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Title: How is life?
Post by: Andria on August 22, 2013, 08:08:14 AM
What new and or exciting things have been going on in your lives recently?  lubdoods;
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 22, 2013, 09:21:29 AM
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Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: silvertone on August 22, 2013, 10:20:29 AM
i met not sid
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: YPrrrr on August 22, 2013, 10:29:23 AM
Still dating, still working, nothing exciting.

Guess I am on to part 3 of the foreign service exam?
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on August 22, 2013, 11:43:20 AM
3rd year of...community college.

I'm trying to change one class really quick but I don't know if it can fit my schedule.  I mean I don't want to go back waking up at 7:00am to get ready then leave at 7:30am oh my god.  And I'm thinking about my Spring schedule because registration for that shit comes early as Hell.  Then after that...

But wait...it's only for T & Th...

Thanks for asking- I just realized it wasn't going to be /that/ bad.  
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: snoorkel on August 22, 2013, 12:05:20 PM
good... i got a tattoo of a shark on my face
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: silvertone on August 22, 2013, 12:06:02 PM
Quote from: lifetrneds on August 22, 2013, 12:05:20 PM
good... i got a tattoo of a shark on my face
crazy like a fool...daddy cool.
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: Commander Fuckass on August 22, 2013, 12:11:10 PM
Quote from: lifetrneds on August 22, 2013, 12:05:20 PM
good... i got a tattoo of a shark on my face
is it a megalodon
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: Andria on August 22, 2013, 12:14:59 PM
I want a megaladon face tattoo  :(

As for me, I'm doing great. Busy as fuck but great. I'm in a poly relationship with a really cute girl and crushing hard on a barista at my go to coffee shop because he's adorable as fuck and made some unexpected friends and got over some not so great ones

My caffeine habit is also reaching new heights which I'm proud of
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: Nyerp on August 22, 2013, 12:36:14 PM
I died
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: snoorkel on August 22, 2013, 01:15:20 PM
Quote from: Snowy on August 22, 2013, 12:57:46 PM
I've been dating someone for almost 8 months now, and I move into college on Saturday. I'm kind of nervous for it but I think it'll be fun.


wrong
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on August 22, 2013, 01:17:30 PM
i met silvertone
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: ME## on August 22, 2013, 01:18:40 PM
i'm hoping life will get better soon
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: YPrrrr on August 22, 2013, 02:24:05 PM
Quote from: lifetrneds on August 22, 2013, 01:15:20 PM
wrong
incorrect

It's all about the extracurricular maaaan
Quote from: Andria on August 22, 2013, 12:14:59 PM
I want a megaladon face tattoo  :(

As for me, I'm doing great. Busy as fuck but great. I'm in a poly relationship with a really cute girl and crushing hard on a barista at my go to coffee shop because he's adorable as fuck and made some unexpected friends and got over some not so great ones

My caffeine habit is also reaching new heights which I'm proud of
poly relationship doomed to failure
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: ME## on August 22, 2013, 02:26:49 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on August 22, 2013, 02:24:05 PM
It's all about the extracurricular maaaan


but then what is the point of getting yourself into debt to pay for 20th century teaching techniques to do this?
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: YPrrrr on August 22, 2013, 02:51:21 PM
Quote from: David on August 22, 2013, 02:26:49 PM
but then what is the point of getting yourself into debt to pay for 20th century teaching techniques to do this?
piece of paper
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: Andria on August 22, 2013, 02:52:45 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on August 22, 2013, 02:24:05 PM
incorrect

It's all about the extracurricular maaaanpoly relationship doomed to failure


That's so untrue girl; one of my best friends has been in one for years an recently moved in with two of the people she's seeing
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: Mando Pandango on August 22, 2013, 02:56:16 PM
eeuuuuuuuughhhhgggghgghhghghggghuuhghuhhggg
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: chainsaw unicorn on August 22, 2013, 03:12:25 PM
Life is okay I just moved into college and shit. It's confusing tho because I don't know anyone here while everyone else seems to know each other :/
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: ME## on August 22, 2013, 03:25:40 PM
don't shame him, we could porn out, bro
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: YPrrrr on August 22, 2013, 03:40:35 PM
Snowy = slut shamer
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: silvertone on August 22, 2013, 04:10:34 PM
then the jews next
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: ME## on August 22, 2013, 04:13:33 PM
die juden, die
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: Commander Fuckass on August 22, 2013, 05:50:09 PM
Quote from: chainsaw unicorn on August 22, 2013, 03:12:25 PM
Life is okay I just moved into college and shit. It's confusing tho because I don't know anyone here while everyone else seems to know each other :/
if you actually want to be social during college and meet new people

1- Go to as many stupid lame icebreaker events as you can in the first couple days/weeks of your first semester. They really do help you meet people.
2- Leave your dorm door open when possible. It's a great way to have people drop in.
3- It is so easy to be antisocial in college... It's not like high school where you're all forced to hang out together all day. If you aren't actively trying to build friendships with people you can pretty much fall off the face of the earth and not exist except as exam grades in the registrar's office.
4- Any and all friends you make in college will stick with you for a while, so be a little bit outgoing.
5- Be open, be friendly, everyone is just as scared and eager as you.
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 22, 2013, 06:04:41 PM
Quote from: Kefka on August 22, 2013, 05:50:09 PM
if you actually want to be social during college and meet new people

1- Go to as many stupid lame icebreaker events as you can in the first couple days/weeks of your first semester. They really do help you meet people.
2- Leave your dorm door open when possible. It's a great way to have people drop in.
3- It is so easy to be antisocial in college... It's not like high school where you're all forced to hang out together all day. If you aren't actively trying to build friendships with people you can pretty much fall off the face of the earth and not exist except as exam grades in the registrar's office.
4- Any and all friends you make in college will stick with you for a while, so be a little bit outgoing.
5- Be open, be friendly, everyone is just as scared and eager as you.


i knew that didn't sound like a dp original

at least give credit where credit is due (http://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1iie44/)
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: strongbad on August 22, 2013, 10:55:53 PM
Quote from: #rektron on August 22, 2013, 06:04:41 PM
i knew that didn't sound like a dp original

at least give credit where credit is due (http://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1iie44/)

lol true stuff though
but all of my college friendships are crumbling and i'm not even done with college yet LOL

my life is good overall but horrible at the moment
i've been seeing my friend's ex for the last couple weeks, and recently learned that he's not okay with it and now i'm about to ruin like my best friendship in college. or ill just never talk to any girls ever idk
i'm just angry because since they broke up (9 months ago, my friend was the breaker-upper) my friend has been like "dude you should date her do it dude" like all the time and then we hit it off and i thought that it was all legit because he primed me for it
and now it's like i have to decide who i like better and i'm taking 2/3 of my classes next quarter with said friend and we are supposed to do a research project together so that could all be fucked up

:(
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: ?????? on August 22, 2013, 11:08:04 PM
i slept with a lot of attractive people and they even liked me in return
so i guess my confidence raised up by a bit, but imagine how much better i can become! it gave me motive to improve my looks (or rectified my vanity, whatever comes first or sounds more politically correct)
also my focus is improving by a good amount
i don't procrastinate much anymore because of it. i used to browse the web or attentively pamper myself when i needed to be somewhere several hours ago. i did it out of anxiety, it's weird how it works. anxiety of going out, and anxiety needed to give me motive to get out.
my medication seared through my compulsive thoughts a lot and i became more engaging with my thoughts again rather than have them spin in a cyclic panic
this made me much more reflective and introspective
i became deeply interested in real estate and several investment strategies and stocks so all my energy is concentrating on exploring the field. so far i made 2 friends with real estate agents so hopefully i can learn how things work.
also i started to steal and shoplift a lot this month
turns out if you get caught you just pay it back 5x of its original price
i think i'm did this because it's a fun game. i think i started to enjoy it when i was stealing out of desperation (i was recklessly burning my money and didn't have enough to eat gourmet)
the talks, the acting. searching for the cameras, the delicate maneuvering throughout the check-out isles, the feeling when you got away with it, it's all so exciting.  
i'm going to stop sometime this week, my fiances are starting to balance out nicely again, i even have enough to go out and have fun

also i'm becoming comfortable in my own personality
i never accepted my androgyny, but it's growing on me very much
i can be subtly feminine, or masculine, or both, or neither if i'd want
i don't know why, but it's very vitalizing if i shift through the entire spectrum
also sexually, like being dominate and experimenting with different types of people
i wanted to explore my feelings with this crush i had on this lesbian, but she was dating someone else
lesbians are really fun, the slightly masculine androgynous ones. all the other ones are lame.
also i am becoming comfortable with my personality
i can't be some interesting and lively chic manhattanite 24/7 and that's okay
i can only be that way for a day and need the rest of the other days to chill out
it's really fun being that lively, but it drains me a lot and i used to force myself to keep it up and i noticed i felt incredibly insecure and empty so i stopped
i lost some fun friends but they weren't very fun when we became more intimate
it was really boring, they needed to be around lots of people or they'll be empty
idk how people function that way

Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: snoorkel on August 23, 2013, 06:28:38 AM
Quote from: udderfailure on August 22, 2013, 10:55:53 PM
lol true stuff though
but all of my college friendships are crumbling and i'm not even done with college yet LOL

my life is good overall but horrible at the moment
i've been seeing my friend's ex for the last couple weeks, and recently learned that he's not okay with it and now i'm about to ruin like my best friendship in college. or ill just never talk to any girls ever idk
i'm just angry because since they broke up (9 months ago, my friend was the breaker-upper) my friend has been like "dude you should date her do it dude" like all the time and then we hit it off and i thought that it was all legit because he primed me for it
and now it's like i have to decide who i like better and i'm taking 2/3 of my classes next quarter with said friend and we are supposed to do a research project together so that could all be fucked up

:(


go for the girl, if she's worth it
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: YPrrrr on August 23, 2013, 07:18:02 AM
Quote from: K L U X on August 22, 2013, 11:08:04 PM
i slept with a lot of attractive people and they even liked me in return
so i guess my confidence raised up by a bit, but imagine how much better i can become! it gave me motive to improve my looks (or rectified my vanity, whatever comes first or sounds more politically correct)
also my focus is improving by a good amount
i don't procrastinate much anymore because of it. i used to browse the web or attentively pamper myself when i needed to be somewhere several hours ago. i did it out of anxiety, it's weird how it works. anxiety of going out, and anxiety needed to give me motive to get out.
my medication seared through my compulsive thoughts a lot and i became more engaging with my thoughts again rather than have them spin in a cyclic panic
this made me much more reflective and introspective
i became deeply interested in real estate and several investment strategies and stocks so all my energy is concentrating on exploring the field. so far i made 2 friends with real estate agents so hopefully i can learn how things work.
also i started to steal and shoplift a lot this month
turns out if you get caught you just pay it back 5x of its original price
i think i'm did this because it's a fun game. i think i started to enjoy it when i was stealing out of desperation (i was recklessly burning my money and didn't have enough to eat gourmet)
the talks, the acting. searching for the cameras, the delicate maneuvering throughout the check-out isles, the feeling when you got away with it, it's all so exciting. 
i'm going to stop sometime this week, my fiances are starting to balance out nicely again, i even have enough to go out and have fun

also i'm becoming comfortable in my own personality
i never accepted my androgyny, but it's growing on me very much
i can be subtly feminine, or masculine, or both, or neither if i'd want
i don't know why, but it's very vitalizing if i shift through the entire spectrum
also sexually, like being dominate and experimenting with different types of people
i wanted to explore my feelings with this crush i had on this lesbian, but she was dating someone else
lesbians are really fun, the slightly masculine androgynous ones. all the other ones are lame.
also i am becoming comfortable with my personality
i can't be some interesting and lively chic manhattanite 24/7 and that's okay
i can only be that way for a day and need the rest of the other days to chill out
it's really fun being that lively, but it drains me a lot and i used to force myself to keep it up and i noticed i felt incredibly insecure and empty so i stopped
i lost some fun friends but they weren't very fun when we became more intimate
it was really boring, they needed to be around lots of people or they'll be empty
idk how people function that way


If you want a real thrill try getting away with murder

You could be the next Jeffrey dahmer!
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: ?????? on August 23, 2013, 08:12:15 AM
my boyfriend wants to get away with murder
albert fish's his favorite
our relationship's built on knowledge of serial killers
murder's just really try-hard edgy and i wouldn't get anything out of it
RISKS ARE TOO HIGH JUST TO SATISFY AN EMOTIONALLY-BASED CRAVING

Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: YPrrrr on August 23, 2013, 08:13:48 AM
But isn't that true of love and being emotionally open and vulnerable too lubdoods;
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: ?????? on August 23, 2013, 08:21:42 AM
love and being emotionally open don't have serious risks like being incarnated for 60 years
but only if it did ;o(
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: silvertone on August 23, 2013, 09:27:44 AM
u can get married lol.
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: strongbad on August 23, 2013, 09:31:13 AM
Quote from: silvertone on August 23, 2013, 09:27:44 AM
u can get married lol.

Why did I laugh lol
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: bluaki on August 23, 2013, 09:38:50 AM
in a thread about how your life is going you guys end up discussing death or more specifically killing befuddlement
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: Nyerp on August 23, 2013, 09:50:50 AM
Quote from: bluaki on August 23, 2013, 09:38:50 AM
in a thread about how your life is going you guys end up discussing death or more specifically killing befuddlement


it's because clucky is fucking insane
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: chainsaw unicorn on August 23, 2013, 11:18:41 AM
Quote from: #rektron on August 22, 2013, 06:04:41 PM
i knew that didn't sound like a dp original

at least give credit where credit is due (http://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1iie44/)

Thanks for showing the list, it sounds like it has some great advice :)
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: chainsaw unicorn on August 23, 2013, 11:19:49 AM
Quote from: Snowy on August 22, 2013, 03:19:36 PM
This will be a good chance for you to stop rubbing one out every few hours.

I haven't rubbed one out since getting here
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: silvertone on August 23, 2013, 11:25:24 AM
Quote from: Fuck on August 23, 2013, 09:50:50 AM
it's because clucky is fucking insane
actually snowy started it
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: YPrrrr on August 23, 2013, 11:51:01 AM
Quote from: bluaki on August 23, 2013, 09:38:50 AM
in a thread about how your life is going you guys end up discussing death or more specifically killing befuddlement
well clucky has turned to a life of crime
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: bluaki on August 23, 2013, 12:05:20 PM
my point was mostly that "life" and "death" are opposites

also, to answer the thread's subject, like I mentioned earlier in the chat thread, on Wednesday this week I finally 'earned' my psychologist letter of referral to a doctor who can prescribe me hormones
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on August 23, 2013, 12:08:32 PM
Quote from: bluaki on August 23, 2013, 12:05:20 PM
my point was mostly that "life" and "death" are opposites

also, to answer the thread's subject, like I mentioned earlier in the chat thread, on Wednesday this week I finally 'earned' my psychologist letter of referral to a doctor who can prescribe me hormones
death is just a new stage of life they arent really opposites
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on August 23, 2013, 12:11:27 PM
Actually about that 3rd year of college not going to be that bad...

Painting II class got canceled with one of my favorite teachers, I don't think I'm going to see one of the teachers I usually talk to anymore because he got moved his convenient room location, and I'm really uncertain about how this year's gonna turn out- but then again every year is like that. 

I gotta register another class before it's too late...
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on August 23, 2013, 12:14:53 PM
also i got into a really bad arguement with dad and idk whats gonna happen cause i cant pay rent n shit lol
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: silvertone on August 23, 2013, 12:16:16 PM
Quote from: N o t S i d on August 23, 2013, 12:14:53 PM
also i got into a really bad arguement with dad and idk whats gonna happen cause i cant pay rent n shit lol
move 2 portland
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on August 23, 2013, 12:57:56 PM
Quote from: bluaki on August 23, 2013, 12:05:20 PM
my point was mostly that "life" and "death" are opposites

also, to answer the thread's subject, like I mentioned earlier in the chat thread, on Wednesday this week I finally 'earned' my psychologist letter of referral to a doctor who can prescribe me hormones
so close


Quote from: N o t S i d on August 23, 2013, 12:08:32 PM
death is just a new stage of life they arent really opposites


what a unique perspective

Quote from: N o t S i d on August 23, 2013, 12:14:53 PM
also i got into a really bad arguement with dad and idk whats gonna happen cause i cant pay rent n shit lol
hope it gets better
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: ?????? on August 23, 2013, 06:08:44 PM
Quote from: bluaki on August 23, 2013, 12:05:20 PM
my point was mostly that "life" and "death" are opposites


you and your binary, dichotomous thinking disgusts me
also socks does more crime than i do lol
i'm pretty sure even classictyler is more murderous than i am
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: silvertone on August 23, 2013, 06:42:33 PM
all you meat eaters are more murderous than i am @___@
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: bluaki on August 23, 2013, 06:46:38 PM
Quote from: K L U X on August 23, 2013, 06:08:44 PM
you and your binary, dichotomous thinking disgusts me
well sorry for not checking my binary privilege n_u
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: strongbad on August 23, 2013, 07:15:53 PM
Quote from: lifetrneds on August 23, 2013, 06:28:38 AM
go for the girl, if she's worth it

I think I'm going to be a pushover because said friend is very embedded in my life
It's really tough tho. Seeing this girl has made me the happiest I've been in a long time :(
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: silvertone on August 23, 2013, 09:15:57 PM
Quote from: udderfailure on August 23, 2013, 07:15:53 PM
I think I'm going to be a pushover because said friend is very embedded in my life
It's really tough tho. Seeing this girl has made me the happiest I've been in a long time :(
http://www.sofiamilos.com/photos/waytohappiness_english.pdf
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on August 23, 2013, 09:17:54 PM
(http://www.vedanta.com/store/media/SELF_KNOWLEDGE.jpg)
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on August 23, 2013, 09:32:45 PM
Clucky, you need to talk to your psychiatrist because it sounds like you are developing more signs of mania.
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: me003 on August 23, 2013, 09:53:52 PM
life is going up and down.  n_u
yeeeaah

Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: strongbad on August 23, 2013, 10:11:12 PM
Quote from: silvertone on August 23, 2013, 09:15:57 PM
http://www.sofiamilos.com/photos/waytohappiness_english.pdf

This changes everything
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: silvertone on August 24, 2013, 12:07:54 AM
Quote from: udderfailure on August 23, 2013, 10:11:12 PM
This changes everything
thank l. ron hubbard
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on August 24, 2013, 12:38:38 AM
Quote from: K L U X on August 23, 2013, 06:08:44 PM
you and your binary, dichotomous thinking disgusts me
also socks does more crime than i do lol
i'm pretty sure even classictyler is more murderous than i am
how can u do more crime than urself??
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: Mando Pandango on August 24, 2013, 12:48:01 AM
I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it. He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat. The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones. They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it. I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. {We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?} I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: ?????? on August 24, 2013, 12:49:38 AM
Quote from: Alison Goldfrapp on August 23, 2013, 09:32:45 PM
Clucky, you need to talk to your psychiatrist because it sounds like you are developing more signs of mania.
my friends said the same thing because i spent a lot of money so quickly and wanted to pack a lot of things in a day
i just feel so wonderful and energetic as of late
why does society hate me ;o(

also i can never be socks
he is a very elegant dandy and i'm just too dirty and careless
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: silvertone on August 24, 2013, 12:56:40 AM
a Lil paranoid that everyone knows Ure Secret???
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: ?????? on August 24, 2013, 01:05:18 AM
whats my secret
~*~*~**~
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: chainsaw unicorn on August 24, 2013, 07:31:15 AM
I like this Clucky guy, I've been here a week and I can already tell that he's the centerfold of this place
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: YPrrrr on August 24, 2013, 07:50:21 AM
Quote from: chainsaw unicorn on August 24, 2013, 07:31:15 AM
I like this Clucky guy, I've been here a week and I can already tell that he's the centerfold of this place
poty
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: strongbad on August 24, 2013, 10:01:45 AM
Quote from: chainsaw unicorn on August 24, 2013, 07:31:15 AM
I like this Clucky guy, I've been here a week and I can already tell that he's the centerfold of this place

No I am



















Lol
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: silvertone on August 24, 2013, 10:47:43 AM
Quote from: chainsaw unicorn on August 24, 2013, 07:31:15 AM
I like this Clucky guy, I've been here a week and I can already tell that he's the centerfold of this place
clucky owns.
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on August 24, 2013, 01:22:54 PM
Quote from: chainsaw unicorn on August 24, 2013, 07:31:15 AM
I like this Clucky guy, I've been here a week and I can already tell that he's the centerfold of this place
is boyah full of narcissists who hate each other or are we all the construct of a narcicisst who hates himself
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: ME## on August 24, 2013, 02:14:51 PM
Quote from: udderfailure on August 24, 2013, 10:01:45 AM
No I am



















Lol

david's right, he's the main attraction
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: strongbad on August 24, 2013, 02:24:33 PM
Quote from: David on August 24, 2013, 02:14:51 PM
david's right, he's the main attraction

No, David is
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: ME## on August 24, 2013, 02:37:10 PM
Quote from: udderfailure on August 24, 2013, 02:24:33 PM
No, David is
see?  he's even modest  giggle;
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: Samus Aran on August 24, 2013, 04:17:42 PM
i don't know. life is ok. i'm blindly content. i'm coasting. life is probably passing me by but i'm not sure i mind way too much. there are things i want to do that i hope i will be able to push myself to do. but right now i'm not really doing anything, nor feeling much. i don't remember what it feels like to be in love. i don't remember what it feels like to be ambitious. i play a lot of games, read a lot of books, watch a lot of anime, listen to a lot of music. i work full-time. fitter, not necessarily happier, i suppose slightly more productive.
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on August 24, 2013, 04:24:08 PM
Quote from: Naoto Shirogane on August 24, 2013, 04:17:42 PM
i don't know. life is ok. i'm blindly content. i'm coasting. life is probably passing me by but i'm not sure i mind way too much. there are things i want to do that i hope i will be able to push myself to do. but right now i'm not really doing anything, nor feeling much. i don't remember what it feels like to be in love. i don't remember what it feels like to be ambitious. i play a lot of games, read a lot of books, watch a lot of anime, listen to a lot of music. i work full-time. fitter, not necessarily happier, i suppose slightly more productive.
how's that story coming along
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: Samus Aran on August 24, 2013, 04:25:48 PM
Quote from: The Last MIB on August 24, 2013, 04:24:08 PM
how's that story coming along


i haven't written anything since my hard drive on my macbook crashed. i didn't lose any writing, but the arduous process of getting everything up and running on my computer again sort of killed my mood for writing. and then there was vacation in california, and now working more.

so, yeah, need to get back to that at some point.

it's coming along at a snail's pace
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on August 24, 2013, 04:41:25 PM
Quote from: Naoto Shirogane on August 24, 2013, 04:25:48 PM
i haven't written anything since my hard drive on my macbook crashed. i didn't lose any writing, but the arduous process of getting everything up and running on my computer again sort of killed my mood for writing. and then there was vacation in california, and now working more.

so, yeah, need to get back to that at some point.

it's coming along at a snail's pace
eek yeah hope you continue

i wonder what it's abt
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on August 24, 2013, 04:47:48 PM
Quote from: Naoto Shirogane on August 24, 2013, 04:17:42 PM
i don't know. life is ok. i'm blindly content. i'm coasting. life is probably passing me by but i'm not sure i mind way too much. there are things i want to do that i hope i will be able to push myself to do. but right now i'm not really doing anything, nor feeling much. i don't remember what it feels like to be in love. i don't remember what it feels like to be ambitious. i play a lot of games, read a lot of books, watch a lot of anime, listen to a lot of music. i work full-time. fitter, not necessarily happier, i suppose slightly more productive.
wrench;
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: ?????? on August 25, 2013, 12:11:42 AM
Quote from: chainsaw unicorn on August 24, 2013, 07:31:15 AM
I like this Clucky guy, I've been here a week and I can already tell that he's the centerfold of this place
a boyah admin launched a successful mudslinging campaign against me
Quote from: Snowy on August 24, 2013, 11:00:06 AM
lmao
Quote from: N o t S i d on August 24, 2013, 01:22:54 PM
is boyah full of narcissists who hate each other or are we all the construct of a narcicisst who hates himself
     (http://i.imgur.com/yztCl42.gif)
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on August 25, 2013, 02:31:10 PM
One of my previous teachers just e-mailed me and said we could meet up just to catch up on stuff and he's going to make a recommendation for me to transfer to any college I go to.

Fuck, I love this man.  He's such a great friend.  But I don't even know if I'm just going to work for a year or just transfer.  I'm broke as fuck and I have an unstable job that gives me hours like once every other three months.  I could change jobs but I'm scared of fucking my school up because I want to get from a...2.5 GPA to a 3.0 GPA for a possible transfer scholarship.  But maybe I'm too late for that since, what, I only got like 8 classes left and don't think it will raise it that high anyway. 

Oh well, at least I got this guy on my side. 
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: YPrrrr on August 26, 2013, 11:53:46 AM
Quote from: K L U X on August 25, 2013, 12:11:42 AM
a boyah admin launched a successful mudslinging campaign against me      (http://i.imgur.com/yztCl42.gif)
how many hours a day do you spend on buzzfeed/collecting reaction gifs

Also mudslinging would imply the allegations to be baseless n_u
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: Hiro on August 26, 2013, 11:59:59 AM
well i'm pretty hungry so let's just say life is shit
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: strongbad on August 27, 2013, 02:18:28 AM
i was hungry all day and then i ate some pasta and things worked themselves out
you'll get there
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: piano moths on August 27, 2013, 02:52:10 AM
I basically don't eat if Im not at work but I work almost every day so it's not bad. my girlfriend works where I work and we always eat people's scraps cus we are both super broke. I'm not going to skool cus poor but I have a job and am making music. I'm gonna look into other ways to get cash so I can live more comfortably. I have my two kitties and am moving to a neighborhood I prefer more than where I am Thursday

majority of the dudes I work w are really creepy to my girlfriend and I but will buy us food/drinks/smoke us out. I smoked dmt a week or so ago and I'm trying to get more of that. my girlfriend might move back to az cus poor but maybe not, she doesn't really want to hang out w me it seems and that's kinda weird

or things are just weird cus she's in a bad mood but maybe it's all a misunderstanding. just trying to focus on stuff that'll help me grow as a person. I've been smoking less weed cus broke than I have in a long time and I'm not into it. if I had some weed, ice cubes and one of those brita water things I'd be chilling
it's also super hot here right now

ypr come to Chicago and drink a beer w me
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: Hiro on August 27, 2013, 12:21:51 PM
that sounds really sad, aubrey go drink a beer with her >.<
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: YPrrrr on August 27, 2013, 01:58:52 PM
Why did you originally move to Chicago again? Don't sweat the heat it'll get cold soon.

I should try to get down to Chicago again sometime when I've paid off some more debt. Had fun last time I met a Boyager there...
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: piano moths on August 27, 2013, 02:02:58 PM
well no reason really I just left flag cus I don't wanna be in more debt/lack of direction w school and rent is cheaper and my best friend lives here but it'd be cool if you could make it down beers would be fun

I can't wait for the cold seriously melting rn
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: YPrrrr on August 27, 2013, 03:53:30 PM
Quote from: eeeeeee on August 27, 2013, 02:02:58 PM
well no reason really I just left flag cus I don't wanna be in more debt/lack of direction w school and rent is cheaper and my best friend lives here but it'd be cool if you could make it down beers would be fun

I can't wait for the cold seriously melting rn
Chicago is cheaper??? That's nuts, I always think it's expensive as hell girl;

Ya idk when exactly I could come because of the long distance relationship thing with my gf so I always visit her on weekends... But I know she will be gone for part of January so maybe if you're still around we could make something happen. It will be nice and cold by then too hocuspocus;
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: piano moths on August 27, 2013, 04:48:45 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on August 27, 2013, 03:53:30 PM
Chicago is cheaper??? That's nuts, I always think it's expensive as hell girl;

Ya idk when exactly I could come because of the long distance relationship thing with my gf so I always visit her on weekends... But I know she will be gone for part of January so maybe if you're still around we could make something happen. It will be nice and cold by then too hocuspocus;


well rent is at least A LOT cheaper than where I was living in az. ill be around then unless stuff goes super different from how it is now which I doubt. beers in the cold sounds much more pleasant
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on August 27, 2013, 05:49:35 PM
i can't return to school. i am suffering from the deepest depression and the strangest anxiety i've ever experienced. my doctor prescribed another antidepressant so i hope things change
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: Daddy on August 27, 2013, 05:55:53 PM
We are hitting the busiest part of the year so I am preparing some documentation to make searching for things easier and provide more consistent service. This is supposedly do by Monday but I don't think I can finish it. I have one person working with me but it's so much information to consolidate and standardize. I've taken to do doing the more important and common stuff first to get that before the deadline then afterwards try to do the less common issues.

While at the same time I am currently working on 5 or so open cases on the security side of my job.  akudood;

and I'm pretty sure I'm getting assigned another project tomorrow because I'm one of the few people in the department who has python programming and apache experience.


mah frand in hangug told me she does not want to talk to me anymore so i feel sad sometimes


But other than that my life is good and shit yeah.
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: Hiro on August 27, 2013, 06:23:30 PM
Quote from: eeeeeee on August 27, 2013, 04:48:45 PM
well rent is at least A LOT cheaper than where I was living in az. ill be around then unless stuff goes super different from how it is now which I doubt. beers in the cold sounds much more pleasant
how much was your rent and how much is it now?
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: ?????? on August 27, 2013, 10:12:14 PM
i cracked open my crush today
i just asked him if he was ever happy and if he thought moving here would do anything about it
and he started telling me all this stuff while crying
also he's drunk and i'm eating mangos
he's afraid of becoming content with nothingness
i ate a very lovely salad and i felt pretty in the afternoon, my skin is glowing
i got stalked and followed by some stranger on the subway and he lives on long island
he stroked and caressed my neck and i felt very sad
i thought of shopping sometime during the week, along with doing something with my crush
i like to think about him during those hazy first minutes of waking up
my mom states that blood splatted down her forearm coming from the sky
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: piano moths on August 28, 2013, 01:08:53 AM
Quote from: Snack Dad on August 27, 2013, 06:23:30 PM
how much was your rent and how much is it now?

it was 505 + all utilities + internetand now it's 400 + Internet  also the appliances at the Chicago one are much newer and the apartment is way  better looking. I was living in a studio at alpine ridge and there was
mold. although I was right by the urban trail there and the view beats the one in Bridgeport. my new roommate is a homie tho
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: chainsaw unicorn on August 28, 2013, 01:52:07 PM
My biggest incentive for doing well in college is my dream of moving to San Francisco, which is far from cheap. I mean if I can move to Brooklyn or Western Queens that'd be great too, but San Fran is the promised land
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: YPrrrr on August 28, 2013, 02:00:55 PM
Too many young people going to California, I hope they install an aged based immigration quota system
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: chainsaw unicorn on August 28, 2013, 02:28:44 PM
Where else the young people gonna move to? Tennessee? Lol
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: silvertone on August 28, 2013, 02:29:11 PM
there is nashville.
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: ME## on August 28, 2013, 02:35:55 PM
i hope life gets good on fridayy
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: Classic on August 28, 2013, 02:36:50 PM
I'm going nowhere.
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: chainsaw unicorn on August 28, 2013, 02:57:22 PM
Quote from: silvertone on August 28, 2013, 02:29:11 PM
there is nashville.

vomit.jpg
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: Andria on August 28, 2013, 03:04:49 PM
I'm going to hell 5thgrade;
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: ME## on August 28, 2013, 03:06:56 PM
Quote from: chainsaw unicorn on August 28, 2013, 02:57:22 PM
vomit.jpg
do not hate on nashville, ok thanks
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: Samus Aran on August 28, 2013, 03:54:29 PM
Quote from: chainsaw unicorn on August 28, 2013, 01:52:07 PM
My biggest incentive for doing well in college is my dream of moving to San Francisco, which is far from cheap. I mean if I can move to Brooklyn or Western Queens that'd be great too, but San Fran is the promised land


nobody calls it San Fran though especially not people who live there
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: YPrrrr on August 28, 2013, 03:57:19 PM
Quote from: Naoto Shirogane on August 28, 2013, 03:54:29 PM
nobody calls it San Fran though especially not people who live there
people definitely call it San Francisco; maybe not the people that live there but still
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: ME## on August 28, 2013, 03:57:56 PM
saint franny, kalifornie
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: Commander Fuckass on August 28, 2013, 03:58:33 PM
Quote from: chainsaw unicorn on August 28, 2013, 02:28:44 PM
Where else the young people gonna move to? Tennessee? Lol
go fuck yourself

Knoxville is a great college/young person town
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: Samus Aran on August 28, 2013, 03:59:28 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on August 28, 2013, 03:57:19 PM
people definitely call it San Francisco; maybe not the people that live there but still


what

i'm confused did you accidentally type out the whole thing when you meant to say San Fran

anyway i've seriously never heard people say San Fran except in very rare isolated instances lol
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: ME## on August 28, 2013, 04:00:37 PM
Quote from: Naoto Shirogane on August 28, 2013, 03:59:28 PM
what

i'm confused did you accidentally type out the whole thing when you meant to say San Fran

anyway i've seriously never heard people say San Fran except in very rare isolated instances lol
it's probably a case of autocorrect
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: silvertone on August 28, 2013, 04:05:34 PM
Quote from: Naoto Shirogane on August 28, 2013, 03:59:28 PM
what

i'm confused did you accidentally type out the whole thing when you meant to say San Fran

anyway i've seriously never heard people say San Fran except in very rare isolated instances lol
not surpirse as is the dude read message from california suspicious inttelct being average of his kind not to under within the post
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: Nyerp on August 28, 2013, 04:08:58 PM
Why is life?
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: chainsaw unicorn on August 28, 2013, 05:21:20 PM
On the topic of the whole San Fran/San Francisco thing, people in NYC rarely call the city "Big Apple". If you say Big Apple in NYC, you might as well write "I'm a tourist" on your forehead

Also when we say "the city" we almost always mean Downtown/Midtown Manhattan
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: silvertone on August 28, 2013, 05:22:15 PM
i thought the big apple was applebees
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on August 28, 2013, 05:33:20 PM
no one calls minneapolis the mini apple
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on August 28, 2013, 05:34:18 PM
Quote from: Andria on August 28, 2013, 03:04:49 PM
I'm going to hell 5thgrade;
why?
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on August 28, 2013, 08:03:33 PM
Quote from: silvertone on August 28, 2013, 05:22:15 PM
i thought the big apple was applebees
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: strongbad on August 28, 2013, 10:55:14 PM
@skylark
how are you liking newly living in chicago?
i'm planning on moving in with a good friend of mine who lives there after i graduate next fall
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: piano moths on August 28, 2013, 11:30:42 PM
Quote from: udderfailure on August 28, 2013, 10:55:14 PM
@skylark
how are you liking newly living in chicago?
i'm planning on moving in with a good friend of mine who lives there after i graduate next fall


I like it a lot so far but I'm thinking of moving to Washington after my lease is up haha. I'm gonna have more money soon cus I'm gonna start serving soon and it'll be more fun w more money
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: ?????? on August 29, 2013, 03:10:00 AM
i made out with my crush today
at 2 something am when we got kicked out of his friend's home
i kissed him a  goodbye
we cuddled on coney island beach and ate taco bell
idk how to feel about him
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: YPrrrr on August 29, 2013, 08:20:34 AM
Nothing as awkward as when you kiss someone goodbye and then end up at the same taco bell
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: ?????? on August 29, 2013, 10:17:31 AM
Quote from: YPR Classic on August 29, 2013, 08:20:34 AM
Nothing as awkward as when you kiss someone goodbye and then end up at the same taco bell
the taco bell was before
and i can't even remember that post i made
i was really drunk
he's a nervous type, like, his shoulders look frozen
at least i learned from him that i'm really socially capable!!
it was kind of embarrassing to hear him force conversation onto his director friend
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: YPrrrr on August 29, 2013, 11:36:42 AM
Quote from: K L U X on August 29, 2013, 10:17:31 AM
the taco bell was before
and i can't even remember that post i made
i was really drunk
he's a nervous type, like, his shoulders look frozen
at least i learned from him that i'm really socially capable!!
it was kind of embarrassing to hear him force conversation onto his director friend

Did he use stock dialogue too. Like things people are supposed to say that require no thought and make them soundlike an extra from a movie
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: ?????? on August 29, 2013, 08:42:23 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on August 29, 2013, 11:36:42 AM
Did he use stock dialogue too. Like things people are supposed to say that require no thought and make them soundlike an extra from a movie
yeah
with smiles
it was cringe-worthy
he's not my crush anymore because im disillusioned lol
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on August 29, 2013, 08:45:54 PM
The daily schtick.
The in and out, illiterately.
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: YPrrrr on August 29, 2013, 08:53:49 PM
Quote from: K L U X on August 29, 2013, 08:42:23 PM
yeah
with smiles
it was cringe-worthy
he's not my crush anymore because im disillusioned lol
Yeah... that always kind of turns me off in the moment

I don't think anyone can meet your standards though n_u
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: ?????? on August 29, 2013, 09:12:14 PM
i don't really have high standards
just for myself <3

my ex (his name was larry) was perfect, except that he was closeted and thought going to the army was a good idea
he was aloof, low key, cuddly, possessive and shy and monogamous
why are those traits so goddamn fucking hard to find in others
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: Hiro on August 29, 2013, 09:43:53 PM
Quote from: K L U X on August 29, 2013, 09:12:14 PM
i don't really have high standards
just for myself <3

my ex (his name was larry) was perfect, except that he was closeted and thought going to the army was a good idea
he was aloof, low key, cuddly, possessive and shy and monogamous
why are those traits so goddamn fucking hard to find in others
i think i have those traits
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: YPrrrr on August 29, 2013, 10:06:05 PM
Quote from: K L U X on August 29, 2013, 09:12:14 PM
i don't really have high standards
just for myself <3

my ex (his name was larry) was perfect, except that he was closeted and thought going to the army was a good idea
he was aloof, low key, cuddly, possessive and shy and monogamous
why are those traits so goddamn fucking hard to find in others
I now know why you frequent boyah
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: ?????? on August 29, 2013, 11:45:17 PM
a lot of straight guys have those traits
girls are so lucky

all the faggots i know are concerned about ambition and success and status
what ever happened with the fear of god

i just want a lazy fag so we can wake up and stay in bed cuddling for hours
i'm so nostalgic for them :<


Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: YPrrrr on August 30, 2013, 06:11:14 AM
Quote from: K L U X on August 29, 2013, 11:45:17 PM
a lot of straight guys have those traits
girls are so lucky

all the faggots i know are concerned about ambition and success and status
what ever happened with the fear of god

i just want a lazy fag so we can wake up and stay in bed cuddling for hours
i'm so nostalgic for them :<



so the whole clucky is a girl thing wasn't so far off base
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: Nyerp on August 30, 2013, 10:20:37 AM
Lazy Fag Club
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: ME## on August 30, 2013, 11:17:40 AM
Quote from: Fuck on August 30, 2013, 10:20:37 AM
Lazy Fag Club
I'm a co-founder of this
Title: Re: How is life?
Post by: Zach on September 01, 2013, 11:40:48 PM
I'm still going to college and will probably continue to go to college for the foreseeable future until I wise up and quit wasting money.

I don't even play video games anymore except for the occasional couple of matches of FIFA.