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Started by Houdini, April 15, 2008, 04:12:06 PM

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Samus Aran

April 15, 2008, 04:38:20 PM #15
Quote from: Commodore Guff on April 15, 2008, 04:33:07 PM
or not, because it's so oft-repeated


among calculus nerds, sure, but never to girls that these nerds want to date

YPrrrr

April 15, 2008, 04:38:39 PM #16
H-h-h-hi... m-m-my name is John. Um... ... you y-y-you're really pretty... ... do you think maybe we could uh, go to the m-m-m-ovies or something?

ncba93ivyase

April 15, 2008, 04:39:22 PM #17
Quote from: Kazarus on April 15, 2008, 04:38:20 PM
among calculus nerds, sure, but never to girls that these nerds want to date
Most women don't know even know what a circumference is.

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Daddy

April 15, 2008, 04:40:49 PM #18
Hey baby, I'm administrator of Boyah.

ncba93ivyase

April 15, 2008, 04:41:31 PM #19
Quote from: JMV on April 15, 2008, 04:40:49 PM
Hey baby, I'm administrator of Boyah.
Enough for young girls like Zayna

our target audience

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Houdini

April 15, 2008, 04:41:48 PM #20
I make Halo mods that that turn the guns into penis canons

Kalahari Inkantation

April 15, 2008, 04:43:53 PM #21
I masturbate to pictures of you. Let's go out. badass

YPrrrr

April 15, 2008, 04:44:59 PM #22
I'm sure your boobs won't sag as much as your mother's have

Houdini

April 15, 2008, 04:45:06 PM #23
I just ate a big fucking bag of onions

Samus Aran

April 15, 2008, 04:45:27 PM #24
Lorraine, my density has bought me to you...oh, what I meant to say was...yes. Yes. I'm George, George McFly. I'm your density. I mean... your destiny.

hopefully at least some of you know what that's from

Houdini

April 15, 2008, 04:45:51 PM #25
Quote from: Kazarus on April 15, 2008, 04:45:27 PM
Lorraine, my density has bought me to you...oh, what I meant to say was...yes. Yes. I'm George, George McFly. I'm your density. I mean... your destiny.

hopefully at least some of you know what that's from
The Shining?

Paul

April 15, 2008, 04:49:41 PM #26
"My name is Jake,

I am 39 years young and I am a
TV salesman.

I live in a cup board that can be moved from
place to place.

There is a hole in the front of it so I can see the,
children playing in the park.

I like the park because it has red trees and a big
balloon man lives there. He is called Morgan and
he gives me kisses.

For my birthday I would like a Superman cape and a
Dragon master Skeletor figure.

Morgan says, I can play games with him in his Caravan
on Sunday. I am going to be a big, scary, doggy, with
lip stick on. And then later I am going to find white
super threads."

Samus Aran

April 15, 2008, 04:53:17 PM #27
Quote from: Houdini on April 15, 2008, 04:45:51 PM
The Shining?


quit being so sarcastic all the time :|

Geno

April 15, 2008, 04:58:48 PM #28
Quote from: Ezlo4 on April 15, 2008, 04:37:07 PM
are you from tennessee?

cause you're the only 10 i see
Sadly I recognize that quote.
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Selkie

April 15, 2008, 05:16:53 PM #29
Quote from: Kazarus on April 15, 2008, 04:16:18 PM
I wish I could be your derivative, baby, so I could lay tangent to your curves.


oh god I lold

Anyway...

"your pussy needs widening, and my fat cock is the only thing that can do it"
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