Alright, you bastards.

[ncba93ivyase]

I'm probably heading out to Best Buy and Target later, and I'm considering buying a game for my PSJew. Now, as you all know, I've said countless times that the PS2 has no good games at all. Well, I'm willing to let you guys prove me wrong. Give me a list of the five absolute best games on the PS2, and I might buy one of them if it's a fair price.

PROTIPS:
-If a game isn't good within 5 minutes of startup, it's shit. I'm not going to waste 15 hours until the game just starts to become mildly entertaining, because I have hundreds of other, better games to play.
-I crave an RPG, but I still say Earthbound is one of the only great ones to exist. If you're going to list an RPG, I want it to be quirky and fun, but not one of those games that try too hard to be fresh that the "humor" just sucks, as well as the rest of the game. DQ8 was okay, but oh god... boring and slow and unentertaining.
-Sneakan gaems suck. I don't want some slow penus that involves waiting around for three hours just to progress the game a bit. Some nice action, but not something that involves slamming every button thousands of times per second and causes you to die every fifteen seconds. I hate fighting games for a reason.
-I don't like Half-Life 2. If there's anything even remotely similar to it on the PS2, chances are that I'll despise it. I dislike most "YOU'RE ON THE RUN" games, FPSes, and games that don't tell you where the hell to go and leave you wandering around for hours until you finally find out you need to flip a switch.
-I adore 2D.
-Puzzles are not really my thing.

[Linkjge]

Don't even bother Lawlz.

[ncba93ivyase]

Don't even bother Lawlz.

So you're admitting the PS2 sucks?

[Selkie]

PS2 sucks bloody asshole.

Just get some Gamecube game.

[ncba93ivyase]

PS2 sucks bloody asshole.

Just get some Gamecube game.

I would love to, but you see, GC games aren't sold anywhere unless it's just a used Disney game at Gamecrazy. There are about 10 or so GC games I'm looking for but aren't available anywhere.

[YPrrrr]

I would love to, but you see, GC games aren't sold anywhere unless it's just a used Disney game at Gamecrazy. There are about 10 or so GC games I'm looking for but aren't available anywhere.

My Target still has the player's choice games out for GC

[ncba93ivyase]

My Target still has the player's choice games out for GC

But no Eternal Darkness or Pikmin 1 or anything like that. My Target just has Cars.

[Linkjge]

So you're admitting the PS2 sucks?

Yes.

[YPrrrr]

But no Eternal Darkness or Pikmin 1 or anything like that. My Target just has Cars.

Sucks... Mine has Metrodi Prime, Pikmin, SSBM, Paper Mario, Star Fox Adventures, Pikmin 2, and Animal Crossing, along with some shitty DBZ games

[Classic]

Katamari Demacy 1 and 2, bitch.

[ncba93ivyase]

Katamari Demacy 1 and 2, bitch.

lol no

[YPrrrr]

If you really want to try an RPG, I'd suggest the Dark Cloud games. For some reason they seem like something you'd like, because it's a little quirky (at least imo).

Dark Cloud 2 is definitely the better of the two btw.

[Selkie]

But no Eternal Darkness or Pikmin 1 or anything like that. My Target just has Cars.

Shit thanks for reminding me I wanted to pick up Eternal Darkness.

[LINK2K9]

PS2 sucks bloody asshole.

Just get some Gamecube game.

Sarcasm right?


Please tell me that's sarcasm.

[Classic]

And Lawlz, if you can't find GCN games, why not use Amazon.com?
That's what I do.