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Poll
Question: Do you still do this?
Option 1: Yes votes: 12
Option 2: No votes: 1
Title: Masturbratron
Post by: ????? on October 19, 2011, 10:26:47 PM
I stopped this after my sophomore year of high school.
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: Samus Aran on October 19, 2011, 10:27:44 PM
why would i ever quit

there's no reason for me not to do it considering it's healthy and it feels good and it's an easy stress reliever lol
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: ????? on October 19, 2011, 10:29:07 PM
I hate the feeling after you finish. You have to clean up and sometimes it gets all over your fingers and your ears... it's just problematic. Waiting for Masturbratron 2.0, hoping it'll iron out all the kinks.
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: snoorkel on October 19, 2011, 10:29:43 PM
why... would you stop masturbating? befuddlement

I have sex regularly and still masturbate now and then

Quote from: â,â,,-â,¨â,ªâ, on October 19, 2011, 10:29:07 PM
I hate the feeling after you finish. You have to clean up and sometimes it gets all over your fingers and your ears... it's just problematic. Waiting for Masturbratron 2.0, hoping it'll iron out all the kinks.


you're doing it wrong
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: Samus Aran on October 19, 2011, 10:30:18 PM
Quote from: â,â,,-â,¨â,ªâ, on October 19, 2011, 10:29:07 PM
I hate the feeling after you finish. You have to clean up and sometimes it gets all over your fingers and your ears... it's just problematic. Waiting for Masturbratron 2.0, hoping it'll iron out all the kinks.


iron out the kinks? hell, i'm hoping there'll be more kinks
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: bluaki on October 19, 2011, 10:30:45 PM
masturbratron? confuseddood;
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: ????? on October 19, 2011, 10:32:45 PM
Quote from: Makise Kurisu on October 19, 2011, 10:30:45 PM
masturbratron? confuseddood;


(http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2009/12/rosie.jpg)

Quote from: Reisen on October 19, 2011, 10:30:18 PM
iron out the kinks? hell, i'm hoping there'll be more kinks


That's pretty kinky yes;
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on October 19, 2011, 10:35:10 PM
ten times a night
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: Samus Aran on October 19, 2011, 10:36:05 PM
the kinks are a good band btw
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: ????? on October 19, 2011, 10:38:15 PM
Quote from: Reisen on October 19, 2011, 10:36:05 PM
the kinks are a good band btw


They're okay.
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: snoorkel on October 19, 2011, 10:39:27 PM
Quote from: Reisen on October 19, 2011, 10:36:05 PM
the kinks are a good band btw


only lola versus powerman and the moneygoround.
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: Mando Pandango on October 19, 2011, 10:42:16 PM
Quote from: â,â,,-â,¨â,ªâ, on October 19, 2011, 10:29:07 PM
ears

what
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: ????? on October 19, 2011, 10:43:42 PM
Quote from: ポãƒ--ã,·ã,¯ãƒ«ã®ç"· on October 19, 2011, 10:42:16 PM
what


The things on the sides of face.
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: snoorkel on October 19, 2011, 10:45:15 PM
Quote from: ポãƒ--ã,·ã,¯ãƒ«ã®ç"· on October 19, 2011, 10:42:16 PM
what


some people are into that thing where you jack it on your back and watch it fly up and splatter down on your face and chest, applesauce has talked about it.
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: ????? on October 19, 2011, 10:46:48 PM
Quote from: vziard on October 19, 2011, 10:45:15 PM
some people are into that thing where you jack it on your back and watch it fly up and splatter down on your face and chest, applesauce has talked about it.


this
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: Samus Aran on October 19, 2011, 10:49:52 PM
Quote from: vziard on October 19, 2011, 10:39:27 PM
only lola versus powerman and the moneygoround.


what no dude

"something else by the kinks" seriously grows on you man

(although waterloo sunset was already mandatory to enjoy from that album)
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: ????? on October 19, 2011, 10:50:29 PM
Quote from: Reisen on October 19, 2011, 10:49:52 PM
what no dude

"something else by the kinks" seriously grows on you man

(although waterloo sunset was already mandatory to enjoy from that album)


Less music, more masturbratron.
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: snoorkel on October 19, 2011, 10:51:30 PM
Quote from: Reisen on October 19, 2011, 10:49:52 PM
what no dude

"something else by the kinks" seriously grows on you man

(although waterloo sunset was already mandatory to enjoy from that album)


well alright, I like american music anyway  baddood;

Quote from: â,â,,-â,¨â,ªâ, on October 19, 2011, 10:50:29 PM
Less music, more masturbratron.


masturbation = music?
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: ????? on October 19, 2011, 10:52:04 PM
Quote from: vziard on October 19, 2011, 10:51:30 PM
masturbation = music?



fapfapfapfap

it's a subset of dubstep
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: applesauce on October 20, 2011, 01:06:58 AM
Quote from: vziard on October 19, 2011, 10:45:15 PM
some people are into that thing where you jack it on your back and watch it fly up and splatter down on your face and chest, applesauce has talked about it.


Its not that I'm particularly into this-- I just don't do anything to prevent it n
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: snoorkel on October 20, 2011, 01:15:38 AM
it's like the idea of covering your [redacted] with something while you [redacted] has never occurred to you guys. what is your other hand doing, flailing around in the air as you shriek and violently convulse, suddenly there's cum on your face and you have no idea what happened?
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: Mando Pandango on October 20, 2011, 01:17:46 AM
I can honestly say I've never gotten cum anywhere near my face.
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on October 20, 2011, 01:44:28 AM
Quote from: ポãƒ--ã,·ã,¯ãƒ«ã®ç"· on October 20, 2011, 01:17:46 AM
I can honestly say I've never gotten cum anywhere near my face.
I'm the exact opposite, I'm can't seem to keep my cum from your face.
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: FAMY2 on October 20, 2011, 04:30:49 AM
Quote from: N o t S i d on October 20, 2011, 01:44:28 AM
I'm the exact opposite, I'm can't seem to keep my cum from your face.

lewd    :)
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on October 20, 2011, 07:05:39 AM
PENIS SHAPED BAR POLL RESULTS
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: Classic on October 20, 2011, 07:47:01 AM
This is hot. I demand all the males take off their clothes and show me how they do it.
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: Nyerp on October 20, 2011, 10:36:50 AM
but i already did it 6 times today...
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: piano moths on October 20, 2011, 10:42:53 AM
Not my game
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: ME## on October 20, 2011, 10:45:13 AM
Quote from: Sakamoto on October 20, 2011, 10:36:50 AM
but i already did it 6 times today...

oh dear...  >_<'
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: silvertone on October 20, 2011, 01:24:46 PM
MasterBroTron
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: YPrrrr on October 20, 2011, 01:28:15 PM
Unfortunately, I usually wish I hadn't awdood;
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 20, 2011, 01:48:29 PM
I remember when YPR was a good Catholic boy. tomatoes;
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: silvertone on October 20, 2011, 01:51:16 PM
Quote from: vziard on October 19, 2011, 10:39:27 PM
only lola versus powerman and the moneygoround.


(http://www.honeykennedy.com/content/uploads/2011/06/honey-kennedy-the-kinks-village-green-lp.jpg)
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: YPrrrr on October 20, 2011, 01:52:02 PM
Quote from: Tectrika on October 20, 2011, 01:48:29 PM
I remember when YPR was a good Catholic boy. tomatoes;
I still feel guilt smithicide;
Title: Re: Masturbratron
Post by: ????? on October 20, 2011, 05:10:28 PM
Quote from: Yip Yipper on October 20, 2011, 01:28:15 PM
Unfortunately, I usually wish I hadn't awdood;


Because you have to get it out of your hair?