i have serious issues talking to girls, help me fix this
Have you tried being gay? Girls like that
Try using sign language.
you should try talking at girls instead.
Quote from: NPR on February 06, 2012, 12:01:54 PM
Have you tried being gay? Girls like that
please, that's hard awdood;
Quote from: Dovydas on February 06, 2012, 12:03:58 PM
please, that's hard awdood;
Hm... well have you tried telling them that you have lots of money confuseddood;
I was in public and saw this girl with an amazing rack and was staring then I went and touched them a bit and she freaked out. What is wrong with women? Can't they just appreciate the attention that they are being given?
It's like, no wonder I'm alone. Girls are just stupid
Show them how good you are at math, bro.
Quote from: NPR on February 06, 2012, 12:04:43 PM
Hm... well have you tried telling them that you have lots of money confuseddood;
i have a lot of bitcoins...?
Quote from: Echo Weiss on February 06, 2012, 12:06:01 PM
I was in public and saw this girl with an amazing rack and was staring then I went and touched them a bit and she freaked out. What is wrong with women? Can't they just appreciate the attention that they are being given?
It's like, no wonder I'm alone. Girls are just stupid
they like it when you're more up front about groping them in publick
One of my girl friends just got a crock pot. Needles to say, I will be hanging out with her a lot more from now on
When you talk to girls they ignore you. But when you ignore them they talk to you.
Quote from: Dovydas on February 06, 2012, 12:07:37 PM
i have a lot of bitcoins...?
they like it when you're more up front about groping them in publick
I was. I just walked up to her and plunged my hands into her shirt. She still freaked out.
Bitches right?
Quote from: Echo Weiss on February 06, 2012, 12:12:35 PM
I was. I just walked up to her and plunged my hands into her shirt. She still freaked out.
Bitches right?
hos indeed
i was talking to a girl im interested in and she asked me what my hobbies are, then after I mentioned watching yuri eroge and hentai she asked what those are (wow dumb why would you not know what those are) so i explained it and showed her one
but she hasn't talked to me since that for about a week or so idk what's up with her
Quote from: bluaki on February 06, 2012, 12:22:00 PM
i was talking to a girl im interested in and she asked me what my hobbies are, then after I mentioned watching yuri eroge and hentai she asked what those are (wow dumb why would you not know what those are) so i explained it and showed her one
but she hasn't talked to me since that for about a week or so idk what's up with her
clearly you are too high class for her. If I were herher I would have made out with you instantly. Girls clearly know nothing
call her a slut.
I hear girls go out with you after you call her that
>hungry
>drive over to mcdonalds drive-thru
>order 5th big mac of the day w/ extra large diet coke and fries
>pay at pay window, no problems
>pull up to next window
>it's a girl
>get nervous
>start to piss my pants but manage to hold most of it in
>entire crotch area is still stained
>girl notices this as she hands me my drink
>she looks bewildered
>grab drink from her disgusting hand with the painted fingernails
>still nervous, grab the drink too hard
>the lid pops off and it pours all over my pants
>stupid bitch quickly stuffs a bunch of napkins in my face while saying things like "oh my god!"
>manage to squeak out a "th-th-th-th-thanks"
>sit there for 5 minutes as she watches me dab up my soaking pants
>people behind me start to get pissed, start honking
>yell at them to shut the fuck up
>dumb whore is just looking annoyed now, typical bitch
>she's gotten me another drink and i say i don't want it anymore
>cunt turns around to get my order
>pants are fucking freezing
>squeeze myself out of them and boxers as quickly as possible
>bitch comes back and sees my tiny, coke-soaked dick
>screams, holding her hand to her mouth
>"JUST HAND OVER THE DAMN BAG"
>she does this without a second thought
>i accidentally set the scorching hot bottom of the bag on my balls
>flip out and send the bag flying
>its contents all fly out all over the car
>fries all over the dashboard
>bic mac lands squarely on my penis
>hot buns and patties lying on my thighs
>ketchup, mustard, onions etc. all over my dick and balls
>it's hot so i desperately try to bend over and lick off what i can
>filthy cunt just stands there staring, nearly crying
>i'm like "fuck this" and flip her off saying "T-T-TERRIBLE SERVICE"
>hit the gas
>come home and hose down my groin outside
>come inside, hastily swing open the door to my mother's basement, slam it shut, and waddle down to my computer to type this
What the flying fuck is wrong with women?
no spaghetti???
sounds more like a gri problem
i got tha rap patrol on gat patrol
Quote from: ikanaide on February 06, 2012, 01:36:56 PM
i got tha rap patrol on gat patrol
Lol this just made my day.
i read this as "gri problems general"
WHY HAVEN'T YOU GUYS FIGURED THIS OUT YET. akudood;
YOU IGNORE THE ONES WHO DO TALK TO YOU.
Quote from: FAMY2 on February 06, 2012, 02:22:42 PM
WHY HAVEN'T YOU GUYS FIGURED THIS OUT YET. akudood;
YOU IGNORE THE ONES WHO DO TALK TO YOU.
it sadly goes both ways :(
THIS IS THE BEST THREAD I LOVE YOU BOYAH
Quote from: applesauce on February 06, 2012, 03:24:37 PM
THIS IS THE BEST THREAD I LOVE YOU BOYAH
you're welcome giggle;
I'm glad this thread isn't a girl, otherwise I'd have to ignore it.
On that note, I'm ignoring all of you.
Quote from: Echo Weiss on February 06, 2012, 03:25:45 PM
you're welcome giggle;
lubdoods;
fuck I mean I even love nyerp's post.
like. a lot. O_0
Quote from: Echo Weiss on February 06, 2012, 02:24:57 PM
it sadly goes both ways :(
You are one of the few girls I love. lubdoods;
Quote from: FAMY2 on February 06, 2012, 03:43:06 PM
You are one of the few girls I love. lubdoods;
giggle; awww I love you too
Quote from: Socks on February 06, 2012, 12:08:56 PM
When you talk to girls they ignore you. But when you ignore them they talk to you.
i like the way they smell.
Quote from: Hippopo on February 06, 2012, 04:27:58 PM
Yes but the key is that you gotta listen, with your eyes that is, and exude, how shall I put this, the epitome. Yeah.
Has some post on the first page of this thread been deleted? confuseddood;
Also, I feel like I think too seriously about my posts even in a thread like this >_<'
Quote from: bluaki on February 06, 2012, 05:57:00 PM
Has some post on the first page of this thread been deleted? confuseddood;
Also, I feel like I think too seriously about my posts even in a thread like this >_<'
I'm fairly sure some have. I am not sure why
wat do when girl w/ bf likes you and you like her
and she is considering leaving him but he is so gentle saddood;
Quote from: steal on February 06, 2012, 06:43:30 PM
depends, how long have they been together??
About a year I think... yeahhhh
Quote from: steal on February 06, 2012, 06:33:02 PM
wat do when girl likes you and you don't like her back
[spoiler]she is attractive[/spoiler]
I dunno, avoid alone time with her that could possible be misconstrued as romantic interest? Movies, coffee, etc?
Maybe that's too much
why are you posting actual girl problems
stop
Quote from: NPR on February 06, 2012, 06:38:43 PM
wat do when girl w/ bf likes you and you like her
and she is considering leaving him but he is so gentle saddood;
I just appreciate the moment. The other night, a buddy's girl zipped up my coat and did the little collar thing and then creased out my shoulders and pronounced, with a cheeky smile, 'that now I was ready for the elements'. I stared in her eyes and said all that I wanted to, and proceeded out the door.
Quote from: Socks on February 06, 2012, 06:51:12 PM
I just appreciate the moment. The other night, a buddy's girl zipped up my coat and did the little collar thing and then creased out my shoulders and pronounced, with a cheeky smile, 'that now I was ready for the elements'. I stared in her eyes and said all that I wanted to, and proceeded out the door.
I suppose that is true. I will just enjoy her company and come what may
Quote from: Nyerp on February 06, 2012, 06:50:22 PM
why are you posting actual girl problems
stop
Any post is a good post today
I need something to generate quota dammit
i got rejected by a girl last night lol
Quote from: steal on February 06, 2012, 07:11:25 PM
but i mean yeah i would avoid pursuing the lady with the long time bf at all costs, that will not end well.
yeah. I would feel horrible about doing that
Quote from: Snowy on February 06, 2012, 07:05:11 PM
I just got rejected. 5thgrade;
Fuck women. goodjob;
of course you're going to get rejected if you flat out "ask her out", you need to start talking with her daily
My experience: If you have to ask about how to ask a girl out, you should not. Unless you enjoy falling flat on your face
>womyn
Why don't you try talking to me? I'm kinda a girl...It'll be practice!!
Quote from: kougraducky on February 06, 2012, 08:11:03 PM
Why don't you try talking to me? I'm kinda a girl...It'll be practice!!
he just wants to feel your tities. the talking bit is a front, a means, don't fall for it.
Once I asked a girl out.
Just once.
Never.
Again.
Quote from: Hippopo on February 06, 2012, 08:16:32 PM
Once I asked a girl out.
Just once.
Never.
Again.
that's how I felt after I asked my first girl out. BoyBoy was that a shitty day. The answer was entirely unexpected. Then it literally rained on me the moment I walked out of the door
Quote from: Hippopo on February 06, 2012, 08:16:32 PM
Once I asked a girl out.
Just once.
Never.
Again.
once a girl asked me out confuseddood;
HE'S ADDICTED TO BOOBIES
Quote from: Nyerp on February 06, 2012, 01:30:51 PM
[spoiler]>hungry
>drive over to mcdonalds drive-thru
>order 5th big mac of the day w/ extra large diet coke and fries
>pay at pay window, no problems
>pull up to next window
>it's a girl
>get nervous
>start to piss my pants but manage to hold most of it in
>entire crotch area is still stained
>girl notices this as she hands me my drink
>she looks bewildered
>grab drink from her disgusting hand with the painted fingernails
>still nervous, grab the drink too hard
>the lid pops off and it pours all over my pants
>stupid bitch quickly stuffs a bunch of napkins in my face while saying things like "oh my god!"
>manage to squeak out a "th-th-th-th-thanks"
>sit there for 5 minutes as she watches me dab up my soaking pants
>people behind me start to get pissed, start honking
>yell at them to shut the fuck up
>dumb whore is just looking annoyed now, typical bitch
>she's gotten me another drink and i say i don't want it anymore
>cunt turns around to get my order
>pants are fucking freezing
>squeeze myself out of them and boxers as quickly as possible
>bitch comes back and sees my tiny, coke-soaked dick
>screams, holding her hand to her mouth
>"JUST HAND OVER THE DAMN BAG"
>she does this without a second thought
>i accidentally set the scorching hot bottom of the bag on my balls
>flip out and send the bag flying
>its contents all fly out all over the car
>fries all over the dashboard
>bic mac lands squarely on my penis
>hot buns and patties lying on my thighs
>ketchup, mustard, onions etc. all over my dick and balls
>it's hot so i desperately try to bend over and lick off what i can
>filthy cunt just stands there staring, nearly crying
>i'm like "fuck this" and flip her off saying "T-T-TERRIBLE SERVICE"
>hit the gas
>come home and hose down my groin outside
>come inside, hastily swing open the door to my mother's basement, slam it shut, and waddle down to my computer to type this[/spoiler]
What the flying fuck is wrong with women?
i laughed until i cried
i cried until i laughed
Quote from: Dovydas on February 06, 2012, 08:21:03 PM
once a girl asked me out confuseddood;
only weird girls asked me out in school
Quote from: Kaz on February 06, 2012, 08:46:10 PM
only weird girls asked me out in school
she wasn't weird lol confuseddood;
Quote from: Kaz on February 06, 2012, 08:46:10 PM
only weird girls asked me out in school
same, so I immediately rejected giggle;
Quote from: Kaz on February 06, 2012, 08:46:10 PM
only weird girls asked me out in school
Only douchebags asked me out in high school.
I talked to a girl twice for like five minutes in high school aand she "fell in love" with me. Then she told me via very obviously giving me a massive letter as I got off. That was the first time I was ever asked out girl;
Quote from: bluaki on February 06, 2012, 08:53:03 PM
same, so I immediately rejected giggle;
i didn't immediately reject, i thought about it for a while every time (three times)
Quote from: Echo Weiss on February 06, 2012, 10:40:52 PM
I talked to a girl twice for like five minutes in high school aand she "fell in love" with me. Then she told me via very obviously giving me a massive letter as I got off. That was the first time I was ever asked out girl;
Not too different from this, my first time was from somebody who I hardly recognized and didn't remember ever talking to before. She simply stopped me as I walked by a path I followed daily (near buses just after classes ended) and asked me out, only to get in return a shy and quiet yet slightly rushed denial
That's actually the only time I specifically remember of being asked out, but I feel like there were maybe 1 or 2 others in high school that I don't remember for some reason. Or maybe they just showed an interest in me and didn't ask me out.
Quote from: Echo Weiss on February 06, 2012, 10:40:52 PM
Then she told me via very obviously giving me a massive letter as I got off.
Quote from: Echo Weiss on February 06, 2012, 10:40:52 PM
as I got off.
...confuseddood;
...yes;?
Quote from: Nyerp on February 07, 2012, 12:21:22 AM
...confuseddood;
...yes;?
Of course. She was, after all, very obviously giving him a massive "letter" sillydood;
i've never been asked out 5thgrade;
Quote from: bluaki on February 07, 2012, 12:38:11 AM
Of course. She was, after all, very obviously giving him a massive "letter" sillydood;
I got a massive letter just from reading his post.
that feel when i was never really rejected
[spoiler]Although there were times I was interested in a girl and they'd pull me along for a few weeks only to end up mentioning their boyfriend. akudood;[/spoiler]
[spoiler]And then there were issues with creepy girls wanting me a lot in elementary school and early high school[/spoiler]
I'd say I'm more of the rejecter type and not the rejectee type.
Quote from: Thyme on February 07, 2012, 05:36:45 AM
i've never been asked out 5thgrade;
Thyme, honey, go out with me? O_0
I've been asked out twice, accepted once. Asked someone out and was rejected once.
I am constantly rejecting fat girls ;_;
I now share
I rejected a number of attractive young women in high school, I asked the school to dance (()) One thing, including Asia as my backyard ( akudood; akudood;), I feel the quality just is not high enough
I only asked Apple's ex-girlfriend, out of junior high who did not ask anyone
once in like 7th grade this obese mexican girl who
- I had never seen
- didn't even speak english
had her friend come ask me out for her while she waved from a distance akudood; akudood; akudood;
You guys are making thyme cry!!!
boyah's the only place that rejects me cry;
Quote from: Clucky on February 07, 2012, 09:48:00 PM
boyah's the only place that rejects me cry;
Hey baby, wanna go out?
Quote from: Clucky on February 07, 2012, 09:48:00 PM
boyah's the only place that rejects me cry;
This is not true.
girls like me a lot, but i'm pretty lonely a lot of the time anyways for silly human reasons. I just need to embrace the ecstasy that is my life and have lots of girl friends.
Quote from: eeeeeee on February 08, 2012, 08:19:15 AM
girls like me a lot, but i'm pretty lonely a lot of the time anyways for silly human reasons. I just need to embrace the ecstasy that is my life and have lots of girl friends.
skylark, will you go out with me?
Quote from: eeeeeee on February 08, 2012, 08:19:15 AM
girls like me a lot, but i'm pretty lonely a lot of the time anyways for silly human reasons. I just need to embrace the ecstasy that is my life and have lots of girl friends.
I have almost NO female friends...I want more!!
I was in choir in high school, so I have a lot of friends that are girls. Aw yeah.
Quote from: kougraducky on February 08, 2012, 08:44:06 AM
I have almost NO female friends...I want more!!
Count me in. n_n
Quote from: FAMY2 on February 10, 2012, 10:03:12 AM
Count me in. n_n
you're everybody's friend, i can't see her forgetting you awdood;
Quote from: Dovydas on February 10, 2012, 01:38:32 PM
you're everybody's friend, i can't see her forgetting you awdood;
idk. sometimes I feel like a wall flower. >_<'
I told you any thread about girl problems would be a hit girl;
Quote from: FAMY2 on February 11, 2012, 10:45:34 AM
idk. sometimes I feel like a wall flower. >_<'
the prettiest and most visible of the wallflowers giggle;
Quote from: Echo Weiss on February 11, 2012, 10:48:04 AM
the prettiest and most visible of the wallflowers giggle;
Marry me. lubdoods;
am I the only one who is oblivious to when you should start a conversation with a girl? Like I was at this art thing and two girls kept looking at me and I kind of wanted to talk to them but I didn't want to approach them and then they weren't looking at me.
idk i am bad at girl
Wave at them or something. baddood;
I had a girlfriend for a month, bitches be crazy though, you know. So I broke it off before I got in too deep, felt great. Now I'm into somebody else and I don't know how to pursue her. It's all good though, I could stand being forever alone for a while. Gonna play some vidya, watch some animu, and nigga it up untied from a girl this summer
How come all of the girls I want seem to enjoy torturing me with this sort of opposition to things and philosophy when I've got nothing to do with it and offer my whole heart? Imagine a forcefield around a magnet, that repells and attracts, that is what they are like. And I find it so beautiful every time.