I SHALL LET BOYAH TORTURE ME.

[ncba93ivyase]

With a four step process:

• Name a movie I should watch. Pick the most wretched thing possible.
  
• Name an "artist" and up to five of their songs I should listen to.


• Name a game I should play. If I must buy it, try to send me a link to a cheap deal on it (i.e., $5 or less, hopefully), or mail it to me. If I could easily play it for free, then okay. Name a couple, if possible, but tell me which is the absolute worst.


• Name something absolutely repulsive I should eat. No, not shit or something like that. Something I could buy from a store.

I will go for anything that won't straight up kill me or physically endanger me and feed you back the results. NOW GO AND GIVE ME YOUR WORST. weewee;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Play a Star Fox game since you hate it so much. Buy Command off of Ebay.

[Samus Aran]

Movie you should watch? Alien Dead, definitely. See if you can torrent it or something.

[Jester]

Just kill yourself and end the torment that is your life.

[ncba93ivyase]

Play a Star Fox game since you hate it so much. Buy Command off of Ebay.

cheap cheap CHEAP

The first Star Fox? Maybe. But I know there is worse out there.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

cheap cheap CHEAP

The first Star Fox? Maybe. But I know there is worse out there.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Star-Fox-Command-Nintendo-DS_W0QQitemZ320176844713QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item320176844713

[Daddy]

By "Artist", I guess you only want bad music. Right?

[ncba93ivyase]

http://cgi.ebay.com/Star-Fox-Command-Nintendo-DS_W0QQitemZ320176844713QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item320176844713

Wow, I need an eBay account. caterpie;

By "Artist", I guess you only want bad music. Right?

My Chemical Romance bad.

Also, give me some of their worst, too. caterpie;

[ncba93ivyase]

Wow, you guys have let me down.

I need Houdini and Guff to hurry up. :'(

[Samus Aran]

Wow, you guys have let me down.

I need Houdini and Guff to hurry up. :'(

I provided you with a horrible movie. Now go fucking get it.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I provided a nice cheap game.

[ncba93ivyase]

Four steps, pickledicks.

[Commander Fuckass]

Movie: Borat
Artist: Billy Talent
Game: FFVII

I'd send you that shitty game if I could

[ncba93ivyase]

Movie: Borat
Artist: Billy Talent
Game: FFVII

I'd send you that shitty game if I could

I could play through Final Fantasy VIII, but I won't subject myself to something that would kill me. caterpie;

[Samus Aran]

Four steps, pickledicks.

Movie: Alien Dead
Artist: Motley Crue
Game: Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu (NES)
Eat: A whole bowl of water chestnuts