passing out with a dick in hand

[Daddy]

floppy jiggly dicks

[Samus Aran]

just hitting me in the face, like when you eat a banana and the peel is like...flap, flap, flap

[Kalahari Inkantation]

where's that video of jmv eating a banana

[Himu]

idk penises just seem to look/smell/taste unpleasant

although i've seen my share of nasty vaginas

[Daddy]

i think me deleted

[Samus Aran]

idk penises just seem to look/smell/taste unpleasant

i don't have enough experience to agree or disagree with that

[spoiler]yet[/spoiler]

[Daddy]

I don't think my penis smells; I wash it.


and it should only really taste like skin.

[bluaki]

Even as somebody who both dislikes having one and is exclusively attracted to people lacking them, I don't consider penises particularly repulsive

[Himu]

it kinda has a sweaty salt taste

which i guess is like skin, but still not very pleasant.  at least not to me.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

I always thought the vagina looked like a space alien mouth, and every time I see one I kind of don't want to put my penis in it.

[Andria]

I always thought the vagina looked like a space alien mouth, and every time I see one I kind of don't want to put my penis in it.

there are some vaginas that are just begging to have a penis in them

like this one
nsfw obviously
[spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/FSaAl.jpg[/spoiler]

[Samus Aran]

there are some vaginas that are just begging to have a penis in them

like this one
nsfw obviously
[spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/FSaAl.jpg[/spoiler]

that's a pretty nice one, but would be even nicer if those outer lips were fatter so you don't even see the inner ones at all

guess i'm just a sucker for really young-looking ones

[bluaki]

I'm not even familiar enough with vaginas to know what I'd want mine to look like

but that's apparently a choice I'll have to make if I ever get one

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

get one that can shoot ping pongs out of itself

[Andria]

that's a pretty nice one, but would be even nicer if those outer lips were fatter so you don't even see the inner ones at all

guess i'm just a sucker for really young-looking ones

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