Masturbratron

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I stopped this after my sophomore year of high school.

[Samus Aran]

why would i ever quit

there's no reason for me not to do it considering it's healthy and it feels good and it's an easy stress reliever lol

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I hate the feeling after you finish. You have to clean up and sometimes it gets all over your fingers and your ears... it's just problematic. Waiting for Masturbratron 2.0, hoping it'll iron out all the kinks.

[snoorkel]

why... would you stop masturbating?

I have sex regularly and still masturbate now and then

I hate the feeling after you finish. You have to clean up and sometimes it gets all over your fingers and your ears... it's just problematic. Waiting for Masturbratron 2.0, hoping it'll iron out all the kinks.

you're doing it wrong

[Samus Aran]

I hate the feeling after you finish. You have to clean up and sometimes it gets all over your fingers and your ears... it's just problematic. Waiting for Masturbratron 2.0, hoping it'll iron out all the kinks.

iron out the kinks? hell, i'm hoping there'll be more kinks

[bluaki]

masturbratron?

[?????]

masturbratron?

iron out the kinks? hell, i'm hoping there'll be more kinks

That's pretty kinky

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

ten times a night

[Samus Aran]

the kinks are a good band btw

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the kinks are a good band btw

They're okay.

[snoorkel]

the kinks are a good band btw

only lola versus powerman and the moneygoround.

[Mando Pandango]

ears

what

[?????]

what

The things on the sides of face.

[snoorkel]

what

some people are into that thing where you jack it on your back and watch it fly up and splatter down on your face and chest, applesauce has talked about it.

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some people are into that thing where you jack it on your back and watch it fly up and splatter down on your face and chest, applesauce has talked about it.

this