Boyah Confession Booth (Retired)

[Boyager]

Not that I'm full of myself, but:

[spoiler]This is almost the most successful thread on this board, and I made it
And the only reason JMV Penis thread is 1 page higher is because it's pinned.[/spoiler]

I feel proud of myself for this, which is kinda sad.

no one cares

[Boyager]

no one cares

I know.

[Boyager]

I know.

feel free to stop posting anytime

[Boyager]

feel free to stop posting anytime

I  won't be doing that

[Boyager]

I  won't be doing that

do you accept bribes

[Boyager]

do you accept bribes

It depends on the bribe

[Boyager]

I sometimes make passes at my best friends because I'm lonely

[Boyager]

I sometimes make passes at my best friends because I'm lonely

fyi you could make a few horny nerds happy by making passes at complete strangers instead

[Boyager]

fyi you could make a few horny nerds happy by making passes at complete strangers instead

but that would be slutty wouldn't it

[Boyager]

I wonder if **** understands. 
Everyday I long for the feeling and taste of your lips against mine. I want to feel your breathe against my skin. 
How long do I have to wait? How long? :'(

aww 

[Boyager]

but that would be slutty wouldn't it

yeah making passes at your friends isn't slutty at all

[Boyager]

i masturbated 5 times tonight.

[Boyager]

I sometimes make passes at my best friends because I'm lonely

I sometimes act flirty to older males because I'm lonely.

Then tease them and go "LOL PERV"

[Boyager]

Scene/soft core emo guys are fucking adorable.

[Boyager]

I'm not physically attracted.