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Fuck buffalo wild wings

Started by ahshshj, June 29, 2010, 11:58:44 PM

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ahshshj

Guys I still haven't pooped yet.

Martin



Boogus Epirus Aurelius

I went there a few weeks ago.

The service was absolutely terrible. They gave us the wrong shit twice.

So I walked out without paying.

LCK

i've still never been to a buffalo wild wings

Clodius

If you think spicy food is bad, try taking a shit after anal.

BlackDS

Drink a whole bottle of NyQuill. And a half-tub of icecream will cancel out the hellish flames that are going to erupt out of your asscrack in about 4 hours.

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rdl

Quote from: Clodius on June 30, 2010, 06:19:21 PM
If you think spicy food is bad, try taking a shit after anal.
lolwut

thanks for sharing

Daddy


C.Mongler


Snowy


Mando Pandango

Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on June 30, 2010, 12:00:05 AM
Everything that exists is almost entirely made up of empty space. Everything that is anything is barely even there. You and everyone you love hangs onto existence by a thread.

Sleep tight.
boy I sure was 19 once
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

strongbad

i actually shit my pants earlier this year

while i was walking to school, too

Daddy

Quote from: antmaster5000 on March 22, 2016, 07:00:49 PM
i actually shit my pants earlier this year

while i was walking to school, too
how did this happen gingerdave?

strongbad

it was really weird actually
when i lived at my first apartment in bangkok i had around a 45 minute commute to school, and i would walk for 30 minutes of it after taking a bus.

i got off the bus and had to poop. figured it would be okay by the time i got to school (no public restrooms anywhere ofc). when i got within maybe 10 minutes of school it became unbearable. the point where it was the only thing i could focus on and i was sweating and actively trying to not poop. as i approached school it became so bad that i decided to squeeze just a little bit out (i swear this was rational). i squeezed a bit out and realized that i had opened the floodgates. i didn't even bother signing in and went straight to the bathroom. thank god i was the only one in the bathroom, as that's when it all started coming out and to my demise, i noticed that some feces had fallen out of my pants and was on the bathroom floor. i quickly cleaned it up and pooped out the little remaining poop that was still in my large intestine. i threw my underwear away and cleaned some shit off of my shoes

i was really scared that shit fell out of my pants before i was in the bathroom but i am pretty sure i held it together until then

it was probably one of my lowest points and i still have no idea why i had to shit so god damn bad all of a sudden, especially because it wasn't even diarrhea or anything. frantically walking past students while i had shit in my pants was really damn bizarre

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