hocuspocus;
um, no i can't say that i have... goowan
yeah
a mushroom stamp right to the forehead
y[glow=black,2,300]w[/glow]o[glow=black,2,300]h[/glow]u[glow=black,2,300]o[/glow]r m[glow=black,2,300]a[/glow]o[glow=black,2,300]w[/glow]m[glow=black,2,300]o[/glow]'[glow=black,2,300]w[/glow]s f[glow=black,2,300]l[/glow]a[glow=black,2,300]o[/glow]c[glow=black,2,300]l[/glow]e
Yes, but it was my naked girlfriend and she was looking the other way...
Boyah, I thought you couldn't surprise me anymore
I was wrong :(
[spoiler]And no, I haven't [/spoiler]
Quote from: YPR on August 10, 2011, 02:48:40 PM
Yes, but it was my naked girlfriend and she was looking the other way...
Always fun.
Quote from: Snowy Deluxe on August 10, 2011, 02:46:50 PM
Did you honestly not know about "mollywop"? goowan
honestly.
Every time I come on boyah
I just learned the term "mollywop" the other day... I always just went with cockslap
i laughed goowan
Quote from: Suigintou on August 10, 2011, 02:44:49 PM
i learned a new, useful word today
me too giggle;
Quote from: Tri4se on August 10, 2011, 02:45:13 PM
mushroom stamp
...oh god ew goowan
[spoiler]another new, useful term giggle;[/spoiler]
I really doubt it
I, however, went to Catholic school so I'm constantly surprised goowan
Quote from: Snowy Deluxe on August 10, 2011, 02:56:38 PM
How about the rusty trumpet? goowan
i think everyone knows that one
[spoiler]also, ew[/spoiler]
Quote from: Tectrika on August 10, 2011, 02:58:41 PM
i screamed
(http://boyah.net/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=2256;type=avatar)
Quote from: Suigintou on August 10, 2011, 02:59:14 PM
(http://boyah.net/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=2256;type=avatar)
I imagined him receiving a rusty trumpet
Quote from: Snowy Deluxe on August 10, 2011, 02:58:51 PM
The angry pirate?! gimpdood;
lol what the hell goowan
Quote from: Suigintou on August 10, 2011, 02:59:14 PM
(http://boyah.net/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=2256;type=avatar)
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/9819/dealwithit.png)
Anybody want an Arabian Sandstorm?
well, speaking of terminology
[spoiler]i'm a grower smithicide;[/spoiler]
Quote from: Tri4se on August 10, 2011, 03:02:21 PM
Anybody want an Arabian Sandstorm?
(http://boyah.net/forums/Smileys/default/ugly.gif)
why did i look that up oh my god
Quote from: Thyme on August 10, 2011, 03:02:44 PM
well, speaking of terminology
[spoiler]i'm a grower smithicide;[/spoiler]
Quote from: Snowy Deluxe on August 10, 2011, 03:03:46 PM
As am. >.<
That's not horrible. Anytime you have to take a public shower with people just make sure and have an erection. No one will make fun of your size. bassir;
Quote from: Thyme on August 10, 2011, 03:02:44 PM
well, speaking of terminology
[spoiler]i'm a grower smithicide;[/spoiler]
me too
i guess
How about A Hitler Handshake???
Or a Pol Pot Penis Pound.
Quote from: Maester86 on August 10, 2011, 03:05:11 PM
why did i look that up oh my god
it just
had to involve fucking [glow=black,2,300]
farting[/glow] didn't it smithicide;
Well a flaccid dick isn't of much use anyway...
er, to others anyway n_u
I remember looking through the dictionary with my best friend showing him what fellatio/cunnilingus were. Good times.
Quote from: Thyme on August 10, 2011, 03:07:43 PM
it just had to involve fucking [glow=black,2,300]farting[/glow] didn't it smithicide;
i laughed at the set-up of this post goowan
Quote from: Tectrika on August 10, 2011, 03:10:58 PM
i laughed at the set-up of this post goowan
i'm a professional poster spam;
also
Quote1. facesitting
when a beautful female sits her luscious ass down on a male's face (sometimes on females too)...in femdom and sm practices. sometimes just for fun, but can also be part of breath control/suffocation play
hhnnnggg dat description RUB IT
Quote from: Thyme on August 10, 2011, 03:07:43 PM
it just had to involve fucking [glow=black,2,300]farting[/glow] didn't it smithicide;
god, it's so horrifying to imagine it myface;
know what i like the best?
cakefarts.
I know a cat named cake, but I do not know a cat named cakefarts.
Quote from: Thyme on August 10, 2011, 03:13:45 PM
hhnnnggg dat description RUB IT
Then comes the Arabian sandstorm. RUB IT
Quote from: Tectrika on August 10, 2011, 03:20:51 PM
>google
>there's a video
i fucking vomited
well yeah, i was quoting it n_u
I'm into facesitting 5thgrade;
the fact that there are terms for these things, let alone you people knowing about them, is disgusting
Quote from: Squid Girl on August 10, 2011, 03:21:52 PM
I'm into facesitting 5thgrade;
I'd be up to try it at least once 5thgrade;
Quote from: Thyme on August 10, 2011, 03:22:52 PM
me2 5thgrade;
and S&M for that matter 5thgrade;
[spoiler]iactuallydolikesmbutnotfacesitting[/spoiler]
Quote from: Squid Girl on August 10, 2011, 03:24:07 PM
and S&M for that matter 5thgrade;
[spoiler]iactuallydolikesmbutnotfacesitting[/spoiler]
Now that's a bridge too far
[spoiler](http://boyah.net/forums/Smileys/default/ugly.gif)[/spoiler]
Quote from: Squid Girl on August 10, 2011, 03:24:07 PM
and S&M for that matter 5thgrade;
[spoiler]iactuallydolikesmbutnotfacesitting[/spoiler]
aw :(
well i'm
not into s&m sillydood;
Quote from: YPR on August 10, 2011, 03:25:15 PM
Now that's a bridge too far
What do bridges have to do with it? baddood;
Quote from: Squid Girl on August 10, 2011, 03:25:59 PM
What do bridges have to do with it? baddood;
I just felt like referencing the movie whilst voicing my distaste for s&m n_u
Quote from: Squid Girl on August 10, 2011, 03:25:59 PM
What do bridges have to do with it? baddood;
well, you could make someone get into a bridge position and balance a lit candle while you whip them
i'm only into m&g
Quote from: Suigintou on August 10, 2011, 03:27:25 PM
well, you could make someone get into a bridge position and balance a lit candle while you whip them
wow rude
Quote from: Maester86 on August 10, 2011, 03:27:40 PM
i'm only into m&g
maps & geography? befuddlement
Quote from: YPR on August 10, 2011, 03:26:54 PM
I just felt like referencing the movie whilst voicing my distaste for s&m n_u
your loss baddood;
Quote from: Suigintou on August 10, 2011, 03:27:25 PM
well, you could make someone get into a bridge position and balance a lit candle while you whip them
that is true...
[move]oh wow fuck you aubrey[/move]
mario and goomba hardcore action
Quote from: Thyme on August 10, 2011, 03:28:31 PM
maps & geography? befuddlement
mittens & gloves? befuddlement
Quote from: Suigintou on August 10, 2011, 03:27:25 PM
well, you could make someone get into a bridge position and balance a lit candle while you whip them
Or you could sound them with a candle and watch their horror as melted candle wax is forced into their urethra and engulfs and hardens around their prostate. :3
(http://gunshowcomic.com/comics/20090319.png)
Quote from: Thyme on August 10, 2011, 03:28:52 PM
[move]oh wow fuck you aubrey[/move]
whatd I do
Quote from: Tectrika on August 10, 2011, 03:32:13 PM
Or you could sound them with a candle and watch their horror as melted candle wax is forced into their urethra and engulfs and hardens around their prostate. :3
I don't think you can reach the prostate via the urethra... but dear god myface;
Quote from: Tectrika on August 10, 2011, 03:32:13 PM
Or you could sound them with a candle and watch their horror as melted candle wax is forced into their urethra and engulfs and hardens around their prostate. :3
but
but
bridges
Quote from: YPR on August 10, 2011, 03:32:56 PM
whatd I do
you
posted the same joke i made right before me madood;
Quote from: YPR on August 10, 2011, 03:32:56 PM
I don't think you can reach the prostate via the urethra... but dear god myface;
true, but it might harden
inside their prostate
even better tomatoes;
Quote from: Suigintou on August 10, 2011, 03:34:24 PM
but
but
bridges
They could be in the bridge position for that too. girl;
2far, aaron
2far
Quote from: Thyme on August 10, 2011, 03:34:46 PM
you posted the same joke i made right before me madood;
Oh... great minds girl;
Quote from: Tectrika on August 10, 2011, 03:35:00 PM
true, but it might harden inside their prostate
even better tomatoes;
I barely made it past this section of Guts myface;
Quote from: Tectrika on August 10, 2011, 03:35:00 PM
true, but it might harden inside their prostate
even better tomatoes;
[spoiler=nsfw](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a1/Prostatelead.jpg)[/spoiler]
you are a mad genius
sex while planking
Quote from: Snowy Deluxe on August 10, 2011, 04:03:24 PM
I'm gonna make sure I houdini my girl. ;)
Quote1. houdini
As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face.
okay this one's p. [glow=black,2,300]amusing[/glow] kewndood;
Quote from: Snowy Deluxe on August 10, 2011, 04:16:40 PM
I couldn't stop laughing at "baby yoghurt" giggle;
i laughed at that too giggle;
Quote from: Thyme on August 10, 2011, 04:07:02 PM
okay this one's p. [glow=black,2,300]amusing[/glow] kewndood;
oh god I hope vulpix doesn't read this thread
yes;
why do our threads about sex always get so many replies so quickly
do i even need to ask this question
Quote from: Nyerp on August 10, 2011, 04:23:34 PM
do i even need to ask this question
of course you do, it makes for even more posts hocuspocus;
I wonder if we would have such a large cockslapping conversation with girls about
i don't have an answer nyerp but here's a post anyway
Quote from: YPR on August 10, 2011, 04:25:41 PM
I wonder if we would have such a large cockslapping conversation with girls about
i think we still would
Quote from: YPR on August 10, 2011, 04:25:41 PM
I wonder if we would have such a large cockslapping conversation with girls about
it'd probably be larger. EUB IT
Quote from: Maester86 on August 10, 2011, 04:26:37 PM
it'd probably be larger. EUB IT
Yes. They'd reply too. n_u
we used to talk about sex more when there WERE girls here goowan
do i need to bring up HAAAAAAAAMS?
Quote from: YPR on August 10, 2011, 04:25:41 PM
I wonder if we would have such a large cockslapping conversation with girls about
We've had topics like these in the past when there were girls. n_u
Quote from: Snowy Deluxe on August 10, 2011, 04:29:22 PM
What would be stopping us? sillydood;
And what the fuck is hams
HAAAMS is the moan that hime makes whilst pleasuring herself
Quote from: Suigintou on August 10, 2011, 04:30:44 PM
HAAAMS is the moan that hime makes whilst pleasuring herself
I did not know that. sillydood;
Quote from: Snowy Deluxe on August 10, 2011, 04:29:22 PM
What would be stopping us? sillydood;
And what the fuck is hams
http://boyah.net/forums/index.php/topic,11293.0.html
Yes, Hime certainly does make some interesting noises. befuddlement
Quote from: Himu on August 07, 2007, 07:30:17 PM
I mean wha(http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/87/haaaaaaaamsdw6.png)ts so amazing about seeing me panting and breathing hard as my brea(http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/87/haaaaaaaamsdw6.png)sts rise up and down from my heavy breathing as I moan with one hand fondling my hard nipples and the other (http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/87/haaaaaaaamsdw6.png)one fondli(http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/87/haaaaaaaamsdw6.png)ng my vagina? And I start to puddle, whimper, and gas(http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/87/haaaaaaaamsdw6.png)p, as I feel a pleasuring sensation? Who cares?
i was going to post this quote but then tec posted the thread but i don't give a shit i'm still posting this anyway
never baddood;
Quote from: Snowy Deluxe on August 10, 2011, 08:27:40 PM
Not even a dirty Korean? confuseddood;
hey fuck you asshole
HAAAAMS