passing out with a dick in hand

[LCK]

we've all been there

[Nyerp]

are you sure it was your own dick

[Andria]

yeah I can't even count how many people's dicks I have woken up and found sitting in my hand

[Samus Aran]

well if you just mean falling asleep, sure

[LCK]

yeah I can't even count how many people's dicks I have woken up and found sitting in my hand

i know right
it just happens when i never expect it. like i was walking into work the other day, i put out my hand to shake hands and boom theres a dick in hand and i just passed out dunno what happened

[Andria]

i know right
it just happens when i never expect it. like i was walking into work the other day, i put out my hand to shake hands and boom theres a dick in hand and i just passed out dunno what happened

I think dick may be our kryptonite

[silvertone]

i know right
it just happens when i never expect it. like i was walking into work the other day, i put out my hand to shake hands and boom theres a dick in hand and i just passed out dunno what happened

yeah I can't even count how many people's dicks I have woken up and found sitting in my hand

I think dick may be our kryptonite

I highly Doubt these posts contain absolute Truth.

[Hippopo]

I do this.. like daily.

[Classic]

Come move in with me Hippo. 

[bluaki]

This doesn't happen to me very often

[Himu]

sometimes i find dicks to be absolutely repulsive

[YPrrrr]

sometimes i find dicks to be absolutely repulsive

they kind of are

[Daddy]

My penis is beautiful.

[Classic]

My penis is beautiful.

qft

[Samus Aran]

sometimes i find dicks to be absolutely repulsive

sometimes i find genitalia in general to be absolutely repulsive

but mostly i just think penises look ridiculous, in a funny way. especially when flaccid.