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Started by Houdini, April 15, 2008, 04:12:06 PM

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Selkie

April 15, 2008, 05:21:42 PM #30
Quote from: Kazarus on April 15, 2008, 04:45:27 PM
Lorraine, my density has bought me to you...oh, what I meant to say was...yes. Yes. I'm George, George McFly. I'm your density. I mean... your destiny.

hopefully at least some of you know what that's from


Wanna hear something crazy?

[spoiler]I saw that movie for the first in my life 2 days ago[/spoiler]

FAMY2

April 15, 2008, 05:53:10 PM #31
Quote from: Lawlz on April 15, 2008, 04:39:22 PM
Most women don't know even know what a circumference is.


ahhh... how big around?   baddood;

guff

April 15, 2008, 05:53:45 PM #32
Quote from: Clair on April 15, 2008, 05:53:10 PM
ahhh... how big around?   baddood;
i'd say about three inches on a good day baddood;

Samus Aran

April 15, 2008, 05:54:08 PM #33
Quote from: Killer Tofu on April 15, 2008, 05:21:42 PM
Wanna hear something crazy?

[spoiler]I saw that movie for the first in my life 2 days ago[/spoiler]


that is indeed crazy

i've seen it like a bazillion times

Pele

April 15, 2008, 05:54:51 PM #34
"hey you little slut"

YPrrrr

April 15, 2008, 05:55:51 PM #35
Quote from: Kazarus on April 15, 2008, 05:54:08 PM
that is indeed crazy

i've seen it like a bazillion times
What is it? I bet I haven't seen it

Samus Aran

April 15, 2008, 05:57:07 PM #36
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on April 15, 2008, 05:55:51 PM
What is it? I bet I haven't seen it


Back to the Future

FAMY2

April 15, 2008, 05:57:41 PM #37
Quote from: Commodore Guff on April 15, 2008, 05:53:45 PM
i'd say about three inches on a good day baddood;


lmao.   yes;  Not bad at all.

YPrrrr

April 15, 2008, 06:00:06 PM #38
Quote from: Kazarus on April 15, 2008, 05:57:07 PM
Back to the Future
Haven't seen it.

Samus Aran

April 15, 2008, 06:02:04 PM #39

Daddy

April 15, 2008, 06:03:12 PM #40
hey baby i'm a member of the borg collective and i'd like to assimilate you.

Geno

April 15, 2008, 06:07:55 PM #41
Quote from: Kazarus on April 15, 2008, 06:02:04 PM
what the fuck
I think he's kidding.
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

YPrrrr

April 15, 2008, 06:10:02 PM #42
Quote from: Kazarus on April 15, 2008, 06:02:04 PM
what the fuck
Yep, haven't seen it. I'm not really in the know when it comes to movies or music.

Selkie

April 15, 2008, 06:14:15 PM #43
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on April 15, 2008, 06:10:02 PM
Yep, haven't seen it. I'm not really in the know when it comes to movies or music.


lol it came out in '85...

YPrrrr

April 15, 2008, 06:17:24 PM #44
Quote from: Killer Tofu on April 15, 2008, 06:14:15 PM
lol it came out in '85...
Oh... I was going to guess the late 70s...

I guess I should check it out sometime`
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