Things you hate about boobs.

[l a c e y]

GO?

[Andria]

They are gross and saggy and stretchy as girls get older.

Also ugly girls have them and tend to show them off so you wanna just vomit

[Daddy]

I don't get to see enough.

[Feynman]

Other people can look at them.

[Chris (JayJay)]

Can't suck on them too hard. 

[YPrrrr]

If you're looking anywhere near their general direction people can become offended

[Classic]

AUBREY QUIT LOOKING AT MY BOOBS, I'M OFFENDED

Can't suck on them too hard. 

You're not trying hard enough.

[the shortest route to the sea]

When nipples are engorged and when they swell to the point of pain. Otherwise breasts : thumbs up!

[Feynman]

Everyone looks at them too much.

[Classic]

I don't like them.

[Chris (JayJay)]

You're not trying hard enough.

Oh, I have, believe me. 

[Commander Fuckass]

They distract me when i look at them ;-;

[luna]

Other people can look at them.

Your eyes only <3

[Nyerp]

They're just large meatsacks.

[Pyrate]

They jiggle too much when I jump up and down.