have you ever gotten the urge to slap something with your dick

[Tri4se]

I remember looking through the dictionary with my best friend showing him what fellatio/cunnilingus were. Good times.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

it just had to involve fucking [glow=black,2,300]farting[/glow] didn't it

i laughed at the set-up of this post

[Thyme]

i laughed at the set-up of this post

i'm a professional poster

also

1. facesitting
when a beautful female sits her luscious ass down on a male's face (sometimes on females too)...in femdom and sm practices. sometimes just for fun, but can also be part of breath control/suffocation play

hhnnnggg dat description

[ME##]

it just had to involve fucking [glow=black,2,300]farting[/glow] didn't it

god, it's so horrifying to imagine it

[Samus Aran]

know what i like the best?

cakefarts.

[silvertone]

I know a cat named cake, but I do not know a cat named cakefarts.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

hhnnnggg dat description

Then comes the Arabian sandstorm.

[Thyme]

Then comes the Arabian sandstorm.

NO.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

cakefarts.

>google
>there's a video

i fucking vomited

[Samus Aran]

>google
>there's a video

i fucking vomited

well yeah, i was quoting it

[Andria]

I'm into facesitting

[Thyme]

I'm into facesitting

me2

[ME##]

the fact that there are terms for these things, let alone you people knowing about them, is disgusting

[YPrrrr]

I'm into facesitting

I'd be up to try it at least once

[Samus Aran]

I'm into facesitting

i'd try it