girl problems general!

[Travis]

I do

for a goood long time

[YPrrrr]

My experience: If you have to ask about how to ask a girl out, you should not. Unless you enjoy falling flat on your face

[Classic]

>womyn

[kougraducky]

Why don't you try talking to me? I'm kinda a girl...It'll be practice!!

[Socks]

Why don't you try talking to me? I'm kinda a girl...It'll be practice!!

he just wants to feel your tities. the talking bit is a front, a means, don't fall for it.

[Hippopo]

Once I asked a girl out.

Just once.

Never.

Again.

[Andria]

Once I asked a girl out.

Just once.

Never.

Again.

that's how I felt after I asked my first girl out. BoyBoy was that a shitty day. The answer was entirely unexpected. Then it literally rained on me the moment I walked out of the door

[ME##]

Once I asked a girl out.

Just once.

Never.

Again.

once a girl asked me out 

[Classic]

HE'S ADDICTED TO BOOBIES

[Kalahari Inkantation]

[spoiler]>hungry
>drive over to mcdonalds drive-thru
>order 5th big mac of the day w/ extra large diet coke and fries
>pay at pay window, no problems
>pull up to next window
>it's a girl
>get nervous
>start to piss my pants but manage to hold most of it in
>entire crotch area is still stained
>girl notices this as she hands me my drink
>she looks bewildered
>grab drink from her disgusting hand with the painted fingernails
>still nervous, grab the drink too hard
>the lid pops off and it pours all over my pants
>stupid bitch quickly stuffs a bunch of napkins in my face while saying things like "oh my god!"
>manage to squeak out a "th-th-th-th-thanks"
>sit there for 5 minutes as she watches me dab up my soaking pants
>people behind me start to get pissed, start honking
>yell at them to shut the fuck up
>dumb whore is just looking annoyed now, typical bitch
>she's gotten me another drink and i say i don't want it anymore
>cunt turns around to get my order
>pants are fucking freezing
>squeeze myself out of them and boxers as quickly as possible
>bitch comes back and sees my tiny, coke-soaked dick
>screams, holding her hand to her mouth
>"JUST HAND OVER THE DAMN BAG"
>she does this without a second thought
>i accidentally set the scorching hot bottom of the bag on my balls
>flip out and send the bag flying
>its contents all fly out all over the car
>fries all over the dashboard
>bic mac lands squarely on my penis
>hot buns and patties lying on my thighs
>ketchup, mustard, onions etc. all over my dick and balls
>it's hot so i desperately try to bend over and lick off what i can
>filthy cunt just stands there staring, nearly crying
>i'm like "fuck this" and flip her off saying "T-T-TERRIBLE SERVICE"
>hit the gas
>come home and hose down my groin outside
>come inside, hastily swing open the door to my mother's basement, slam it shut, and waddle down to my computer to type this[/spoiler]

What the flying fuck is wrong with women?

i laughed until i cried

[Travis]

i cried until i laughed

[Samus Aran]

once a girl asked me out  

only weird girls asked me out in school

[ME##]

only weird girls asked me out in school

she wasn't weird lol 

[Travis]

she wasn't weird lol 

did u get pusy??!?

[bluaki]

only weird girls asked me out in school

same, so I immediately rejected