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Title: addictions
Post by: snoorkel on October 12, 2011, 07:02:16 PM
post about your addictions. maybe get some sympathy from fellow boyager addicts. drugs, sex, porn, food, pain, killing, anything counts.

Sometimes I have a problem with nicotine smithicide; I blame boredom
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on October 12, 2011, 07:04:50 PM
Quote from: vziard on October 12, 2011, 07:02:16 PM
post about your addictions. maybe get some sympathy from fellow boyager addicts. drugs, sex, porn, food, pain, killing, anything counts.

Sometimes I have a problem with nicotine smithicide; I blame boredom


If it's cigarettes, chew on toothpicks.
You'll probably go through a tube a day, but it beats the alternative. And twiddle pens or drumsticks too.
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: snoorkel on October 12, 2011, 07:11:05 PM
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on October 12, 2011, 07:04:50 PM
If it's cigarettes, chew on toothpicks.
You'll probably go through a tube a day, but it beats the alternative. And twiddle pens or drumsticks too.


It's not an oral/manual fixation thing for me, I just give in to feeling something different a little too easily. ie I smoke cigs for the buzz. I've gotten it down to ~4 really lite camels per day recently so I'm close.
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: Hiro on October 12, 2011, 07:30:52 PM
internetlol
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: Commander Fuckass on October 12, 2011, 07:31:57 PM
pornlol
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: silvertone on October 12, 2011, 07:32:51 PM
My Addiction is breaking the law and doing crimes.
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on October 12, 2011, 07:34:30 PM
boyah
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: YPrrrr on October 12, 2011, 07:50:51 PM
Q-tipping my ears almost any time I am in the bathroom myface;
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: snoorkel on October 12, 2011, 07:53:40 PM
Quote from: Yip Yipper on October 12, 2011, 07:50:51 PM
Q-tipping my ears almost any time I am in the bathroom myface;


oh god @________________@ sometimes so itchy never stops so itchy how make go away @_______________@
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: YPrrrr on October 12, 2011, 07:55:03 PM
Quote from: vziard on October 12, 2011, 07:53:40 PM
oh god @________________@ sometimes so itchy never stops so itchy how make go away @_______________@
Q-tips hocuspocus;

I dash them under water usually so they don't scratch but they're not wet enough to dampen my ears. ... I'm odd
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: snoorkel on October 12, 2011, 07:56:56 PM
Quote from: Yip Yipper on October 12, 2011, 07:55:03 PM
Q-tips hocuspocus;

I dash them under water usually so they don't scratch but they're not wet enough to dampen my ears. ... I'm odd


yes I do exactly the same thing I like noting how sometimes it's harder to get into one ear and sometimes the other @__________@  but the itching never stops even if you go inside the mouth in the very top back corner where the ear is on the other side fuck how do you get it to stop fucking sunflower kernels so good but so much itching @___________@
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on October 12, 2011, 07:57:33 PM
Quote from: Yip Yipper on October 12, 2011, 07:55:03 PM
Q-tips hocuspocus;

I dash them under water usually so they don't scratch but they're not wet enough to dampen my ears. ... I'm odd


My god. I thought I was the only one.
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: YPrrrr on October 12, 2011, 07:59:31 PM
Quote from: vziard on October 12, 2011, 07:56:56 PM
yes I do exactly the same thing I like noting how sometimes it's harder to get into one ear and sometimes the other @__________@  but the itching never stops even if you go inside the mouth in the very top back corner where the ear is on the other side fuck how do you get it to stop fucking sunflower kernels so good but so much itching @___________@
sunflower kernels? I'm lost now huhdoodame;
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on October 12, 2011, 07:57:33 PM
My god. I thought I was the only one.
I am so glad to have found my long lost brother of cotton swabbing
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: Socks on October 12, 2011, 08:17:30 PM
Leading multiple lives and being slightly different people. :( Why can't we be friends?
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 12, 2011, 08:21:17 PM
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on October 12, 2011, 07:57:33 PM
My god. I thought I was the only one.


...i thought everybody did this befuddlement
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: YPrrrr on October 12, 2011, 08:24:10 PM
Quote from: Tectrika on October 12, 2011, 08:21:17 PM
...i thought everybody did this befuddlement
Everyone uses multiple Q-tips a day? I don't know, I go through a huge box in just a few months
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: Nyerp on October 12, 2011, 08:37:05 PM
i like to sound my [glow=black,2,300]      [/glow] with q-tips

sometimes it's hard to stop :(
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: YPrrrr on October 12, 2011, 08:39:52 PM
Quote from: Sakamoto on October 12, 2011, 08:37:05 PM
i like to sound my [glow=black,2,300]      [/glow] with q-tips

sometimes it's hard to stop :(
There is no object in this sentence :|
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: Mando Pandango on October 12, 2011, 08:41:14 PM
I only q-tip my ears every month or so but I run it under water when I do it if that's what we're discussing.
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: snoorkel on October 12, 2011, 08:43:15 PM
We're talking about q-tip ear cleaning addiction
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 12, 2011, 09:39:41 PM
Quote from: ポ--,,ルの" on October 12, 2011, 08:41:14 PM
I only q-tip my ears every month or so but I run it under water when I do it if that's what we're discussing.


yeah that's what i thought

Quote from: vziard on October 12, 2011, 08:43:15 PM
We're talking about q-tip ear cleaning addiction


oh

anyway i'm addicted to checking the stats page :(
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on October 12, 2011, 09:41:15 PM
Quote from: Tectrika on October 12, 2011, 09:39:41 PM
anyway i'm addicted to checking the stats page :(
the first step is admitting you have a problem
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on October 12, 2011, 09:41:48 PM
FUCKING STAR CRUNCH

I ATE THIRTY THE WEEKEND WE WATCHED AKIRA
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: Hippopo on October 12, 2011, 09:48:19 PM
I use a q-tip about once every four to six to seven months.  doodthing;
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: Nyerp on October 12, 2011, 09:48:59 PM
Quote from: Hippopo on October 12, 2011, 09:48:19 PM
I use a q-tip about once every four to six to seven months.  doodthing;


ew
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: Hippopo on October 12, 2011, 09:50:14 PM
Quote from: Sakamoto on October 12, 2011, 09:48:59 PM
ew
Am I gross?
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: YPrrrr on October 12, 2011, 09:51:14 PM
Technically you're not supposed to use them in your ears at all, but oh god the wax myface;
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: Mando Pandango on October 12, 2011, 09:51:26 PM
My use of earbuds makes me acutely aware of how filthy my ears are.

And earwax buildup isn't really a big deal, it's just a good feel to clean a lot of it out.
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: Hippopo on October 12, 2011, 09:55:03 PM
Quote from: Yip Yipper on October 12, 2011, 09:51:14 PM
Technically you're not supposed to use them in your ears at all, but oh god the wax myface;
I just used one for the first time since summer started, and I got one flake of earwax from both ears.

Either I don't produce earwax, the wax has cemented onto my ear, or I don't know how to use a q-tip.
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: Mando Pandango on October 12, 2011, 09:56:32 PM
Wet it with water, stick it deep in your ear canal (just before it gets uncomfortable), swirl a bit, then pull out

repeat with other side in other ear
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on October 12, 2011, 09:57:47 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHHJ25CMigI[/youtube]
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: Hippopo on October 12, 2011, 10:04:45 PM
Quote from: N o t S i d on October 12, 2011, 09:57:47 PM


Oh. my. god.

Did you see what was in that??

That was in her skull.  On just one side.

I WANT THIS DONE.
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: snoorkel on October 12, 2011, 10:26:49 PM
Quote from: N o t S i d on October 12, 2011, 09:57:47 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHHJ25CMigI[/youtube]


I am cumming
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on October 12, 2011, 10:28:09 PM
i am addicted to sadcore and dream pop.  O_0
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on October 12, 2011, 10:29:21 PM
I have had this done to me before. it was wonderful.

you can buy ear candles at your local hippie store.

but be careful when you do this, have someone with you, and make sure that the candle is slightly tilted lest the ear wax fall down the candle and singe itself to your eardrum

and add drops of olive oil or whatever to your ears before hand, it helps with something i can't remember what.
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: piano moths on October 12, 2011, 11:06:36 PM
weed addict

jk jk jk i don't think i have any.
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: YPrrrr on October 12, 2011, 11:29:33 PM
Also Robot Unicorn Attack... sadly
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: ?????? on October 13, 2011, 12:21:11 PM
lying,
creating identities,
stealing,
my own misery,
pain,
picking my gums,
picking my skin,
chewing my nails,
pulling my hair,
rocking back and forth

also i thought ear candleling was bullshit
DID QUACKWATCH LIE TO ME

but i did get my earwax flushed out some weeks ago
the amount of wax in my ear was as large as my entire pinky
IT LOOKED LIKE A ROTTEN TWIG
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: Hiro on October 13, 2011, 12:32:46 PM
Quote from: Clucky on October 13, 2011, 12:21:11 PM
also i thought ear candleling was bullshit
DID QUACKWATCH LIE TO ME

but i did get my earwax flushed out some weeks ago
the amount of wax in my ear was as large as my entire pinky
IT LOOKED LIKE A ROTTEN TWIG
what method did you use? that sounds like a shitload oh god  O_0
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: silvertone on October 13, 2011, 01:04:34 PM
use propane instead of a Candle it is better for the environment and more efficient
Title: Re: addictions
Post by: snoorkel on October 13, 2011, 01:23:49 PM
Quote from: silvertone on October 13, 2011, 01:04:34 PM
use propane instead of a Candle it is better for the environment and more efficient


propane and propane accessories.