If your consoles could talk what would they say

[The artist formally known]

PSP "Can you mod me please now?"
DS "You haven't even beaten Phoniex Wright 2 but you reserved the third just for that stupid plushie?"
Xbox 360 "Just buy Xbox live , stop entering those 48 hour codes"
Xbox "Haha! 360 doesn't play all of the games I can! You're stuck with me you fool"
GBA "Come on ;_;. I can play Pokemon Blue ;_;"
SNES "Hey! Why are you playing Super Metroid on your computer if it's sitting inside of me right now :'("
NES "Stop blowing into me, it's not going to work"
Gamecube "I can play GBA games on your TV :'("
Wii "You never beat Metroid Prime 3 but you bought a new game since? What the hell!"
PS2 "You own about 30+ games for me but never beat one of them"
PS1 "WHY DID YOU TOUCH MY LENS?!?!?!"
Dreamcast "Why did you have to get Rez and Space Channel 5 for your PS2, I had those first :'("
Genesis "I have six buttons yet you prefer that inferior four button console? I HAVE CDS AND 32 BITS OF COLOR. FULL MOTION VIDEO!!!!!!"
N64 "WHY DID YOU SPILL SODA ON ME"
Saturn "All you bought for me where shitty doom rip offs, what the fuck man"
Gamegear "WHERE ARE YOUR BATTERIES?! I CRAVE MOAR"

[ncba93ivyase]

PS2 and PSP:" OH GOD, JUST KILL ME ALREADY. I HAVE NOTHING TO LIVE FOR. MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT A DOWNWARD SPIRAL OF UTTER SHIT AND I CAN'T BEAR IT ANYMOAR."

All Nintendo systems but Wii: "OH GOD, MAKE LOVE TO ME SOME MORE. YOU CAN JUST NEVER HAVE ENOUGH OF US, CAN YOU? WE DESIRE YOUR THROBBING, HARD THUMBS ON OUR JOYSTICKS."

Wii: "OH GOD, I'M RETARDED."

Genesis: "I MAY BE RUSTY ON THE INSIDE, BUT YOU STILL LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM. I WILL STAY BY YOUR SIDE UNTIL THE DAY I DIE."

Saturn: "I'M THE KING OF 2D, AND YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THIS, YOU BODACIOUS SLUT."

Other Sega systems: "YOU KNOW YOU WANT MORE MOAR MOOAARR OF US, BITCH."

Atari 2600: "OH GOD, MY AC ADAPTOR PORT IS DEAD. FIX ME, YOU DUMB FUCK, AND PLAY THOSE OTHER 30 GAMES THAT CCAME PACKED WITH ME."

TG16: "OH GOD, YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME, BUT YOU NEVER BUY ME ANY GAMES.  WHY MUST YOU BE SO CRUEL, YET SO LOVING?"

[Wrench]

GameBoy/Gameboy color - how come we don't even talk no more :'(
GBA SP - I like you, but don't love you. Play me moar biotch! 
N64 - Are you cheating on me you bastard?! 
NES - lol where the fuck am i (my sister supposedly has it)
Genesis - Please play me more. We used to be so close. :'(
DS - Buy me new games you cheap ass
PSP - Play me more. First, buy me some good games(hard to find)
PS2 - MAKE LOVE TO ME
Wii - MAKE THAT A THREESOME, BABY
PS1 - lol where the fuck am i

[JGE]

Xbox 360:" I have Halo 3, I control you now."

Gamecube: "......I got nothing."

Wii: "Why play Halo 3? I have Metroid Prime 3 which is......decent....I guess."

Gameboy color: "Thank god for Pokemon Red and Gold."

GBA: "So Gamecube, how was your day?"

PS2: "I brought you Ratchet and Clank, you own me one".

DS:" Buy a Lite already you cheap asshole."

PSP: God damn it update me already  .

Dreamcast: "At least I don't suck as bad as the other sega consoles."

N64: "Punch it a few more times it should work".

[Tomboh]

GBP - where did u leave me

GBC - why am i purple. are you gay or something?

GBA - im so wide. ;_;

DS - play with me more

GBASP - lol, i still get used moar than DS lol

GCN - why did you give me to your sister

Wii - get more wii games

[Title27GT]

Wii: Get a fucking game.

[Feynman]

Wii: "You never touch me the way you used to anymore. "

GBA SP: "Fix that damn charger. axe;"

GameCube: "SAVE ME. "

[ncba93ivyase]

Dreamcast: "At least I don't suck as bad as the other sega consoles."

ROFL

[JGE]

ROFL

Then again, it's really such a difficult feat to not be better than the Genesis to say the least.

Also Dreamcast was the first console to have online play, which is super.

[ncba93ivyase]

Then again, it's really such a difficult feat to not be better than the Genesis to say the least.

Also Dreamcast was the first console to have online play, which is super.

Oh god, just shut up.

[JGE]

Oh god, just shut up.

Okay, but you have to send me some nudes.

[guff]

gamecube: stop ignoring me

xbox: stop ignoring me and god damnit i only have two games

psone: help stop ignoring me

n64: i'm glad you finally wanted me back, but god damn you for losing the power adapter

gba sp: so you finally got me back from your girlfriend after wanting me for months and you haven't even played me

ds: stop ignoring me and god damn play something other than eba

psp: i like how you only use me for porn

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Gamecube: y dont u use me anymoar stop playing my games on that shitty wii
Wii: stop calling me shitty, also buy me moar games
Old DS: AHHHH PUT ME DOWN YOU USE ME TOO MUCH
DS Lite: AHH NOW IT'S MY TURN
Old DS (again): gawd now i miss him plz use me once in a while :'(

GameBoy SP: YOU ONLY USED ME FOR LIKE A MONTH THEN YOU GOT THAT STUPID DS

PS2: I had more games made for me than any other system out there. WHY DON'T YOU BUY THEM

XBox: y am my chips or whatev burned out shit now im ded

N64: could you play a game other than star fox

[TheDarkChief]

DS: Yeahhhh... touch me like that.
Wii: When's Brawl coming out again?
Gamecube: PRESS MY BUTTONS AGAIN! PLEASEEEEE!
GBA: Come on, play the classic games, not some dual shit.
N64: You still need me for the original SSB.

[Infel]

N64: YOU MOTHERFUCKER, FIND MY POWER-CORD AGAIN
Gamecube: Who the hell ARE you?
Xbox 360: Stab your sister in the face. Numerous times. She wrecked my little brother, the gamespot controller. Stab her. Do it before I red ring for you.
PC number 1: I got such an awesom-what? You mean there are BETTER VIDEO CARDS?
PC number 2: *coughcough* Please, I don't want to live anymore
PC number 3: It doesn't take Vista to point out I'm a piece of shit, you know
Wii: Sooo collld.... why does nobody love meeeee?
DS Lite: AH YEAH, TAKE THAT YOU MOTHERFUCKING TROIDS
Old DS: Ha, stupid noobs.
SP: I'm bored.