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Started by ?????, October 19, 2011, 10:26:47 PM

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Do you still do this?

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?????

October 19, 2011, 10:26:47 PM
I stopped this after my sophomore year of high school.
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Samus Aran

October 19, 2011, 10:27:44 PM #1
why would i ever quit

there's no reason for me not to do it considering it's healthy and it feels good and it's an easy stress reliever lol

?????

October 19, 2011, 10:29:07 PM #2
I hate the feeling after you finish. You have to clean up and sometimes it gets all over your fingers and your ears... it's just problematic. Waiting for Masturbratron 2.0, hoping it'll iron out all the kinks.
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snoorkel

October 19, 2011, 10:29:43 PM #3
why... would you stop masturbating? befuddlement

I have sex regularly and still masturbate now and then

Quote from: ,,,-,,, on October 19, 2011, 10:29:07 PM
I hate the feeling after you finish. You have to clean up and sometimes it gets all over your fingers and your ears... it's just problematic. Waiting for Masturbratron 2.0, hoping it'll iron out all the kinks.


you're doing it wrong

Samus Aran

October 19, 2011, 10:30:18 PM #4
Quote from: ,,,-,,, on October 19, 2011, 10:29:07 PM
I hate the feeling after you finish. You have to clean up and sometimes it gets all over your fingers and your ears... it's just problematic. Waiting for Masturbratron 2.0, hoping it'll iron out all the kinks.


iron out the kinks? hell, i'm hoping there'll be more kinks

bluaki

October 19, 2011, 10:30:45 PM #5
masturbratron? confuseddood;

?????

October 19, 2011, 10:32:45 PM #6
Quote from: Makise Kurisu on October 19, 2011, 10:30:45 PM
masturbratron? confuseddood;




Quote from: Reisen on October 19, 2011, 10:30:18 PM
iron out the kinks? hell, i'm hoping there'll be more kinks


That's pretty kinky yes;
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The Hand That Fisted Everyone

October 19, 2011, 10:35:10 PM #7
ten times a night

Samus Aran

October 19, 2011, 10:36:05 PM #8
the kinks are a good band btw

?????

October 19, 2011, 10:38:15 PM #9
Quote from: Reisen on October 19, 2011, 10:36:05 PM
the kinks are a good band btw


They're okay.
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snoorkel

October 19, 2011, 10:39:27 PM #10
Quote from: Reisen on October 19, 2011, 10:36:05 PM
the kinks are a good band btw


only lola versus powerman and the moneygoround.

Mando Pandango

October 19, 2011, 10:42:16 PM #11
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

?????

October 19, 2011, 10:43:42 PM #12
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snoorkel

October 19, 2011, 10:45:15 PM #13
Quote from: ポ--,,ルの" on October 19, 2011, 10:42:16 PM
what


some people are into that thing where you jack it on your back and watch it fly up and splatter down on your face and chest, applesauce has talked about it.

?????

October 19, 2011, 10:46:48 PM #14
Quote from: vziard on October 19, 2011, 10:45:15 PM
some people are into that thing where you jack it on your back and watch it fly up and splatter down on your face and chest, applesauce has talked about it.


this
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