have you ever gotten the urge to slap something with your dick

[Samus Aran]

 

[ME##]

um, no i can't say that i have...

[Samus Aran]

mollywop

i learned a new, useful word today

[Tri4se]

yeah

a mushroom stamp right to the forehead

[Nyerp]

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[YPrrrr]

Yes, but it was my naked girlfriend and she was looking the other way...

[don't let's]

Boyah, I thought you couldn't surprise me anymore

I was wrong

[spoiler]And no, I haven't [/spoiler]

[applesauce]

Yes, but it was my naked girlfriend and she was looking the other way...

Always fun.

[Samus Aran]

Did you honestly not know about "mollywop"?

honestly.

[Andria]

Every time I come on boyah

[YPrrrr]

I just learned the term "mollywop" the other day... I always just went with cockslap

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i laughed

i learned a new, useful word today

me too

[Kalahari Inkantation]

mushroom stamp

...oh god ew

[spoiler]another new, useful term [/spoiler]

[YPrrrr]

I really doubt it

I, however, went to Catholic school so I'm constantly surprised

[Samus Aran]

How about the rusty trumpet?

i think everyone knows that one

[spoiler]also, ew[/spoiler]