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So I was in church this morning

Started by Selkie, April 22, 2007, 05:53:55 PM

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Selkie

April 22, 2007, 05:53:55 PM
It was the first of few times lately that my family actually went to church besides holidays.

And anyway, I felt a strange sensation. A sensation of self worth, a sensation of clarity, a sensation of happiness.

I went through a transformation of sorts, it was a transition into a new, fresh, happy, cheerful, faithful me.

No joke, I am like, fucking happy right now...

Moral of the story: CHURCH IS LIKE DRUGS

But seriously folks, this is strange, I feel like a new person...

LCK

April 22, 2007, 05:55:12 PM #1
Fuck church.

Seriously folks, it's a strange place, it makes me feel like a terrible person.

Pele

April 22, 2007, 05:57:02 PM #2
I hate how all the old people that go to Church are always coughing.  argh;

I get sick everytime I go.

Daddy

April 22, 2007, 05:59:32 PM #3
I almost falled too.

The artist formally known

April 22, 2007, 06:28:11 PM #4
I feel horrible when I go to church.  gonk;

MARIOMANIAC21

April 22, 2007, 06:41:53 PM #5
thats called an erection  educate;

I get sleepy at church edumacate;

Silverhawk79

April 22, 2007, 06:44:17 PM #6
Church bores me, and I always feel like I'm doing something wrong while I'm there. gonk;

V

April 22, 2007, 06:44:47 PM #7
I fall asleep at church. I haven't been there in soo long though...toot;

MARIOMANIAC21

April 22, 2007, 06:44:51 PM #8
Quote from: silverhawk79 on April 22, 2007, 06:44:17 PM
Church bores me, and I always feel like I'm doing something wrong while I'm there. gonk;


are you fap;?

Reverse Psychology

April 22, 2007, 06:45:26 PM #9
Quote from: steal on April 22, 2007, 06:04:20 PM
I've never been to church. caterpie;
I'm supposed to go, but I don't. gonk;

Silverhawk79

April 22, 2007, 06:47:55 PM #10
Quote from: MARIOMANIAC21 on April 22, 2007, 06:44:51 PM
Quote from: silverhawk79 on April 22, 2007, 06:44:17 PM
Church bores me, and I always feel like I'm doing something wrong while I'm there. gonk;


are you fap;?
Quietly. caterpie;

ncba93ivyase

April 22, 2007, 07:08:30 PM #11
When I was but a wee loli, I was forced to go to church. Every single time I went there, there would be these whiny little kids that would cry about everything. I really wanted to beat their asses. caterpie;

Also, coloring Jesus-in-an-airplane pictures multiple hours every Sunday was dreadful. psyduck;

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

V

April 22, 2007, 07:10:02 PM #12
Quote from: Lawlz on April 22, 2007, 07:08:30 PM
When I was but a wee loli, I was forced to go to church. Every single time I went there, there would be these whiny little kids that would cry about everything. I really wanted to beat their asses. caterpie;

Also, coloring Jesus-in-an-airplane pictures multiple hours every Sunday was dreadful. psyduck;

but jezuz dun ned no plane. he can fly.  psyduck;

Samus Aran

April 22, 2007, 07:10:26 PM #13
Quote from: Lawlz on April 22, 2007, 07:08:30 PM
When I was but a wee loli, I was forced to go to church. Every single time I went there, there would be these whiny little kids that would cry about everything. I really wanted to beat their asses. caterpie;

Also, coloring Jesus-in-an-airplane pictures multiple hours every Sunday was dreadful. psyduck;


When I was a wee lad and went to church, I did get my ass beat. I also got it stuffed full of Catholic priest cock.
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