we've all been there
are you sure it was your own dick yes;
yeah I can't even count how many people's dicks I have woken up and found sitting in my hand
well if you just mean falling asleep, sure
Quote from: Twilight Echo on December 28, 2011, 11:08:39 AM
yeah I can't even count how many people's dicks I have woken up and found sitting in my hand
i know right
it just happens when i never expect it. like i was walking into work the other day, i put out my hand to shake hands and boom theres a dick in hand and i just passed out dunno what happened
Quote from: Trevor on December 28, 2011, 11:16:03 AM
i know right
it just happens when i never expect it. like i was walking into work the other day, i put out my hand to shake hands and boom theres a dick in hand and i just passed out dunno what happened
I think dick may be our kryptonite
Quote from: Trevor on December 28, 2011, 11:16:03 AM
i know right
it just happens when i never expect it. like i was walking into work the other day, i put out my hand to shake hands and boom theres a dick in hand and i just passed out dunno what happened
Quote from: Twilight Echo on December 28, 2011, 11:08:39 AM
yeah I can't even count how many people's dicks I have woken up and found sitting in my hand
Quote from: Twilight Echo on December 28, 2011, 01:08:36 PM
I think dick may be our kryptonite
I highly Doubt these posts contain absolute Truth.
I do this.. like daily.
Come move in with me Hippo. n_u
This doesn't happen to me very often confuseddood;
sometimes i find dicks to be absolutely repulsive
Quote from: Himu on December 28, 2011, 07:06:51 PM
sometimes i find dicks to be absolutely repulsive
they kind of are n_u
My penis is beautiful.
Quote from: Himu on December 28, 2011, 07:06:51 PM
sometimes i find dicks to be absolutely repulsive
sometimes i find genitalia in general to be absolutely repulsive
but mostly i just think penises look ridiculous, in a funny way. especially when flaccid.
floppy jiggly dicks
just hitting me in the face, like when you eat a banana and the peel is like...flap, flap, flap
where's that video of jmv eating a banana
idk penises just seem to look/smell/taste unpleasant
although i've seen my share of nasty vaginas
i think me deleted
Quote from: Himu on December 28, 2011, 08:46:27 PM
idk penises just seem to look/smell/taste unpleasant
i don't have enough experience to agree or disagree with that n_u
[spoiler]yet[/spoiler]
I don't think my penis smells; I wash it.
and it should only really taste like skin.
Even as somebody who both dislikes having one and is exclusively attracted to people lacking them, I don't consider penises particularly repulsive girl;
it kinda has a sweaty salt taste
which i guess is like skin, but still not very pleasant. at least not to me.
I always thought the vagina looked like a space alien mouth, and every time I see one I kind of don't want to put my penis in it.
Quote from: N o t S i d on December 28, 2011, 09:03:36 PM
I always thought the vagina looked like a space alien mouth, and every time I see one I kind of don't want to put my penis in it.
there are some vaginas that are just begging to have a penis in them
like this one
nsfw obviously
[spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/FSaAl.jpg[/spoiler]
Quote from: Twilight Echo on December 28, 2011, 09:12:39 PM
there are some vaginas that are just begging to have a penis in them
like this one
nsfw obviously
[spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/FSaAl.jpg[/spoiler]
that's a pretty nice one, but would be even nicer if those outer lips were fatter so you don't even see the inner ones at all
guess i'm just a sucker for really young-looking ones
I'm not even familiar enough with vaginas to know what I'd want mine to look like
but that's apparently a choice I'll have to make if I ever get one n_n
get one that can shoot ping pongs out of itself
Quote from: Azunyan on December 28, 2011, 09:24:24 PM
that's a pretty nice one, but would be even nicer if those outer lips were fatter so you don't even see the inner ones at all
guess i'm just a sucker for really young-looking ones
Pedophile baddood;
Quote from: N o t S i d on December 28, 2011, 09:31:53 PM
get one that can shoot ping pongs out of itself
awdood;
I'd probably go for something like what echo posted, I guess
jesus christ
HEY
THIS THREAD IS ABOUT PENISES, KEEP ON TOPIC
Boyah is so straight that we derailed a thread about penises to vaginas? huhdoodame;
I blame Echo girl;
Passing out with a vagina in my hand
sometimes i wish i could have a penis. at least for a day.
(http://nerdymermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/penis_costume.jpg)
Quote from: Himu on December 28, 2011, 09:50:22 PM
sometimes i wish i could have a penis. at least for a day.
let's trade for a day lubdoods;
Vaginas are fun.