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Started by Houdini, April 15, 2008, 04:12:06 PM

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Houdini

April 15, 2008, 04:12:06 PM
"The cake is a lie"

YPrrrr

April 15, 2008, 04:13:00 PM #1
You remind me of my brother

Paul

April 15, 2008, 04:13:30 PM #2
"I noticed that you noticed me, and I just wanted to let you know that I noticed you too"

Paul

April 15, 2008, 04:13:50 PM #3
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on April 15, 2008, 04:13:00 PM
You remind me of my brother

You remind me of my Jeep.

YPrrrr

April 15, 2008, 04:15:37 PM #4
Hi, my name is Ronald Rollins

Samus Aran

April 15, 2008, 04:16:18 PM #5
I wish I could be your derivative, baby, so I could lay tangent to your curves.

Full Metal Ryder

April 15, 2008, 04:17:29 PM #6
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on April 15, 2008, 04:15:37 PM
Hi, my name is Ronald Rollins
Stole my post.

ME##

April 15, 2008, 04:17:31 PM #7
they're all pretty bad.

Houdini

April 15, 2008, 04:17:32 PM #8
Quote from: Kazarus on April 15, 2008, 04:16:18 PM
I wish I could be your derivative, baby, so I could lay tangent to your curves.
That's so bad that it might actually work.

Paul

April 15, 2008, 04:17:50 PM #9
Wassup baby, write your phone number down before I don't want it no more.

Full Metal Ryder

April 15, 2008, 04:19:14 PM #10
Hi, I'm daisy.

guff

April 15, 2008, 04:33:07 PM #11
Quote from: Houdini on April 15, 2008, 04:17:32 PM
That's so bad that it might actually work.
or not, because it's so oft-repeated

anyways i just go with i want to use you for sex because the love of my life does not share the same sentiment

Geno

April 15, 2008, 04:34:14 PM #12
I have a small penis that I have never used.
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

ncba93ivyase

April 15, 2008, 04:35:51 PM #13
there's a bydo infestation between your legs and i'm afraid i'm earth's only hope

i'm going in

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Ezloļŗ•

April 15, 2008, 04:37:07 PM #14
are you from tennessee?

cause you're the only 10 i see
:)
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