Hey, I didn't know people can be this retarded

[The artist formally known]

http://www.destructoid.com/factor-5-is-now-blaming-ghosts-the-lair-absolution-gets-ridiculous-42952.phtml

As I reported just the other day, Factor 5 director Julian Eggebrecht is doing all he can to deflect the blame for the terrible reviews that Lair has received from certain sites. First it was the fact that the PS3 hardware is new and that apparently excuses people from making bad games, then it was, quite amusingly, the fault of the reviewers that the game got bad reviews. Now, the pinnacle has been reached. It would seem that malevolent spirits are now to blame for Lair not being very good. Yes, you read that right. Factor 5 is now blaming the supernatural.

"I am not a believer in ghosts, but this one was haunted," stated Eggebrecht, somehow thinking this is a better excuse than saying Lair was 'too casual' for reviewers. "They showed the material at the last minute to Kutaragi-san, who didn't see a thing and bounced us off the reel. That's why the first tech-trailer was shown at the PlayStation meeting a few months later. That was the start of one catastrophe after the other -- deaths in the family at the worst time, sudden surgeries for key members, which bounced the technology off-track. And just in general, every single time there was a crucial delivery, something bizarre went wrong -- all the way to power outages when writing the master disks."

So there you have it -- Factor 5 is actually incapable of making a bad game ever, it's just that dark forces were working against them, because the undead and the demonic have nothing better to do than make a PlayStation 3 game suck. Seriously, Lucifer, Lord of Evil himself, sat there in the firey, tormented bowels of Hell and thought to himself, "I am so totally going to make Lair crap." It's because The Devil is an Xbox 360 fanboy, right? I'm so glad I kn ... actually, you know what? Just shut the hell up, Julian. You're not making it any better.

[Thanking TheGoldenDonut]

I have no comment, shit sucks and now I don't think I'll be buying any games from Factor 5

[Samus Aran]

The only thing Factor 5 ever did right was the Rogue Squadron series, and even then, the series could be improved on a lot.

[mariofreak]

The only thing Factor 5 ever did right was the Rogue Squadron series, and even then, the series could be improved on a lot.

The Rogue Sqaudron series wasn't even good

[ME##]

The Rogue Sqaudron series wasn't even good

Oh, God, don't remind me, I went out and bought Rogue Squadron 3 after I saw it kept getting good reviews, I hated that piece of shit so much.

[ncba93ivyase]

The Rogue Sqaudron series wasn't even good

At least it's better than Final Fantasy and Madden. caterpie;

[ME##]

At least it's better than Final Fantasy caterpie;

**Asplodes** I can agree with you on Madden, but not Final Fantasy. 

[Samus Aran]

Oh, God, don't remind me, I went out and bought Rogue Squadron 3 after I saw it kept getting good reviews, I hated that piece of shit so much.

Why'd you buy the worst one in the whole series? That game was basically just a guinea pig for Factor 5 trying lame on-foot mission shit.

Only Rogue Squadron and Rogue Squadron 2 are worth it, but really, you have to be a Star Wars fan to appreciate the games.

[mariofreak]

At least it's better than Final Fantasy and Madden. caterpie;

No, it's not better than either of them.

[Samus Aran]

No, it's not better than either of them.

I don't see why people like Madden so much. It's so goddam boring. There's a point where things are too realistic.