gonna go hit on pool females

[C.Mongler]

wish me luck

also ITT stuff to start conversations/ pickup lines  navi;

[Reverse Psychology]

gl

[Houdini]

"hey ladies can i sniff your used tampons"

[anus]

aw damn someone had a really good pickup line.


"can i fuck you in the ass"

[prettygirl]

go up to a girl
and just be like

"you know, i've never met someone as beautiful as you"

she'll love you, guarunteed.

unless you're REALLY UGLY AND CREEPY.
if not that's like the sweetest thing eeeevvveeer, especially in front of her friends.

or some guy came up to me once and said "you have ocd, outrageously cute disorder"
and i was like "awhh"
and gave him my number

[Placebo Headwound]

or some guy came up to me once and said "you have ocd, outrageously cute disorder"
and i was like "awhh"
and gave him my number

Damn, you're easy.

[prettygirl]

Damn, you're easy.

what am i suppose to do? break the poor kids ego?

i'm not THAT mean.
god.

[anus]

what am i suppose to do? break the poor kids ego?

i'm not THAT mean.
god.

Uh, just be like "Thanks."

you don't need to give your number to every person that says a unoriginal pickup line to you 

[Houdini]

"hey, you're pretty cute. i would gladly rape and murder you."

[Placebo Headwound]

what am i suppose to do? break the poor kids ego?

i'm not THAT mean.
god.

You know, you have a case of OCD. Outrageously Cute Disorder.

CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER NOW?

[anus]

prettygril

you have a case of adhd

amazingly damn hot disorder

number now magician;

[Houdini]

prettygirl

you have a case of down syndrome

mental retardation

number now  motherbrain;

[prettygirl]

You know, you have a case of OCD. Outrageously Cute Disorder.

CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER NOW?

i would give it to you, but then houdini might get it.

lawlz, jmv and milad have it.

[V]

"Come with me or I murder your family."

[prettygirl]

"Come with me or I murder your family."

good one!