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Started by Andria, August 22, 2013, 08:08:14 AM

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silvertone


The Hand That Fisted Everyone

Quote from: K L U X on August 23, 2013, 06:08:44 PM
you and your binary, dichotomous thinking disgusts me
also socks does more crime than i do lol
i'm pretty sure even classictyler is more murderous than i am
how can u do more crime than urself??

Mando Pandango

I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it. He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat. The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones. They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it. I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. {We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?} I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

??????

Quote from: Alison Goldfrapp on August 23, 2013, 09:32:45 PM
Clucky, you need to talk to your psychiatrist because it sounds like you are developing more signs of mania.
my friends said the same thing because i spent a lot of money so quickly and wanted to pack a lot of things in a day
i just feel so wonderful and energetic as of late
why does society hate me ;o(

also i can never be socks
he is a very elegant dandy and i'm just too dirty and careless

silvertone

a Lil paranoid that everyone knows Ure Secret???

??????

whats my secret
~*~*~**~

Snowy


chainsaw unicorn

I like this Clucky guy, I've been here a week and I can already tell that he's the centerfold of this place
I'm obnoxious, motherfucka can't you tell
Run through Little Havana yelling 'Viva Fidel'
Jerking off at the sheets when I stay at hotels
Drinking Bacardi at AA meetings, smoking a L
I'm broke as hell my attitude is no good
Like working for white people after watching rosewood
So I'm a mercenary, I don't care how I get richer
Like American companies that did business with Hitler

YPrrrr

Quote from: chainsaw unicorn on August 24, 2013, 07:31:15 AM
I like this Clucky guy, I've been here a week and I can already tell that he's the centerfold of this place
poty

strongbad

Quote from: chainsaw unicorn on August 24, 2013, 07:31:15 AM
I like this Clucky guy, I've been here a week and I can already tell that he's the centerfold of this place

No I am



















Lol

silvertone

Quote from: chainsaw unicorn on August 24, 2013, 07:31:15 AM
I like this Clucky guy, I've been here a week and I can already tell that he's the centerfold of this place
clucky owns.

Snowy

Quote from: chainsaw unicorn on August 24, 2013, 07:31:15 AM
I like this Clucky guy, I've been here a week and I can already tell that he's the centerfold of this place
lmao

The Hand That Fisted Everyone

Quote from: chainsaw unicorn on August 24, 2013, 07:31:15 AM
I like this Clucky guy, I've been here a week and I can already tell that he's the centerfold of this place
is boyah full of narcissists who hate each other or are we all the construct of a narcicisst who hates himself

ME##


strongbad


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