Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[Mando Pandango]

Largest Administration Budget  View List Popsiclasia (1.46 trillion)

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Largest Population   15   58,244
Largest Unemployment   18   95,234
Largest GDP   1   28,489
Largest GDP/Capita   1   1,621
Largest Budgets   2   24,839
Largest Consumption   2   26,367
Largest Waste   9   38,377
Largest Imports   2   29,518
Largest Exports   1   27,329

how did i let this happen

[Thyme]

i stopped playing 3 days ago or so

thymia's rudis wasn't so aeternam after all

[just1more]

Ohhhhhh I used to play this game years ago. It gets pretty tedious and boring after a while, particularly once you join the United Nations. not my cup of tea anymore. Have fun guys. 

[don't let's]

The Issue

A man by the name of &%*\@# Smith hit the headlines yesterday when he had his first name legally changed to 'John', citing the ridicule and stress he suffered because of his given name. Mr Smith publicly commented afterwards that there should be more restrictions on what parents can name their children.

The Debate

"People do so love to be different," says Insert Name Here, with a heavy sigh. "I don't know what my folks were thinking when they named me. Probably about how 'novel' and 'with it' they were being, but I didn't get a say in it did I? Growing up in my neighbourhood with the first name 'Insert' wasn't fun at all I can tell you! The government should set up a registry of recognised names that are clean, sensible, and non-teasable. Kids deserve better."


"It's none of the government's business what I name my daughter," says Follicle Rainbow Gooseknob, cradling [expletive deleted] in her arms. "Are you going to tell us what to think next? Where to go? Who to love? I don't want some grey-faced bureaucrat deciding what name is appropriate for my child! What kind of country hates personal freedom so much you can't even choose your own name?"


"Names? Names are so inefficient!" Says Five-Oh-Three McGoohan, counting beads. "Who can honestly tell one Stan Yeats from another? That name's so popular now, I met three people at the mall with it just last week! Face it! Names are old-hat! Everyone ought to go by a government-allocated ID number instead, much more practical. Who could make fun of a child named Six-Eight-Four?"

[don't let's]

Meanwhile in Boyahland, there's only 17 nations left.

[silvertone]

my country  has quit bullshittin around and is in the process of Transcending Our Physical Forms

[Andria]

I am kicking capitalists out of my country

[ME##]

I am kicking capitalists out of my country

I hope they bring their productivity to Taavet.

[YPrrrr]

Echo I will buy your country

How much would you like

[ME##]

I hope my tax rate is heading back to the single digits

[Andria]

Echo I will buy your country

How much would you like

50 dollars

[YPrrrr]

50 dollars

That's only about 30 sand dollars

I'll take it

[ME##]

That's only about 30 sand dollars

I'll take it

what sane country in boyahland would ever accept pitiful sand dollars?

[Andria]

91% tax rate