oh my gawd, I discovered someone

[Sam]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FmBef4fH0U[/youtube]

can we invite him to boyah?

[Walter]

YES

[Samus Aran]

i'm not sure what to think, really

he's kind of funny i guess

[Veal]

He's like a cross between Jim Carrey and Gollum.

So... maybe?

[Daddy]

sure ^___^

[Sam]

he seems like your average /b/tard though. I'm starting to have second thoughts about this.

[Samus Aran]

he seems like your average /b/tard though. I'm starting to have second thoughts about this.

no he doesn't

if anything, he's the kind of kid that would be targeted by them

[Tomboh]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvdoTbTZGWk[/youtube]

superior

[spaceman]

horizontal buttcracks
huge areolas
gargoyle toenails

[spaceman]

Guys profile is amazing.

Movies:House, The Office, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Married With Children, and others. Any movies with lots of pornographic images, with salacious women. NO movies with lots of swearing in them, or claymation / talking animals. No movies by Pixar (i.e. Monsters Prick, the Incredible Smegmas, Nemo the Shitstain, a Bug's Asshole). NO movies that last three hours long without any sex scenes, or characters who wear hideous outdated outfits from the 19th century and prior. NO movies that take place before 1900, and/or characters wearing corsets and frilly white collars. NO war movies (its fucking boring). I can drive to a part of town and watch for free as one black guy shoots another for fucking his thick wife; why drive to a theatre and watch a couple of boneheads in camouflage jerk off to some pellet guns in a trench?? Fuck that. How about shoving those bullets up your peehole?

Music:Classical music, among others. Soothes me to a normal heartrate, right before I slit a guy's neck.

Books:Erotic sex novels that make the blood rush to my cock. Also, the dictionary, newspaper, and books with a lot of well-illustrated pictures in them, such as Harold and the Purple Crayon, and Alice in Wonderland. I don't like adult books, because I enjoy being immature and retarded. I embrace it.

[Veal]

Everything he does is a contradiction.

[Cookie]

I love this guy.

"SHUT UP AN FUUCK!"

[Dullahan]

I love this guy.

"SHUT UP AN FUUCK!"

"I can easily go to a massage parlour and trade $20 for fuck."

[Hiro]

No movies by Pixar (i.e. Monsters Prick, the Incredible Smegmas, Nemo the Shitstain, a Bug's Asshole).

What the

[The artist formally known]

I think he will shoot us all.