girl problems general!

[Commander Fuckass]

call her a slut. 
I hear girls go out with you after you call her that

[Samus Aran]

Needles to say

Heh.

[Nyerp]

>hungry
>drive over to mcdonalds drive-thru
>order 5th big mac of the day w/ extra large diet coke and fries
>pay at pay window, no problems
>pull up to next window
>it's a girl
>get nervous
>start to piss my pants but manage to hold most of it in
>entire crotch area is still stained
>girl notices this as she hands me my drink
>she looks bewildered
>grab drink from her disgusting hand with the painted fingernails
>still nervous, grab the drink too hard
>the lid pops off and it pours all over my pants
>stupid bitch quickly stuffs a bunch of napkins in my face while saying things like "oh my god!"
>manage to squeak out a "th-th-th-th-thanks"
>sit there for 5 minutes as she watches me dab up my soaking pants
>people behind me start to get pissed, start honking
>yell at them to shut the fuck up
>dumb whore is just looking annoyed now, typical bitch
>she's gotten me another drink and i say i don't want it anymore
>cunt turns around to get my order
>pants are fucking freezing
>squeeze myself out of them and boxers as quickly as possible
>bitch comes back and sees my tiny, coke-soaked dick
>screams, holding her hand to her mouth
>"JUST HAND OVER THE DAMN BAG"
>she does this without a second thought
>i accidentally set the scorching hot bottom of the bag on my balls
>flip out and send the bag flying
>its contents all fly out all over the car
>fries all over the dashboard
>bic mac lands squarely on my penis
>hot buns and patties lying on my thighs
>ketchup, mustard, onions etc. all over my dick and balls
>it's hot so i desperately try to bend over and lick off what i can
>filthy cunt just stands there staring, nearly crying
>i'm like "fuck this" and flip her off saying "T-T-TERRIBLE SERVICE"
>hit the gas
>come home and hose down my groin outside
>come inside, hastily swing open the door to my mother's basement, slam it shut, and waddle down to my computer to type this

What the flying fuck is wrong with women?

[ME##]

no spaghetti???

[Samus Aran]

sounds more like a gri problem

[ikanaide]

i got tha rap patrol on gat patrol

[Socks]

i got tha rap patrol on gat patrol

Lol this just made my day.

[PLEASEHELP1991]

i read this as "gri problems general"

[FAMY2]

WHY HAVEN'T YOU GUYS FIGURED THIS OUT YET.   

YOU IGNORE THE ONES WHO DO TALK TO YOU.

[Andria]

WHY HAVEN'T YOU GUYS FIGURED THIS OUT YET.   

YOU IGNORE THE ONES WHO DO TALK TO YOU.

it sadly goes both ways

[applesauce]

THIS IS THE BEST THREAD I LOVE YOU BOYAH

[Andria]

THIS IS THE BEST THREAD I LOVE YOU BOYAH

you're welcome 

[Cosmic Ada]

I'm glad this thread isn't a girl, otherwise I'd have to ignore it.

On that note, I'm ignoring all of you.

[applesauce]

you're welcome 

fuck I mean I even love nyerp's post.

like. a lot. 

[FAMY2]

it sadly goes both ways

You are one of the few girls I love.