have you ever gotten the urge to slap something with your dick

[Kalahari Inkantation]

well, you could make someone get into a bridge position and balance a lit candle while you whip them

Or you could sound them with a candle and watch their horror as melted candle wax is forced into their urethra and engulfs and hardens around their prostate.

[Nyerp]

[YPrrrr]

[move]oh wow fuck you aubrey[/move]

whatd I do

Or you could sound them with a candle and watch their horror as melted candle wax is forced into their urethra and engulfs and hardens around their prostate.

I don't think you can reach the prostate via the urethra... but dear god

[Samus Aran]

Or you could sound them with a candle and watch their horror as melted candle wax is forced into their urethra and engulfs and hardens around their prostate.

but

but

bridges

[Thyme]

whatd I do

you posted the same joke i made right before me

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I don't think you can reach the prostate via the urethra... but dear god

true, but it might harden inside their prostate

even better

[Kalahari Inkantation]

but

but

bridges

They could be in the bridge position for that too.

[Thyme]

2far, aaron

2far

[YPrrrr]

you posted the same joke i made right before me

Oh... great minds

true, but it might harden inside their prostate

even better

I barely made it past this section of Guts

[Tri4se]

true, but it might harden inside their prostate

even better

[spoiler=nsfw][/spoiler]

you are a mad genius

[Nyerp]

sex while planking

[ME##]

sex while planking

sounds p.motionless

[Thyme]

sounds p.motionless

not with a bit of grinding

[YPrrrr]

sex while planking

great for the premature

[Thyme]

I'm gonna make sure I houdini my girl.

1. houdini
As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face.

okay this one's p. [glow=black,2,300]amusing[/glow]