Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[Andria]

the wealthy are trying to emigrate from my country so i'm sealing the borders 

[don't let's]

Frenzy Pyre is ranked 7th in Boyahland and 56,792nd in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 0 Whatever.


and 96 economy, the highest it has ever been. It's also been about two weeks since I last checked that place.

[ME##]

Taavet is ranked 1st in Boyahland and 6,156th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 17 Whatever.

[Mando Pandango]

My economy is split exactly 50/50 public and private

lame

[ME##]

it looks like only four countries will make it to boyahland's first anniversary   

[don't let's]

I'm scared

[don't let's]

And also, one year anniversary, oh my goodness

[Hiro]

maybe i should play this again

[PLEASEHELP1991]

we should all buy the new simcity and build our own region

[don't let's]

"The government has to step in and do something, for once!" demands tour operator Mia Jamieson, visibly pulling her hair out. "If we'd had proper railings on the marina, that shark would never have gotten into the oil refinery in the first place! The government has to put better regulations in place to make sure disasters of this kind never happen again. And if we want to coax back the tourists we've lost, we need a whole bunch of new state-subsidised hotels, parks and tourist attractions. Shark-proof ones. Our economy will never survive without it!"

[bluaki]

"The government has to step in and do something, for once!" demands tour operator Mia Jamieson, visibly pulling her hair out. "If we'd had proper railings on the marina, that shark would never have gotten into the oil refinery in the first place! The government has to put better regulations in place to make sure disasters of this kind never happen again. And if we want to coax back the tourists we've lost, we need a whole bunch of new state-subsidised hotels, parks and tourist attractions. Shark-proof ones. Our economy will never survive without it!"

better solution: make sharks the national animal and reopen any places they invade as attractions

[don't let's]

better solution: make sharks the national animal and reopen any places they invade as attractions

if only

I would have really picked one like that

[don't let's]

"I only wanted to tour Boyahland for a few w-weeks," wails William Yeats, recovering from a particularly vigorous strip search. "I have a right not to be probed and prodded at the whim of some wand-waving monkey with a high school education! For a whole HOUR I might add! They treat us like cattle! In the name of DECENCY, I request, nay DEMAND an end to the disgrace that is airport security! I mean, really, it's like they don't trust me or something!"

[bluaki]

All boyah visitors to be strip-searched

[silvertone]

"I only wanted to tour Boyahland for a few w-weeks," wails William Yeats, recovering from a particularly vigorous strip search. "I have a right not to be probed and prodded at the whim of some wand-waving monkey with a high school education! For a whole HOUR I might add! They treat us like cattle! In the name of DECENCY, I request, nay DEMAND an end to the disgrace that is airport security! I mean, really, it's like they don't trust me or something!"