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Title: Worst Physical Pain you have Endured
Post by: Sam on October 13, 2010, 03:41:52 PM
If the worst is something awkward or uncomfortable to talk about eel free to use another example.

I got REALLY wasted on Saturday night and had a hangover the entire next day. I puked probably about 10 times throughout the day and never stopped feeling nauseated. I couldn't eat or drink anything. My head was pounding but I couldn't keep any pills down. etc. But that wasn't the bad part. The bad part was that I spent the entire day in airports and on airplanes, which already make me queasy. Not a good day.

Your turn  hocuspocus;
Title: Re: Worst Physical Pain you have Endured
Post by: Andria on October 13, 2010, 04:00:45 PM
When I was a little kid I took a metal bobby pin and stuck it into an electrical socket. Since i couldn't let go I got 2nd degree electrical burns on my finger and it hurt like hell. To the point I still remember
Title: Re: Worst Physical Pain you have Endured
Post by: Socks on October 13, 2010, 04:09:11 PM
you should be ashamed of yourself, and your 'pain' (see stupidity).
Title: Re: Worst Physical Pain you have Endured
Post by: C.Mongler on October 13, 2010, 04:33:11 PM
tattoo lol
Title: Re: Worst Physical Pain you have Endured
Post by: rdl on October 13, 2010, 04:37:55 PM
pissing with a cut up penis.
Title: Re: Worst Physical Pain you have Endured
Post by: Daddy on October 13, 2010, 04:39:18 PM
i gut stabbed
Title: Re: Worst Physical Pain you have Endured
Post by: Hiro on October 13, 2010, 04:41:46 PM
I think Echo's is the worst
I know I've felt intense pain before, but I don't know that anything stands out as being noteworthy

Your story isn't good Sam. Sure it sounds miserable, but I'm thinking of things that make you cry and scream.
Title: Re: Worst Physical Pain you have Endured
Post by: rdl on October 13, 2010, 04:42:42 PM
Quote from: Hïro on October 13, 2010, 04:41:46 PM
Your story isn't good Sam.
asshole
Title: Re: Worst Physical Pain you have Endured
Post by: Hiro on October 13, 2010, 04:47:40 PM
I guess in 3rd grade i jumped off a slide and fell awkwardly so I couldn't breathe for a good 40 seconds and even then only slightly, I felt like I'd been punched in the gut, and I couldn't walk properly for probably a week or two.
But really even that wasn't that awful

I also had something like what Sam did last year, but not from a hangover, but I was sleeping next to the toilet all day
Title: Re: Worst Physical Pain you have Endured
Post by: rdl on October 13, 2010, 04:53:56 PM
i had dissentary or something last year, it hurt so bad i had to count numbers and do math equations in an attempt to not feel the pain so that i could fall asleep.

but it wasn't that bad baddood;
Title: Re: Worst Physical Pain you have Endured
Post by: Commander Fuckass on October 13, 2010, 04:59:53 PM
Tie between breaking my tailbone and cracking two ribs  giggle;
Title: Re: Worst Physical Pain you have Endured
Post by: applesauce on October 13, 2010, 05:05:34 PM
In 1st grade I was climbing up a sledding hill (Minnehaha Parkway, near Grand I think, for those of you in mpls) when a big wooden toboggan with 4 mexicans on it hit me. I shattered my collarbone. I remember screaming and crying in the car, and then I remember watching digimon and eating ice cream from a hospital bed.  :(
Title: Re: Worst Physical Pain you have Endured
Post by: Selkie on October 13, 2010, 05:52:24 PM
Amateur, just drink a couple cups of water before you fall asleep and you won't have a headache in the morning. You'll still have every other symptom, but I find the headache the worst part of a hangover anyway.


Anyhoo, the worst physical pain of my life...well, from what I can remember, probably this,

In 7th grade the bathroom stall door fell off onto my big toe and like crushed it and flipped the nail up. That was actually painless, I guess because adrenaline kicked in. But, they removed the nail at the hospital cause it was just hanging. And I went to a plastic surgeon so he could like check on my healing process, and he dug around on the surface of my toe (where the nail WOULD be) with a probe, while it was still incredibly tender and pretty much just an open wound, to get the dry blook scabs off.

That was unbelievably painful.
Title: Re: Worst Physical Pain you have Endured
Post by: Travis on October 13, 2010, 06:17:13 PM
either when (i think) i broke my toe twice or when i think i sprained my middle finger
Title: Re: Worst Physical Pain you have Endured
Post by: Nyerp on October 13, 2010, 06:25:31 PM
i've had some bad diarrhea sessions lol

the only serious physical injury i've had is when i fractured one of my right forearm bones, but that only really hurt for a few hours
Title: Re: Worst Physical Pain you have Endured
Post by: ????? on October 13, 2010, 07:40:53 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on October 13, 2010, 06:25:31 PM
i've had some bad diarrhea sessions lol
Same here.

I once had one of those dividers they have at parking lots fall on my foot, but it wasn't that bad. Oh I also... nevermind. I don't feel pain baddood;

Oh wait, giving birth hurts.
Title: Re: Worst Physical Pain you have Endured
Post by: just1more on October 13, 2010, 07:41:53 PM
I had severe appendicitis when I was eight.
Title: Re: Worst Physical Pain you have Endured
Post by: ????? on October 13, 2010, 07:42:11 PM
Quote from: yoseph on October 13, 2010, 07:41:53 PM
I had severe appendicitis when I was eight.
Weak.
Title: Re: Worst Physical Pain you have Endured
Post by: just1more on October 13, 2010, 07:43:30 PM
Quote from: TheSequel on October 13, 2010, 07:42:11 PM
Weak.

I never played any physical sports when I was a kid, so no injuries for me.  :'(
Title: Re: Worst Physical Pain you have Endured
Post by: ????? on October 13, 2010, 07:44:23 PM
Quote from: yoseph on October 13, 2010, 07:43:30 PM
I never played any physical sports when I was a kid, so no injuries for me.  :'(
I played baseball but nothing ever happened to me.

I've never broken a bone in my life :O
Title: Re: Worst Physical Pain you have Endured
Post by: rdl on October 13, 2010, 07:49:13 PM
when i was born i wasn't breathing, but i didn't care because i was a baby baddood;
Title: Re: Worst Physical Pain you have Endured
Post by: ????? on October 13, 2010, 07:49:39 PM
Quote from: XLR on October 13, 2010, 07:49:13 PM
when i was born i wasn't breathing, but i didn't care because i was a baby baddood;
That's hardcore dawg baddood;
Title: Re: Worst Physical Pain you have Endured
Post by: Sam on October 13, 2010, 08:45:36 PM
let me specify a bit -

I've broken my thumb, been burned many-a-time by my dad's evil metal-working equipment, cut into a finger with a scroll saw, dropped 4 feet onto my head and shoulder, hurt myself MANY times pole vaulting, bruised my tailbone falling off a ski lift, etc.

It didn't compare to how much pain I was in on Sunday.
Title: Re: Worst Physical Pain you have Endured
Post by: Classic on October 13, 2010, 08:46:11 PM
Well, my hand was sliced open.
Title: Re: Worst Physical Pain you have Endured
Post by: ????? on October 13, 2010, 08:56:41 PM
Quote from: Classique on October 13, 2010, 08:46:11 PM
Well, my hand was sliced open.
That is really fucking hot. How do I stop this boner?
Title: Re: Worst Physical Pain you have Endured
Post by: Geno on October 13, 2010, 08:58:55 PM
Uh I got a tube shoved up my peehole once and that was kinda painful.
Title: Re: Worst Physical Pain you have Endured
Post by: YPrrrr on October 13, 2010, 09:28:35 PM
Probably just when my brother went all out in a kick to my balls... I couldn't move for a good period of time, so that's definitely the most intense pain I've experienced
Title: Re: Worst Physical Pain you have Endured
Post by: Classic on October 13, 2010, 09:34:58 PM
Quote from: TheSequel on October 13, 2010, 08:56:41 PM
That is really fucking hot. How do I stop this boner?

Stick your peepee in my cut of course.  cjlubdoods;
Title: Re: Worst Physical Pain you have Endured
Post by: Hiro on October 14, 2010, 12:10:47 AM
Quote from: Sam on October 13, 2010, 08:45:36 PM
let me specify a bit -

I've broken my thumb, been burned many-a-time by my dad's evil metal-working equipment, cut into a finger with a scroll saw, dropped 4 feet onto my head and shoulder, hurt myself MANY times pole vaulting, bruised my tailbone falling off a ski lift, etc.

It didn't compare to how much pain I was in on Sunday.
it does sound really awful, I guess i'm just thinking of a different kind of pain.