childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from

[Alan]

I used to think oral sex was real sex and the testicle was the egg the baby hatched out of. so the woman sucked the testicle out of the man's dick, swallowed it, and the baby come out. then to account for more than two babies in a family, i figured the man regrew his lost testicle.

[ncba93ivyase]

I used to think both men and women had penises, but women had bigger, hairier willies.

then they'd roll around in bed and have glorious penis combat and the woman would poop out a baby later if she won

[russell]

wait that's not what happens

[FAMY2]

Oh Alan, Alan.    
I thought women didn't have jobs.  

[Veal]

so the woman sucked the testicle out of the man's dick, swallowed it, and the baby come out.

oh my god

[Bushy]

I just thought babies happened.

No work or sex involved, you just wake up one morning 9 months pregnant

[ME##]

I thought women didn't have jobs.  

ma'am, this isn't misconceptions about what the proper role of a woman should be.   

[Veal]

misconceptions are the leading cause of abortion.

ZING

[Bushy]

misconceptions are the leading cause of abortion.

ZING

WHOOP

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i thought they were pooped out

[Cookie]

I thought they were born out of the mothers mouth. 

[Sam]

My parents told me when a mommy and a daddy wanted a baby, the mommy just got pregnant. So I figured it was some sort of magic I guess.

They still never had any sex talk with me. Thank god I discovered the internet at 8 years old. >.>

[Bushy]

My parents told me when a mommy and a daddy wanted a baby, the mommy just got pregnant. So I figured it was some sort of magic I guess.

They still never had any sex talk with me. Thank god I discovered the internet at 8 years old. >.>

I had a sex talk when I WAS EIGHT

[Kalahari Inkantation]

My parents told me when a mommy and a daddy wanted a baby, the mommy just got pregnant. So I figured it was some sort of magic I guess.

They still never had any sex talk with me. Thank god I discovered the internet at 8 years old. >.>

I've never had that conversation with my parents either.

[Tri4se]

I've never had that conversation with my parents either.

My parents gave me a sex education book.