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Poll
Question: BEST PONY
Option 1: Twilight Sparkle votes: 0
Option 2: Pinkie Pie votes: 1
Option 3: Rainbow Dash votes: 2
Option 4: Applejack votes: 2
Option 5: Rarity votes: 1
Option 6: Fluttershy votes: 1
Option 7: I'm too cool to admit that I love this show votes: 0
Title: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: HeroofTime55 on May 13, 2011, 03:33:14 PM
(http://cybernations.64digits.com/forums/Smileys/default/flower.gif)

You fags, this is a great show.  Watch it, you can find it all uploaded to jewtoob by multiple people (and in that form sanctioned by the creators)

It's a great show and you need to watch it.

LINKS:
Review/Analysis:
http://cosmicspacefrog.tumblr.com/post/3997730668/welcome-to-the-herd-whats-this-an-overly-complex
Beginners episode guide - Learn how to make the drug potent for first time use!
http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/6259/viewingchart.jpg
(That guide is somewhat incomplete, doesn't include some of the latest episodes some of which were amazing, but it's fine for getting started)
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Post by: Nyerp on May 13, 2011, 03:34:26 PM
got my rarity blow-up pony and well that's my friday night
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Post by: HeroofTime55 on May 14, 2011, 05:09:33 PM
so 7 months without ponies, gonna be rough, huh guys
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Post by: Nyerp on May 14, 2011, 05:13:39 PM
i'm contemplating killing myself
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Post by: ME## on May 14, 2011, 06:26:24 PM
applejack's number pony fan here
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Post by: HeroofTime55 on May 14, 2011, 08:01:06 PM
i actually can't decide between pinkie pie and fluttershy.  the latter really broke out towards the end of the series.  it's tough.
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Post by: don't let's on May 14, 2011, 08:33:39 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qONwyLxGaM[/youtube]
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Post by: Nyerp on May 14, 2011, 08:35:54 PM
excuse me but what the fuck is that shit? get the hell out of this thread, you are not allowed to be a brony
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Post by: don't let's on May 14, 2011, 08:39:10 PM
A... brony?
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Post by: HeroofTime55 on May 14, 2011, 08:43:50 PM
Quote from: Banned on May 14, 2011, 08:39:10 PM
A... brony?

which incidentally refers to *only* fans of FiM, since there aren't fans of the other versions, since the other versions suck.  so the video you posted has no application to the latest plague.
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Post by: don't let's on May 14, 2011, 08:47:14 PM
Quote from: HeroofTime55 on May 14, 2011, 08:43:50 PM
which incidentally refers to *only* fans of FiM, since there aren't fans of the other versions, since the other versions suck.  so the video you posted has no application to the latest plague.
I don't know, I think there were lots of little girls that liked it along with the toys.
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Post by: Nyerp on May 14, 2011, 08:58:18 PM
little girls don't watch my little pony it's only men in their 20s you silly
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Post by: HeroofTime55 on May 14, 2011, 08:59:18 PM
Quote from: Banned on May 14, 2011, 08:47:14 PM
I don't know, I think there were lots of little girls that liked it along with the toys.
they don't count.  since when have little girls counted towards anything.

Quote from: Yusuke on May 14, 2011, 08:58:18 PM
little girls don't watch my little pony it's only men in their 20s you silly
also this
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Post by: Mando Pandango on May 14, 2011, 11:07:31 PM
The other day when I was out getting a pizza I saw a guy walking his pony. True story.
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Post by: KonohaShinobi on May 15, 2011, 08:36:57 AM
How is Fluttershy not the best Ponies?

my first episode of FiM was the Cutie Mark origins episode, stumbled upon it on HUB early Saturday, heard some about it on /co/ but beyond that I didn't have a clue, after that episode I fell in love, with everything about it.
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Post by: Insani on May 15, 2011, 08:59:46 AM
why do so many people watch this show. :(

I feel sad for humanity and it's future.

that being said this show seems relevant to my interests
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Post by: Nyerp on May 15, 2011, 09:00:56 AM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on May 15, 2011, 08:36:57 AM
How is Fluttershy not the best Ponies?

my first episode of FiM was the Cutie Mark origins episode, stumbled upon it on HUB early Saturday, heard some about it on /co/ but beyond that I didn't have a clue, after that episode I fell in love, with everything about it.


i laughed hard
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 15, 2011, 09:09:45 AM
i mad i can no longer refer to red dead redemption as "ponies" without people thinking i'm talking about this show :( :( :(
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Post by: HeroofTime55 on May 15, 2011, 11:52:21 AM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on May 15, 2011, 08:36:57 AM
How is Fluttershy not the best Ponies?

my first episode of FiM was the Cutie Mark origins episode, stumbled upon it on HUB early Saturday, heard some about it on /co/ but beyond that I didn't have a clue, after that episode I fell in love, with everything about it.

Because Pinkie Pie exists.

I watched the episodes in "order," which means by episode number, since the episodes aren't chronological.  It took a good long while for Fluttershy to really break out for me, to be more than the quiet one in the background, and it was the final episode that sealed the deal.

Still can't decide.
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Post by: HeroofTime55 on May 15, 2011, 11:59:34 AM
Also, all the porn posted on 4chan really hurts Fluttershy's case.

But all the same, some really sexy stuff has also come out of those same bowels:

(http://www.64digits.com/users/HeroofTime55/HumanDashRealish.jpg)
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Post by: KonohaShinobi on May 15, 2011, 12:17:04 PM
I found Pinkie Pie REALLY annoying the first few episodes until the one with Gilda the Griffin when her character was developed more. And Feeling Pinkie Keen was a nice episode that made her more adorable.

And applejack's my 2nd favorite, she does everything for everyone and is truly amazing.

And I didn't get why people always characterized Dash as a lesbian until I put together the tomboy attitude and the rainbow mane, then I got it.
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Post by: Nyerp on May 15, 2011, 12:25:32 PM
idk i masturbate to them all equally
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 15, 2011, 12:40:53 PM
Quote from: Yusuke on May 15, 2011, 12:25:32 PM
idk i masturbate to them all equally


glad i'm not the only one RUB IT
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Post by: HeroofTime55 on May 15, 2011, 01:10:20 PM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on May 15, 2011, 12:17:04 PM
I found Pinkie Pie REALLY annoying the first few episodes until the one with Gilda the Griffin when her character was developed more. And Feeling Pinkie Keen was a nice episode that made her more adorable.

And applejack's my 2nd favorite, she does everything for everyone and is truly amazing.

And I didn't get why people always characterized Dash as a lesbian until I put together the tomboy attitude and the rainbow mane, then I got it.

Really?  I loved the Cloud Cuckoo Lander aspect from the beginning.  I mean, I'll grant that I have raging ADHD and on some vague and silly level I relate to Pinkie Pie.

Feeling Pinkie Keen was good until the end.  The moral given at the end of the show, I found terrible, as the scientist, mathematician, and atheist that I am.  Twilight just gave up and abandoned the search for a reasonable explanation, and just chalked it up as unexplainable.  IMO, a very poor lesson to be teaching little kids.

I don't like Applejack too much...  Not that she is a bad or underdeveloped character, she just doesn't stand out as much as the others, IMO.  But it's a slight difference, because there is no real shallow or bad character on the show, even shitdamn Rarity has quite a degree of depth.  But if I *had* to rank them, Applejack and Rarity would be at the bottom, is what I'm sayin'.  Probably Twilight as well.
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Post by: KonohaShinobi on May 15, 2011, 04:25:34 PM
Quote from: HeroofTime55 on May 15, 2011, 01:10:20 PM
Really?  I loved the Cloud Cuckoo Lander aspect from the beginning.  I mean, I'll grant that I have raging ADHD and on some vague and silly level I relate to Pinkie Pie.

THAT'S WHY I LOVE THIS SHOW
You can relate to these fucking Ponies! That's why my favorite is Flutteryshy, if I don't know you, chances are you will NEVER hear me speak, so I can totally feel how she feels.
Quote from: HeroofTime55 on May 15, 2011, 01:10:20 PM
I don't like Applejack too much...  Not that she is a bad or underdeveloped character, she just doesn't stand out as much as the others, IMO.  But it's a slight difference, because there is no real shallow or bad character on the show, even shitdamn Rarity has quite a degree of depth.  But if I *had* to rank them, Applejack and Rarity would be at the bottom, is what I'm sayin'.  Probably Twilight as well.

I'm not a huge TS fan, but I have a friend who is always in the books just like her, so I feel a connection to her somewhat, but I feel bad about Rarity, she can go places, but Faust hasn't lifted her past "FASHION FASHION MAKEOVER~~~" yet, like she did with Pinkie's bouncing around talking fast stuff from the early episodes.
AJ is the most down to earth pony, she can't fly, isn't a unicorn, and works on a farm for god's sake, and her Cutie Mark story about moving to "Manehattan" the Big Apple, was too cute and very relatable to me at my stage in life, about to move out to college and all that plus, her VA is fantastic with that accent.

So who's your favorite of the CMCs (Cutie Mark Crusaders, Scootaloo, AppleBloom, Sweetie Bell)?
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Post by: Nyerp on May 15, 2011, 05:04:42 PM
jesus christ
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Post by: Insani on May 15, 2011, 06:57:07 PM
JESUS F. BUTTERNUTS

QuoteDEAR HUMANITY,
      I AM WRITING TO YOU TO TELL YOU THAT I HAVE LOST ALL
      FAITH IN YOU AND THE HORRIBLE MANCHILDREN THAT
      YOU HAVE SPAWNED. PLEASE DIE.
                                                               SIGNED, INSANI
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Post by: HeroofTime55 on May 15, 2011, 09:30:30 PM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on May 15, 2011, 04:25:34 PM
THAT'S WHY I LOVE THIS SHOW
You can relate to these fucking Ponies! That's why my favorite is Flutteryshy, if I don't know you, chances are you will NEVER hear me speak, so I can totally feel how she feels.I'm not a huge TS fan, but I have a friend who is always in the books just like her, so I feel a connection to her somewhat, but I feel bad about Rarity, she can go places, but Faust hasn't lifted her past "FASHION FASHION MAKEOVER~~~" yet, like she did with Pinkie's bouncing around talking fast stuff from the early episodes.
AJ is the most down to earth pony, she can't fly, isn't a unicorn, and works on a farm for god's sake, and her Cutie Mark story about moving to "Manehattan" the Big Apple, was too cute and very relatable to me at my stage in life, about to move out to college and all that plus, her VA is fantastic with that accent.

So who's your favorite of the CMCs (Cutie Mark Crusaders, Scootaloo, AppleBloom, Sweetie Bell)?


I don't really like the CMC, the episodes featuring them tend to not be that great. 

If you made me pick, all I can really say is not Sweetie Bell, cause I can't remember her doing anything of value besides being the pretty little girl.  Scootaloo is kinda like a mini Rainbow Dash, and Applebloom is actually used in the plots of some episodes (including non-CMC episodes) so IDK.

And Rarity was given some depth, as vain and "oh look I'm a pretty girl" as she can get at times.  There is depth in there, buried deep and difficult to find, but it's there.  As a note, they could have made her MUCH worse than she is.  And I mean, Suited for Success was a shit episode (I generally hate any musical that isn't being utilized to make fun of Pinkie Pie, but I hate all musicals in general, not just in MLP, with very few exceptions), but at least she owns a shop and makes the fashion herself, not some shallow "oh lets go shopping again" bitch.  And, I mean, you have to have a foil to Applejack.  It generates conflict.
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Post by: HeroofTime55 on May 15, 2011, 09:39:39 PM
Also, Pinkie Pie also used to work on a farm.

A rock farm.

Where they harvested rocks.

It also happens to be the origin story of the entire pony universe.

(I don't think they'd be allowed to portray child labor in an actual mine, but the reference is clear regardless.)
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Post by: Nyerp on May 15, 2011, 11:57:41 PM
spergin' about ponies
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Post by: HeroofTime55 on May 17, 2011, 11:47:09 AM
I believe I've hit the point where I've finally transitioned into being a Brony.

And it feels good, man.

(http://cybernations.64digits.com/forums/Smileys/default/bounce_pinkiepie_up_down_left2.gif)
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Post by: Nyerp on May 17, 2011, 11:51:31 AM
(http://cybernations.64digits.com/forums/Smileys/default/bounce_pinkiepie_up_down_left2.gif)
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Post by: HeroofTime55 on May 17, 2011, 02:28:36 PM
(http://www.64digits.com/users/HeroofTime55/brainfulloffuck.jpg)
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Post by: HeroofTime55 on May 24, 2011, 01:33:39 PM
So the threads on /co/ are full of shit nowadays.
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Post by: Nyerp on May 24, 2011, 02:14:36 PM
they weren't always full of shit? those threads and the constant homestuck threads are the worst things on the board

also what do you expect; now that the season is over all they have left to do is roleplay and write fanfics or something i don't know i stay far away from those shit holes
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Post by: KonohaShinobi on May 27, 2011, 09:43:45 AM
Fuck
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZhUi1jpRis&feature=player_embedded
[/youtube]

Cutest thing I have EVER seen
Bronies term and DJ Pon-3 character canonized

I have never seen a show pay this much attention to it's fans in my life. Where the fuck are the DVDs madood;

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Post by: Nyerp on May 27, 2011, 09:52:17 AM
this just in: YOU'RE FUCKING GAY
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Post by: KonohaShinobi on May 27, 2011, 10:05:32 AM
There's no other way to support the show financially besides buying the toys and the toothpaste and stuff without DVDs.

I kinda want a figure but they all look so, not true to form. I was eyeballing this Fluttershy for a minute in walmart but they use such a drastically different art style for the dolls, I can't do it.
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Post by: Nyerp on May 27, 2011, 10:08:31 AM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on May 27, 2011, 10:05:32 AM
I was eyeballing this Fluttershy for a minute in walmart

Quote from: KonohaShinobi on May 27, 2011, 10:05:32 AM
I was eyeballing this Fluttershy for a minute in walmart

Quote from: KonohaShinobi on May 27, 2011, 10:05:32 AM
I was eyeballing this Fluttershy for a minute in walmart

Quote from: KonohaShinobi on May 27, 2011, 10:05:32 AM
I was eyeballing this Fluttershy for a minute in walmart
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 27, 2011, 10:09:49 AM
lol
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Post by: Hiro on May 27, 2011, 10:09:52 AM
what the fuck
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Post by: YPrrrr on May 29, 2011, 04:56:21 AM
Um does this show use some form of brainwashing?
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Post by: Nyerp on May 29, 2011, 06:02:09 AM
Quote from: YPR on May 29, 2011, 04:56:21 AM
Um does this show use some form of brainwashing?


yes but it only works on people who have a predisposition towards bestiality
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Post by: ME## on May 29, 2011, 06:37:34 AM
Quote from: Yusuke on May 27, 2011, 09:52:17 AM
this just in: YOU'RE FUCKING GAY


what a bunch of gay homosexuals
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Post by: HeroofTime55 on May 29, 2011, 09:44:42 AM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on May 27, 2011, 10:05:32 AM
I kinda want a figure but they all look so, not true to form. I was eyeballing this Fluttershy for a minute in walmart but they use such a drastically different art style for the dolls, I can't do it.

This a hundred times over.  I've been browsing the internets for a figure to put on my shelf, but there's nothing that really represents the series out there.

But hey, one step at a time.  They'll get it right eventually, Hasbro just needs to figure out the gigantic market they just opened up, and capitalize.
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 29, 2011, 09:45:54 AM
smithicide;
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Post by: HeroofTime55 on June 02, 2011, 01:17:52 PM
Quote from: Swirly Glasses on May 29, 2011, 09:45:54 AM
smithicide;
watch ponies faggot
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Post by: Nyerp on June 02, 2011, 02:42:49 PM
i love to "watch" ponies
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Post by: ME## on June 02, 2011, 11:44:49 PM
I was eyeballing this, um, Flowercuperina at Home Depot the other day.
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Post by: Nyerp on June 02, 2011, 11:46:44 PM
you were also eyeballing a certain pony rider in one of them rockstar games the other day yes;
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Post by: ME## on June 02, 2011, 11:47:45 PM
Quote from: Yusuke on June 02, 2011, 11:46:44 PM
you were also eyeballing a certain pony rider in one of them rockstar games the other day yes;


dem facial scars UNLEASH THE BEAST
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Post by: Infel on June 03, 2011, 12:45:03 PM
I like Rarity, and dislike Pinkie Pie. There's a certain level of FUCKING NUTS before it becomes unbearable.

I like how the show is oddly nostalgic... Then again, Lauren Faust is on it, so we get the same feeling from this as we should from Powerpuff Girls.

And with Lauren Faust being only a consultant for the second season, this could mean some... severe changes to the show's content in the future.
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Post by: HeroofTime55 on June 05, 2011, 07:18:06 PM
Yeah, we're all somewhat worried about the second season and the future of this show, but the rest of the staff is still intact and they are well aware of the Brony peripheral demographic, who they have no desire to alienate.  The show will probably be fine.
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Post by: Nyerp on June 05, 2011, 07:41:52 PM
if it takes a turn for the worse the brony club i run and i are planning on taking cyanide pills and riding ponies off the edge of the nearest bridge
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Post by: HeroofTime55 on June 05, 2011, 09:02:47 PM
Quote from: Windows ME on June 03, 2011, 12:45:03 PM
I like Rarity, and dislike Pinkie Pie. There's a certain level of FUCKING NUTS before it becomes unbearable.

oh and also rarity is a bitch whore and pinkie pie is amazing, so fuck off.

Seriously, Pinkie Pie is fucking amazing, everything that pours forth from her mouth is pure gold.  How you can like Rarity over Pinkie Pie is fucking beyond me.  Honestly what has Rarity ever contributed to the show besides conflict from her being a dumb bitch?
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Post by: Nyerp on June 05, 2011, 10:06:31 PM
pony fight

get your hoove-shaped buttscratchers here everypony
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Post by: KonohaShinobi on June 07, 2011, 08:27:10 AM
Quote from: HeroofTime55 on June 05, 2011, 09:02:47 PM
oh and also rarity is a bitch whore and pinkie pie is amazing, so fuck off.

Seriously, Pinkie Pie is fucking amazing, everything that pours forth from her mouth is pure gold.  How you can like Rarity over Pinkie Pie is fucking beyond me.  Honestly what has Rarity ever contributed to the show besides conflict from her being a dumb bitch?

I liked Suited For Success, she didnt cause any problems everypony just wasnt pleased so she tried her best she is the only other pony with a job besides AJ, making dresses for the Grand Galloping Gala, Celestia herself and any other pony plus the job she got at the end of that episode in canterlot, I think Rarity's cool she just hasn't had nearly as much screen time or development as any of the other ponies.

Pinkie's line at the end of her Cutie Mark Origin story where she said something like,"And that's how Equestria was made" or something was spot on though.

And Lauren has a lot of love for MLP:FiM, she isn't going to let the show tank in quality, esspecially when she knows how many dedicated fans there are. I can honestly see FiM blowing up as big as PPG, it's possible if it ever airs on anything other than HUB.
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Post by: HeroofTime55 on June 07, 2011, 09:35:03 PM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on June 07, 2011, 08:27:10 AM
I liked Suited For Success, she didnt cause any problems everypony just wasnt pleased so she tried her best she is the only other pony with a job besides AJ, making dresses for the Grand Galloping Gala, Celestia herself and any other pony plus the job she got at the end of that episode in canterlot, I think Rarity's cool she just hasn't had nearly as much screen time or development as any of the other ponies.

Pinkie's line at the end of her Cutie Mark Origin story where she said something like,"And that's how Equestria was made" or something was spot on though.

And Lauren has a lot of love for MLP:FiM, she isn't going to let the show tank in quality, esspecially when she knows how many dedicated fans there are. I can honestly see FiM blowing up as big as PPG, it's possible if it ever airs on anything other than HUB.

I guess I can agree that Rarity isn't really very developed, but what has been developed I don't think is too great.

And the dumb mule should have done all their dresses right the first time!

jk, that episode was mostly everyone else being dumb.

But, Rarity is all of the following:
-A fashion whore
-Obsessed with appearance
-Can't touch dirty things or do any degree of manual labor
-Obsesses over boys, and frequently tricks them into doing work for her

Just nothing that she's done so far is anything I can relate to.  She's less of a bitch mostly because it's a kids show and it would be improper, but she still comes off as a smug asshole.  Especially that accent.

I also hated Suited for Success, but that largely stems from the fact that I hate musical elements (when not done for irony/comedy, contrast: Every one of Pinkie Pie's songs), but also because it was one of those girly episodes where they do girly things and it just played into the stereotypes that the show otherwise works hard to avoid.  Green Isn't Your Color was a far better Rarity episode, IMO.  Though that could have been Pinkie Pie's fault to some extent.

As far as jobs:
-Pinkie Pie is employed at Sugarcube Corner
-TS is Celestia's student and is rather trusted to take care of things on behalf of Celestia, and probably gets a nice royal stipend for her efforts
-Fluttershy cares for animals, which is actually a 'job' in the ponyverse where animals are literally incapable of taking care of their own basic needs.  Unknown if she gets paid, I'd venture to guess it is more along the lines of volunteer work, but she lives outside of the town and probably farms in a limited capacity.
-RD's job is to clear the sky.  Also necessary since they broke the weather machine and have to do it all manually now.  This one is more clear that it is her job and she's very likely paid for it.

It'd be more correct to say that Rarity and AJ both own their own businesses.
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Post by: Nyerp on June 07, 2011, 10:36:27 PM
[spoiler=average pony fan's daily thoughts]“Aw, don’t go yet Dash.” She started pulling out the rest of the organs, stopping at each one. “I know I can be a real painaceas, but you know I’m just kidney with you. You really got to learn to liver it up. Boy, these jokes are getting bladder. Guess ya gotta develop a stomach for them.” She placed the discarded body parts into a bucket, keeping the last one for bit longer. “Ooo, bagpipes.” she said, placing the tube in her mouth and the organ in her armpit. A spurt of acid hit her tongue. ”Eww. Oh hey, there’s your cupcake, Dash.”

Dash, didn’t hear her. She had slipped from conciseness minutes ago. Pinkie, not satisfied yet, hit her with another adrenaline shot. Dash woke up for the last time, her heart jumping. Her blood flowed out faster; it wouldn’t be long now.

Pinkie put Dash on her down her back and straddled her chest, scalpel at the ready.

“Ya know, Rainbow Dash, I’m disappointed. I thought you would have lasted longer. I really wanted to spend more time with you before we got here. But I guess it’s my fault, I should have taken it a little slower. Oh well, it was really was nice knowing you, Dash”.

The blade sunk into the blue one’s throat and worked its way up her chin. Coming back down, it circled around her neck. The last thing Dash felt was her skin being cut away from her skull, the metal scraping her teeth.

Then she was gone.

Pinkie Pie stared into the mirror. She did a really good job, even keeping the eyelids. She winked, Dash winked back. Pinkie smiled.

But still, she was sad that her friend was now gone. It only lasted fifty minutes, not nearly as long as she wanted. She looked back the cadaver hanging there in the center of the room, the last of its fluids draining in to the pan. Yup, no more Rainbow Dash.

Then Pinkie cocked her head. She was starting to take notice of the fact that there really wasn’t that much damage. “It fact”, she began to think “I think….” An idea exploded in her head. She was good at sewing and she had all the pieces, all she had to do put her back together. Yeah, just get some stuffing and bingo, she’d have Rainbow Dash forever. In fact, that’s what she’d do for all her friends when their numbers came up. She was so excited, she skipped over to the body with the skinner to get started. The cupcakes can wait; Pinkie had a friend to make.



Silver Spoon suddenly woke up. She was on her back and couldn’t move. She couldn’t see. Where was she? Freaking out, she was just about to scream when the pony from the bakery appeared in front of her.

“HI!” she giggled

“Where am I, what’s going on”? The frightened little foal asked.

“Oh, well, you see, your number came up and I gotta make cupcakes.” Pinkie explained.

“W…wha….what does that mean. What are you talking about”?

“Oh, nothing. I wouldn’t worry it if I was you. It’ll be over soon.” She approached the girl, scalpel at the ready when a small voice called out from behind.

“Miss Pinkie, what are you doing”?

She paused and turned to look at Apple Bloom. The yellow baby pony walked up to her with an angry look on her face. Silver Spoon started to feel relived.

“Ah can’t believe your doing this.” She pouted. ”you said this one was gonna be mine.

Pinkie apologized “Oops, sorry about that, guess I got forgot. Here you go.” She handed the blade over.

Apple Bloom climbed on the table and stood over her prey. Silver Spoon tried to struggle. She stared in fear at Apple Bloom and her apron. The pink apron with a shiny tiara on it. Silver Spoon started to cry.

Apple Bloom grinned and open her mouth “Hey, Silver Spoon, guess who gonna be a blank flank”?[/spoiler]
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Post by: don't let's on June 07, 2011, 10:39:02 PM
Now that needs to be animated
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 07, 2011, 10:40:32 PM
Quote from: Yusuke on June 07, 2011, 10:36:27 PM
[spoiler=average pony fan's daily thoughts]“Aw, don’t go yet Dash.” She started pulling out the rest of the organs, stopping at each one. “I know I can be a real painaceas, but you know I’m just kidney with you. You really got to learn to liver it up. Boy, these jokes are getting bladder. Guess ya gotta develop a stomach for them.” She placed the discarded body parts into a bucket, keeping the last one for bit longer. “Ooo, bagpipes.” she said, placing the tube in her mouth and the organ in her armpit. A spurt of acid hit her tongue. ”Eww. Oh hey, there’s your cupcake, Dash.”

Dash, didn’t hear her. She had slipped from conciseness minutes ago. Pinkie, not satisfied yet, hit her with another adrenaline shot. Dash woke up for the last time, her heart jumping. Her blood flowed out faster; it wouldn’t be long now.

Pinkie put Dash on her down her back and straddled her chest, scalpel at the ready.

“Ya know, Rainbow Dash, I’m disappointed. I thought you would have lasted longer. I really wanted to spend more time with you before we got here. But I guess it’s my fault, I should have taken it a little slower. Oh well, it was really was nice knowing you, Dash”.

The blade sunk into the blue one’s throat and worked its way up her chin. Coming back down, it circled around her neck. The last thing Dash felt was her skin being cut away from her skull, the metal scraping her teeth.

Then she was gone.

Pinkie Pie stared into the mirror. She did a really good job, even keeping the eyelids. She winked, Dash winked back. Pinkie smiled.

But still, she was sad that her friend was now gone. It only lasted fifty minutes, not nearly as long as she wanted. She looked back the cadaver hanging there in the center of the room, the last of its fluids draining in to the pan. Yup, no more Rainbow Dash.

Then Pinkie cocked her head. She was starting to take notice of the fact that there really wasn’t that much damage. “It fact”, she began to think “I think….” An idea exploded in her head. She was good at sewing and she had all the pieces, all she had to do put her back together. Yeah, just get some stuffing and bingo, she’d have Rainbow Dash forever. In fact, that’s what she’d do for all her friends when their numbers came up. She was so excited, she skipped over to the body with the skinner to get started. The cupcakes can wait; Pinkie had a friend to make.



Silver Spoon suddenly woke up. She was on her back and couldn’t move. She couldn’t see. Where was she? Freaking out, she was just about to scream when the pony from the bakery appeared in front of her.

“HI!” she giggled

“Where am I, what’s going on”? The frightened little foal asked.

“Oh, well, you see, your number came up and I gotta make cupcakes.” Pinkie explained.

“W…wha….what does that mean. What are you talking about”?

“Oh, nothing. I wouldn’t worry it if I was you. It’ll be over soon.” She approached the girl, scalpel at the ready when a small voice called out from behind.

“Miss Pinkie, what are you doing”?

She paused and turned to look at Apple Bloom. The yellow baby pony walked up to her with an angry look on her face. Silver Spoon started to feel relived.

“Ah can’t believe your doing this.” She pouted. ”you said this one was gonna be mine.

Pinkie apologized “Oops, sorry about that, guess I got forgot. Here you go.” She handed the blade over.

Apple Bloom climbed on the table and stood over her prey. Silver Spoon tried to struggle. She stared in fear at Apple Bloom and her apron. The pink apron with a shiny tiara on it. Silver Spoon started to cry.

Apple Bloom grinned and open her mouth “Hey, Silver Spoon, guess who gonna be a blank flank”?[/spoiler]


No wonder this show is so popular. yes; RUB IT
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: HeroofTime55 on June 09, 2011, 05:31:08 PM
WELL THAT WAS INTERESTING

i am guilty of reading this though

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6884996/1/9_Knackered_Souls
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 09, 2011, 05:34:02 PM
Quote from: HeroofTime55 on June 09, 2011, 05:31:08 PM
WELL THAT WAS INTERESTING

i am guilty of reading this though

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6884996/1/9_Knackered_Souls


QuoteMy Little Pony and Halo Crossover


i lol'd 5thgrade;
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: HeroofTime55 on June 09, 2011, 05:58:18 PM
Quote from: Swirly Glasses on June 09, 2011, 05:34:02 PM
i lol'd 5thgrade;
That's why I couldn't resist.  Sort of a morbid curiosity.
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: Nyerp on June 09, 2011, 06:33:16 PM
well i only posted the last part

also i watched the cutie mark origins episode...that was...cute i guess?
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: HeroofTime55 on June 09, 2011, 08:46:13 PM
Quote from: Yusuke on June 09, 2011, 06:33:16 PM
well i only posted the last part

also i watched the cutie mark origins episode...that was...cute i guess?
"...And that's how Equestria was made!"
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: Nyerp on June 09, 2011, 08:59:09 PM
Quote from: HeroofTime55 on June 09, 2011, 08:46:13 PM
"...And that's how Equestria was made!"


i don't get it
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: HeroofTime55 on June 09, 2011, 09:38:14 PM
Quote from: Yusuke on June 09, 2011, 08:59:09 PM
i don't get it
I thought you said you just watched that episode.
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: Nyerp on June 09, 2011, 09:40:02 PM
Quote from: HeroofTime55 on June 09, 2011, 09:38:14 PM
I thought you said you just watched that episode.


yeah that line made no sense

was it just there to point out how ~wacky~ pinkie pie is or something
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Post by: HeroofTime55 on June 09, 2011, 09:41:12 PM
Yeah, basically, it's just Pinkie being awesome/batshit crazy, as per the usual.

Did you catch the Pac-Man reference?
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: Nyerp on June 09, 2011, 09:42:17 PM
no
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: HeroofTime55 on June 09, 2011, 09:45:49 PM
Quote from: Yusuke on June 09, 2011, 09:42:17 PM
no

Pinkie Pie's sisters are Inky and Blinky, her parents are Clyde and Sue.
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: Nyerp on June 09, 2011, 09:48:06 PM
Quote from: HeroofTime55 on June 09, 2011, 09:45:49 PM
Pinkie Pie's sisters are Inky and Blinky, her parents are Clyde and Sue.


i don't know who "sue" is in pac-man but ok
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: HeroofTime55 on June 09, 2011, 09:55:46 PM
Quote from: Yusuke on June 09, 2011, 09:48:06 PM
i don't know who "sue" is in pac-man but ok
In Ms. Pac-Man she replaces Clyde.  Apparently.  Had to look that one up.
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: silvertone on June 10, 2011, 01:47:08 PM
HeroofTime55, congratulations on being the anime fan of the week.


http://animejihad.blogspot.com/2011/06/anime-fan-of-week_10.html
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: Nyerp on June 10, 2011, 01:52:27 PM
lmao that article

i liked how the main point it was trying to prove was that all non-4-year-old pony fans are jobless 34-year-old men with asperger's
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: HeroofTime55 on June 12, 2011, 03:17:16 PM
not me because i haven't found a figure i like yet/of enough quality to display on a shelf
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: don't let's on June 12, 2011, 04:06:33 PM
Figure? I thought these were actual dolls. And that article called them action figures :(
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: HeroofTime55 on June 12, 2011, 04:56:36 PM
Quote from: No Comment on June 12, 2011, 04:06:33 PM
Figure? I thought these were actual dolls. And that article called them action figures :(
They're not action figures

Some of them are dolls and some of them are figures.

I don't want a doll.

Hasbro has yet to make anything to any degree of quality that bronies would really go for, but I suspect they're on to that by this point.  No way are they not going to tap that market.
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: Nyerp on June 17, 2011, 10:01:56 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqEDIFfy4Yg[/youtube]

lmao
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: HeroofTime55 on June 17, 2011, 10:34:48 AM
I love how he casually just claims that being a fan of MLP means that you automatically just quit your job and file for disability.  Oh FOX, why am I not surprised that this would come from you?

"I don't like group X, therefore group X consists entirely of lazy, worthless people suckling off our tax dollars"

It makes me almost want to defend baby-man.  Almost.  It's that bad, that it would almost bring me to the level where I would actually defend a diaperfag.

Oh, that faggot makes me RAGE.
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: Nyerp on June 17, 2011, 10:36:13 AM
i love ponies and i am offended as well
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: HeroofTime55 on June 17, 2011, 11:25:16 AM
Nah, at this point the shock of "How can someone be so stupid?" has finally passed, since the answer was "Oh yeah, it's Fox News."  Now I'm sort of laughing.
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: don't let's on June 17, 2011, 06:53:34 PM
Quote from: HeroofTime55 on June 17, 2011, 10:34:48 AM
I love how he casually just claims that being a fan of MLP means that you automatically just quit your job and file for disability.  Oh FOX, why am I not surprised that this would come from you?

"I don't like group X, therefore group X consists entirely of lazy, worthless people suckling off our tax dollars"

It makes me almost want to defend baby-man.  Almost.  It's that bad, that it would almost bring me to the level where I would actually defend a diaperfag.

Oh, that faggot makes me RAGE.
But do you really know that it's not true? I'm not saying or implying that it is true either, but do you really know?
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: HeroofTime55 on June 18, 2011, 08:39:09 AM
oh man you're a funny guy
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: don't let's on June 18, 2011, 09:47:21 AM
 And there we go
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: Infel on June 18, 2011, 11:00:59 AM
I read back and see I missed something.

If Pinkie Pie were real and someone I talked with at any point, I would get annoyed with her. She is seriously fucking overbearing and I hate that. So much caffienne and sugar fueling that crazy bitch, and now we got the fan stories coming from who knows where by gurofags who also like her. And I'm not cool with that. And because she has ADHD and you can't think for a second she might really be hanging on your cock every single second of every single day if she did actually exist, I'm the dumbass. GG.

I do think Kono had a point about Rarity being underdeveloped, though. I like Rarity though because what little I've seen, I did like. She just has the mostly proper attitude, does something of interest to myself, is a jew, and possesses some lolspergy traits. And maybe we really are just seeing the "bad" half of her? I mean, we all saw new elements of each character on the season end.
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: HeroofTime55 on June 19, 2011, 11:34:18 AM
Quote from: Windows ME on June 18, 2011, 11:00:59 AM
If Pinkie Pie were real and someone I talked with at any point, I would get annoyed with her. She is seriously fucking overbearing and I hate that. So much caffienne and sugar fueling that crazy bitch, and now we got the fan stories coming from who knows where by gurofags who also like her. And I'm not cool with that. And because she has ADHD and you can't think for a second she might really be hanging on your cock every single second of every single day if she did actually exist, I'm the dumbass. GG.

I'm having trouble understanding this without the context. :/
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: KonohaShinobi on June 20, 2011, 10:26:10 AM
MLP: Fighting is magic

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSlnZxvi37s&feature=player_embedded#at=23[/youtube]

Thread: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/collab/res/5925.html

Looks AMAZING, and that song is fantastic!

Speculated playable character list:
The mane 6, The 3 CMC, Luna/Nightmare Moon, Celestia, Spike, Zecora, Gilda, Trixie, Dark Pinkie, Spike, Wonder bolts, Big Mac, Prince Blueblood, Derpy, Cherilee, Diamond Dogs, Bully Pegasuses, Bloomberg, lyra, bon-bon, Gummi

Also Rainbow Dash's turtle really needs a name, her figure has a turtle boxed in so I figured that was her pet since every other pony has a pet.

pinkie has gummie, TS, spike, fluttershy, the bunny, rarity's cat, and AJ's dog
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: HeroofTime55 on June 20, 2011, 08:16:07 PM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on June 20, 2011, 10:26:10 AM
MLP: Fighting is magic

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSlnZxvi37s&feature=player_embedded#at=23[/youtube]

Thread: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/collab/res/5925.html

Looks AMAZING, and that song is fantastic!

Speculated playable character list:
The mane 6, The 3 CMC, Luna/Nightmare Moon, Celestia, Spike, Zecora, Gilda, Trixie, Dark Pinkie, Spike, Wonder bolts, Big Mac, Prince Blueblood, Derpy, Cherilee, Diamond Dogs, Bully Pegasuses, Bloomberg, lyra, bon-bon, Gummi

Also Rainbow Dash's turtle really needs a name, her figure has a turtle boxed in so I figured that was her pet since every other pony has a pet.

pinkie has gummie, TS, spike, fluttershy, the bunny, rarity's cat, and AJ's dog

Spike isn't Twilight's pet.  That owl is.

And I just noticed the Harry Potter reference in giving Twilight an owl.  Fucking hell this show is great.
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: HeroofTime55 on July 03, 2011, 11:03:39 PM
Got 2 more of my IRL friends watching this show.  The infection continues to spread.
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: Nyerp on July 03, 2011, 11:36:01 PM
and the search for the cure continues
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: HeroofTime55 on July 03, 2011, 11:39:40 PM
there is no cure.
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: Nyerp on July 03, 2011, 11:41:07 PM
yes there is

it's death

death by too much ponies
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: HeroofTime55 on July 04, 2011, 12:04:42 AM
Quote from: Nyerp on July 03, 2011, 11:41:07 PM
death by too much ponies

(http://www.64digits.com/users/HeroofTime55/I_m_ok_with_this.png)
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: Geno on July 05, 2011, 05:46:42 PM
I can't tell if this thread is serious or not.
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: Andria on July 05, 2011, 05:49:28 PM
I have finished 17 episodes.

It isn't bad but the fanbase is a bit extreme in their liking
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: HeroofTime55 on July 08, 2011, 12:12:44 AM
Quote from: Squid Girl on July 05, 2011, 05:49:28 PM
I have finished 17 episodes.

It isn't bad but the fanbase is a bit extreme in their liking
[spoiler]I do it because it is prime trolling material.  I wouldn't be this obnoxious if it didn't piss people off.[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Pony thread? Pony thread.
Post by: Andria on July 08, 2011, 12:20:39 AM
Quote from: HeroofTime55 on July 08, 2011, 12:12:44 AM
[spoiler]I do it because it is prime trolling material.  I wouldn't be this obnoxious if it didn't piss people off.[/spoiler]

See I don't even really see that with you  n_u

but I know people who are pretty extreme in their liking