demand that the government give me new teeth.

also, I can't wait for gray hair.

FAMY2

September 20, 2011, 04:03:41 AM #1
I don't like peppermint so it'll have to be gummie bears. All warm and soft from being in my pocket.

FAMY2

September 20, 2011, 04:18:12 AM #2
Like riding your bike down the street yelling at traffic? Or standing on the street corner directing traffic with a flashlight? Better yet dancing like Michael Jackson in Walgreen's parking lot? girl;

FAMY2

September 20, 2011, 04:23:48 AM #3 Last Edit: September 20, 2011, 05:50:24 AM by FAMY2
You'd love my town then.   n_u

That would have been adorable.

Samus Aran

September 20, 2011, 05:34:58 AM #4
i really don't think i'll live that long n_u

Thyme

September 20, 2011, 09:50:13 AM #5
I took the thread title literally. cry;

Hippopo

September 20, 2011, 10:40:34 AM #6
Quote from: Thyme on September 20, 2011, 09:50:13 AM
I took the thread title literally. cry;
Me too. :'(

Kalahari Inkantation

September 20, 2011, 10:49:37 AM #7
Quote from: Thyme on September 20, 2011, 09:50:13 AM
I took the thread title literally. cry;


Same. awdood;

The Hand That Fisted Everyone

September 20, 2011, 11:12:08 AM #8

Thyme

September 20, 2011, 11:53:19 AM #9

silvertone

September 20, 2011, 01:00:30 PM #10
i am going to be the old rotter at the nursing home that no one likes.

Samus Aran

September 20, 2011, 01:01:47 PM #11

Kalahari Inkantation

September 20, 2011, 01:19:17 PM #12
My life span is measured in dog years. awdood;

silvertone

September 20, 2011, 01:19:51 PM #13
Quote from: Tectrika on September 20, 2011, 01:19:17 PM
My life span is measured in dog years. awdood;
MY LIFE SPAN IS MEASURED IN WU-TANG RECORDS

YPrrrr

September 21, 2011, 12:10:06 PM #14
I'm still going to look like I'm 16 when I'm old
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