lame joke time

[Reverse Psychology]

What is the difference between a cute, cuddly puppy and a bowling ball?

[spoiler]You can't drown a bowling ball.[/spoiler]

[Houdini]

What happens when you run over a pile of babies with a bulldozer?

ha ha dead babies

[Reverse Psychology]

What happens when you run over a pile of babies with a bulldozer?

ha ha dead babies

lol

[Houdini]

lol

your turn.

[Feynman]

So, basically all jokes are welcome here.

[Himu]

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.


rofl

[Houdini]

What has 10 legs, 9 arms and sucks?


Def Leppard.

[Himu]

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

[Reverse Psychology]

your turn.

How do you make a dead baby float?


Take your foot off of it's head.

[Himu]

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
Their balls are just for decoration.

[anus]

your turn.

I lol'd.

Joke time, ok


i have sexy time with my mother in law

[36chambers]

so this guy beats his wife and rapes his child every night,
[spoiler]the funny thing is he's homeschooled  china;











Idunt get it.[/spoiler]

[Blaze-Senpai]

Who invented porn?

Whoever needed it most


Okay that was bad, sorry edumacate;

[Reverse Psychology]

What has 40 feet and 8 teeth?

The front row of a country music concert

[Reverse Psychology]

BUMP